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hey man you guys i gotta tell you somethin and i dint no wear else to put it man.  man i was at the pool yestrday for my trainin when i saw somethin that made me sicker then pickin up a coke can and takin a big swig afore you reelize its your spit can man. i get out of the pool and theres this old woman. i mean like 70 old and man shes pastty wite and got extra rolls a skin so it looks like shes got 4 boobs man. but man that aint the sick part yet. man i'm waste deep in water and shes standin there in front of me in a thong bakini man and shes got bush hangin out both sides. man i almost herled in the pool rite there you guys. i had to swim to the other end afore i got out and walk back to get my towl. and man i was locked on the lifegard so i dint have to look at that shit again. thats the last time i bump my swim work out to the afternoon man.

so sorry if you just ate man i shooda warned you.

That's sick, yet funny at the same time...4 Boobs... :lol:

Glad I'm on an empty stomach...a thong...that's WRONG!

Glad you didn't hurl.


MF

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i gotta tell you somethin and i dint no wear else to put it man. man i was at the pool yestrday for my trainin when i saw somethin that made me sicker then pickin up a coke can and takin a big swig afore you reelize its your spit can man. i get out of the pool and theres this old woman. i mean like 70 old and man shes pastty wite and got extra rolls a skin so it looks like shes got 4 boobs man. but man that aint the sick part yet. man i'm waste deep in water and shes standin there in front of me in a thong bakini man and shes got bush hangin out both sides. man i almost herled in the pool rite there you guys. i had to swim to the other end afore i got out and walk back to get my towl. and man i was locked on the lifegard so i dint have to look at that shit again. thats the last time i bump my swim work out to the afternoon man.

so sorry if you just ate man i shooda warned you.

[Ricko]

hey man you guys hows it goin? so way back in my firts post in this thred i said sometimes i'd be postin stuff not relate dto quitin rite? so man i got a story. man are dryer broke down last week cause it was amost 20 years old man. and i told the oold lady it werent no use fixin it so lets get a new un. now the washin mashine broke down last year so she wants the matchin dryer an thats ok with me. but man we got a frunt loader washer and got a stand for it. so i gotta get the stand for the dryer to man. well no big deal cause if i miss the morgage that oboma dudes gonna help me out man. any ways i get done putin it in place and i gots to level it. now this is ware the stand is importent cause it dont make sents with just the dryer. i'm done levelin it out and just gotta titen up the nuts and i thoght i had the rench on good but man it sliped off and afore i coould stop i cranked my hand in to the sheet metal. man i tell you i split my thum wide open. there was blood every where. i meen i soked thru 2 band ades afore i got the job done. i told the old lady she couldnt off me for a couple a years cause i wach that csi and i no they can find that blood if they come lookin. well any way i went and got me some of them butter fly things to close it up with cause man you guys no they say you gotta keep them stiches dry. and man i cant be missin my swimmin work outs now. but man i aint had one of them tb shots to keep away the lock jaw in i dont no how long so may be i should get one. but then i read on the interwebs that it dont do no good after the fact any how. so man thats my story.

I would have passed out at the sight of blood. I can not stand blood. I hope all gets worked out and the dryer dries your swiming trunks just right.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys hows it goin? so way back in my firts post in this thred i said sometimes i'd be postin stuff not relate dto quitin rite? so man i got a story. man are dryer broke down last week cause it was amost 20 years old man. and i told the oold lady it werent no use fixin it so lets get a new un. now the washin mashine broke down last year so she wants the matchin dryer an thats ok with me. but man we got a frunt loader washer and got a stand for it. so i gotta get the stand for the dryer to man. well no big deal cause if i miss the morgage that oboma dudes gonna help me out man. any ways i get done putin it in place and i gots to level it. now this is ware the stand is importent cause it dont make sents with just the dryer. i'm done levelin it out and just gotta titen up the nuts and i thoght i had the rench on good but man it sliped off and afore i coould stop i cranked my hand in to the sheet metal. man i tell you i split my thum wide open. there was blood every where. i meen i soked thru 2 band ades afore i got the job done. i told the old lady she couldnt off me for a couple a years cause i wach that csi and i no they can find that blood if they come lookin. well any way i went and got me some of them butter fly things to close it up with cause man you guys no they say you gotta keep them stiches dry. and man i cant be missin my swimmin work outs now. but man i aint had one of them tb shots to keep away the lock jaw in i dont no how long so may be i should get one. but then i read on the interwebs that it dont do no good after the fact any how. so man thats my story.

[loot]

but man i aint no dumy man.

are you serious bro...you just fuckin with loot?

[syndrome]

hey man you guys. one thing i forgot to say in my hof speechifyin. how many a you guys still enjoyed dippin when you quit? cause man i no i dint. i dint reely like the taste no more. i dint get no buzz on. man all i did for the last years afore i quit was feed the adictshun man. simple as that.

hey man i feel like i turned some kinda corner tho. cause i was watchin the outlaw joezy wales over the week end man. and you no what? every time he spit man i was like that was gross man. man not onse did i wish i was doin that. but man i aint no dumy man. i no she's out there waitin for me to let my gard down so i aint gonna do it. aint gonna give her a chance.

[Ricko]

hey you guys. man i can hardly beleve its almost bin 100 days. man thats just crazy. so i'm gonna grab me some scotch to nite and right that big HOF speech man. but i'm gonna warn youi guys a little scotch and theexitement of the big day is gonna make me a little nuts so dont spect to see my hof speech lookin like my usually deep stuff cause the stile will be diffrnet for sure man. but don't worry cause by the week end i'll be back down to erth and my old self afore you no it. but if you get disapointed with my hof speech at least i wanred you.

hey i all ready orderred my hof nife last week so i hope that comes soon.

Syndrome I am so looking forward to it. I like your style so I am sure it is going to be awesome for sure. Later

[syndrome]

hey you guys. man i can hardly beleve its almost bin 100 days. man thats just crazy. so i'm gonna grab me some scotch to nite and right that big HOF speech man. but i'm gonna warn youi guys a little scotch and theexitement of the big day is gonna make me a little nuts so dont spect to see my hof speech lookin like my usually deep stuff cause the stile will be diffrnet for sure man. but don't worry cause by the week end i'll be back down to erth and my old self afore you no it. but if you get disapointed with my hof speech at least i wanred you.

hey i all ready orderred my hof nife last week so i hope that comes soon.

[syndrome]

hey you guys. i gotta tell you i am so pissed off at this serious-xm merger deal man. i have xm and man i was likin it. i lissen a lot to the hocky stuff but i also like the comedy and my music like fred and fungus man. well i tell ya serious gets in and all of a sudden fungus is gone. now i can't get no punk like the sex pistols and dead kennedys. that reely sucks big time. then they take my fred and call it first wave. and they add some jackass dj to it so now its the mr jackass show instead of all music. then the take the comedy stations and cut the play list down so much that i here the same shit all the time. man when it was just xm i could go weeks with out havin repeets.

ok and this is wat reely sucks on top of it. they use to have 20 trafic and wether stations but they cut back to 12 and combined some citys. ok some of um make cents. like putting orlando and tampa together or phily and boston. but man they put detroit with las vegas man. so when im goin to work at 630 in the mornin i gotta here vegas trafic at 330 in the mornin. who the fuck is drivin in vegas at 330 that needs trafic reports man? and then when its like 0 degrees in detroit i gotta here that its gonna be like 60 in vegas. man that sucks. i tell you what old syndrome is gonna go cancel his xm after the redwings season is over and when i do i'm gonna tell them serious-xm boys whats what.

oh yeah and i gotta order my ktc nife man cause tomorows day 90. man whod a thunk it?

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i had an other dip dream last nite. but you no what? this time i didnt wake up sweatin man. i beat the bitch down in my dream. my lady says i was reel restless fer a time so that musta bin the same time.

any ways man in my dream i had a fresh can a cope but no idea where it came from man. next thing bout half the can in my lip. then i'm like shit man and tryin to spit it out. then it was like them angel and devil guys on the sholders but they were in my head man not on my sholders. it went kinda like this-
the angel guy says spit it out but you gotta tell them guys at ktc yer a fuckup and start at day 1 agin man.
then the devil dude says hey man if you gotta start agin you shood enjoy this one man.
angel dude wins and i spit it out right quick.

devil dude says hey man you only wnated one pinch man and you still got the rest of this can man.
angel dude says hey i dont remember byin this cope and man i'm to cheep to buy a hole can for just one pinch man.
devil dude says yeah but do you remember not byin it?
angel dude is startin to lose man. i bet this is where i'm thrashin in bed.

then the devil dude makes his mistake. he says hey man you just pissed away 70 days a quit. but man you proved you can go 70 so lets just enjoy the rest of this can.
angel guy says how many days did you say?
devil dude says 70 man.
angel guy says ha! i no i alerady posted 71 days quit over to ktc. so devil man you loze. git the fuck outa here.

and just like that the devil dude was gone from my head and i dint even wake up. man i just like had my brain figger all that out while i was sleepin. so hey you guys i must be pretty smart to beat the bitch in my sleep.

oh hey since i got on a roll man i wanna give some props to another of my feb guys. that ricko dude is like the class presadent of feb man. he's that guy whats alwasy gettin the rest organized man. plus he's like the cheerleeder ready to lend a pick me up to any one what down. man every month needs a ricko like guy. man some day i coud see him bein one of them mods cause i dont think hes goin any where once he hits the hall man,.

[Mij]

hey man this one aint bout quittin just a random observashun.  are all weather dudes like fishermen or porn wannabes? cause yesterday man they were all like omg were gonna get 8 or 10 inches man look out! well man you no what? we dint even get like 2 inches man. i bet these gyus go out to the bars and tell the ladys hey babe i'm hung like a horse wehn they really got my little pony size peckers man.  but you no what else man? i wish i was a wether dude cause i could like be a complete fcuk up every day and still have a job man. how cool is that?

I don't know, but I'd like to give that porn wannabe shit a try. But I don't think anyone would pay to see my chicken dick and flabby ass.

[syndrome]

hey man this one aint bout quittin just a random observashun. are all weather dudes like fishermen or porn wannabes? cause yesterday man they were all like omg were gonna get 8 or 10 inches man look out! well man you no what? we dint even get like 2 inches man. i bet these gyus go out to the bars and tell the ladys hey babe i'm hung like a horse wehn they really got my little pony size peckers man. but you no what else man? i wish i was a wether dude cause i could like be a complete fcuk up every day and still have a job man. how cool is that?

[Mij]

hey you guys how many people did yatell bout yer quit? i figgered i'd tell every body cause they'd shame me for cavin just like yall wood. so i gots a big quit grop at home and work to man. but man its them guys what still dip i was worryed bout but man its been good cause they aint tryin to get me to cave man. may be cause i told one guy if he ever offerd me a dip i'd kikc him in the nuts man. any ways you guys my latest stash of them atomic fire ball what i gots at mr bulky is just bout run out. and so my new years restitutiion is to quit usin fireballs too man. at leats not the 6 or 8 or 10 a day i been usin but may be a few a week aint too bad cause they aint killin me like that dip was man.

so you guys man i wanna give nother shoutout to one of my feb guys whos got the quit goin good. are bro HDFIREDAWG is over there in the middleeast man and who nos what kinda shit is goin on over htere but man its gotta be reel stressfull man and a guy what can quit in that situashun is one tuff muther man. so props to the Dawg man and heres hopin your quit will be a good long one man. 'Cheers'

I'll second that motion. You are one bad ass quitter my man.

[syndrome]

hey you guys how many people did yatell bout yer quit? i figgered i'd tell every body cause they'd shame me for cavin just like yall wood. so i gots a big quit grop at home and work to man. but man its them guys what still dip i was worryed bout but man its been good cause they aint tryin to get me to cave man. may be cause i told one guy if he ever offerd me a dip i'd kikc him in the nuts man. any ways you guys my latest stash of them atomic fire ball what i gots at mr bulky is just bout run out. and so my new years restitutiion is to quit usin fireballs too man. at leats not the 6 or 8 or 10 a day i been usin but may be a few a week aint too bad cause they aint killin me like that dip was man.

so you guys man i wanna give nother shoutout to one of my feb guys whos got the quit goin good. are bro HDFIREDAWG is over there in the middleeast man and who nos what kinda shit is goin on over htere but man its gotta be reel stressfull man and a guy what can quit in that situashun is one tuff muther man. so props to the Dawg man and heres hopin your quit will be a good long one man. 'Cheers'

[ButchTN]

hey you guys. i gotta give some props to my fellow feb dude butchtn.  cause you no butch man has his quit goin good when he can spend like 4 ours playin golf with a dude whats dippin and not cave.  mosta the times we got it pretty easy man. to cave we gots to git offa our buts and go down to the kwiky mart and by somtehin to cave man. but man that butch man got tested got tested reel tuff man, and he past it to.  man theres bin days were if i had someone around me with a tin a coope i migth a caved man. and man i hope them days are far behind me afore i get tested like that man. so like mad props to that butch dude.

Very kind words sir....very kind.