Nice work on that big ol Day 2 bro. Nice and early. Just like LOOT likey.
Today is gonna suck. Suck bad too. LOOT hopes it mega-sucks too. Not cause LOOT is a masochist...but because if it sucks hella bad...you won't forget it. Never, ever forget how bad it sucks dude. Your addiction will do all it can to make you forget. You, however, are going to use this here intro to chronicle how bad it sucks. So when you wanna forget, LOOT can smack you with your own words.
Drink up buttercup....here's to Day 2.