Ode to the AppleJack
This Ode's for my friend, He just hit the HOF!
But with a name like his, I think he's a little off..
The site's for dip addicts, not smokers of crack.
He was smokin something when he thought up AppleJack.
But as a quitter he's solid, his apple ain't rotten.
And he's get a cute butt, so I call him AppleBottom.
OK, let me be serious, cuz his quit is bad ass.
He dipped as a ninja but came out and showed class.
That had to be tough after 25 years,
but my man, he did it, so we owe him some cheers.
Some cheers to his wife, who stayed by his side.
She loves her some Apple, even though he had lied.
We text all the time, he's such a text whore.
He's the first that I got, when I hit the second floor.
So today marks 100, days he's been free,
And by his own admission, "I did it for me"!
To my brother, I'm proud you made it this far,
We're brother's in quit, and playing guitar.
I'll tell you this now, but you already know,
There's tough days to come, that nic's still a hoe.
Just keep with the plan and post up every day,
Your quit will stay hard, and you will stay Ghey...
Congrats bro!
