Day 2....well sorta

[redtrain14]

A smart business man once told me,"kid, sometimes you have to pick a man and fire him."

I always took that to mean, "kid, sometimes you have to pick a man and make an example out of him."

This is one of those times.

[magnum9]

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read.   I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it.  Go soak your head, bro.

Air supply came on the radio as I was reading it, so how do you think I feel?

Mikey b, please do some reading around here. Start at the WELCOME CENTER and keep reading. You gotta want this, man.

When you're ready, flush the addiction feeding nicotine and let's get busy healing and becoming a non using addict. Deal?

Wonder why this was his only post and it was yesterday... but I'm sure he's on day 3 today just too busy making love to the nic bitch.

Wait, you mean you can't break up with the nic bitch and still get a little from her in the back alley!? :rolleyes:

Diesel, I would love to see the other two top candidates for failure intros cuz this one is terrible.

Hey Vets, I cant deny it was a weak intro. And you got your point across with some important truths, BUT there is a such thing as pouring it on too thick. Come on guys, I wasn't that long ago that you were a LOST and HOPELESS addict. If I would have received this level of shit 46 days ago I would have said "so long dicks". This guy is looking, and searching. You can be hardcore and extreme while maintaining some compassion. I love you guys and I love this site but I fear that this type of shit might hurt as many quits as it helps. What are your thoughts??

Hey Mikey B, respond to my PM if you need to talk man. These guys really do want to help you quit, sometimes they just don't know how to turn down the "asshole" dial.

I disagree. This guy doesn't want to quit. We are not "scaring" him away. He doesn't want to be here. Besides, while some ribbed him, they also offered support.

Read your intro and the read his. Then read the support you got compared to him. We aren't dicks. I was challenge this guy. Challenging him to respond, because I knew the typical "you got this man, read read read, post role, we're hear for you, etc.. " wasn't gonna work. He didn't want to hear that.

I think he wanted to hear, "its ok, keep chewing your nic gum and hopefully you'll quit one day.".

Another guy came in with a similar intro on Monday. I lambasted him. He has posted roll every day since. He RESPONDED to my harsh treatment. I respect the hell out of that. I asked him today if he was ready for the weekend if he has numbers and to lay off the booze.

You come to the hole weak in basketball you get your shit swatted. Nobody gets out of the way to let you lay one in. Come to hole strong and you get respect.

This guy got his shit sent packing. Either he can grab the ball and try again, or take his ball and go home, because he didn't want to play in the men's game anyway.

If this dude comes back I will support him 1000% as will all the other guys.

Like I said he doesnt want to be here. You can beg him to come back if you want. I hope he does and I have to eat a big shit sando. I don't want to see anybody addicted to this shit, but he's got to want it at least a little bit. If he sees all the discussion about him and can't even as much respond with a "fuck you " or anything, then he's proving my point.

I'm here to help but I can't chase everyone down. I hope he comes back . I'm not holding my breath but I really do.

No, no, no.

This is not too hard, it is reality.

The people that run away after being told reality are not strong enough to quit in the first place. If you can't handle the reality we dish out you can't handle what the bitch is going to throw your way.

Please realize that there are more people here that have been saved because of the "tough love" than there are people who need their balls coddled and still managed to quit.

I'm pretty proud to say that today marks 2 years for me, and I am one of those that was on the fence about quitting and really didn't know if I had the motivation until all of these wonderful people flashed reality in front of me... and my story is just one of the majority of people here who will feel the same.


The key is to remember that the only people who are going to quit are the ones willing to save themselves at all cost. Even if it means taking a beating to get their heads on straight.

[Diesel2112]

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read.  I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it.  Go soak your head, bro.

Air supply came on the radio as I was reading it, so how do you think I feel?

Mikey b, please do some reading around here. Start at the WELCOME CENTER and keep reading. You gotta want this, man.

When you're ready, flush the addiction feeding nicotine and let's get busy healing and becoming a non using addict. Deal?

Àir Supply is the bomb!!!!

[luby]

This thread is a great example of KTC. This guy is a waste of time but look at all the help he is still offered. Great job to all the great quitters that are willing to reach out to someone who doesn't really want it, and let's face it if he doesn't want it, it ain't going to happen. He hasn't even had the cajones to respond.

[Diesel2112]

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read.   I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it.  Go soak your head, bro.

Air supply came on the radio as I was reading it, so how do you think I feel?

Mikey b, please do some reading around here. Start at the WELCOME CENTER and keep reading. You gotta want this, man.

When you're ready, flush the addiction feeding nicotine and let's get busy healing and becoming a non using addict. Deal?

Wonder why this was his only post and it was yesterday... but I'm sure he's on day 3 today just too busy making love to the nic bitch.

Wait, you mean you can't break up with the nic bitch and still get a little from her in the back alley!? :rolleyes:

Diesel, I would love to see the other two top candidates for failure intros cuz this one is terrible.

Hey Vets, I cant deny it was a weak intro. And you got your point across with some important truths, BUT there is a such thing as pouring it on too thick. Come on guys, I wasn't that long ago that you were a LOST and HOPELESS addict. If I would have received this level of shit 46 days ago I would have said "so long dicks". This guy is looking, and searching. You can be hardcore and extreme while maintaining some compassion. I love you guys and I love this site but I fear that this type of shit might hurt as many quits as it helps. What are your thoughts??

Hey Mikey B, respond to my PM if you need to talk man. These guys really do want to help you quit, sometimes they just don't know how to turn down the "asshole" dial.

I disagree. This guy doesn't want to quit. We are not "scaring" him away. He doesn't want to be here. Besides, while some ribbed him, they also offered support.

Read your intro and the read his. Then read the support you got compared to him. We aren't dicks. I was challenge this guy. Challenging him to respond, because I knew the typical "you got this man, read read read, post role, we're hear for you, etc.. " wasn't gonna work. He didn't want to hear that.

I think he wanted to hear, "its ok, keep chewing your nic gum and hopefully you'll quit one day.".

Another guy came in with a similar intro on Monday. I lambasted him. He has posted roll every day since. He RESPONDED to my harsh treatment. I respect the hell out of that. I asked him today if he was ready for the weekend if he has numbers and to lay off the booze.

You come to the hole weak in basketball you get your shit swatted. Nobody gets out of the way to let you lay one in. Come to hole strong and you get respect.

This guy got his shit sent packing. Either he can grab the ball and try again, or take his ball and go home, because he didn't want to play in the men's game anyway.

If this dude comes back I will support him 1000% as will all the other guys.

Like I said he doesnt want to be here. You can beg him to come back if you want. I hope he does and I have to eat a big shit sando. I don't want to see anybody addicted to this shit, but he's got to want it at least a little bit. If he sees all the discussion about him and can't even as much respond with a "fuck you " or anything, then he's proving my point.

I'm here to help but I can't chase everyone down. I hope he comes back . I'm not holding my breath but I really do.

[Its_Got2Happen]

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read.   I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it.  Go soak your head, bro.

Air supply came on the radio as I was reading it, so how do you think I feel?

Mikey b, please do some reading around here. Start at the WELCOME CENTER and keep reading. You gotta want this, man.

When you're ready, flush the addiction feeding nicotine and let's get busy healing and becoming a non using addict. Deal?

Wonder why this was his only post and it was yesterday... but I'm sure he's on day 3 today just too busy making love to the nic bitch.

Wait, you mean you can't break up with the nic bitch and still get a little from her in the back alley!? :rolleyes:

Diesel, I would love to see the other two top candidates for failure intros cuz this one is terrible.

Hey Vets, I cant deny it was a weak intro. And you got your point across with some important truths, BUT there is a such thing as pouring it on too thick. Come on guys, I wasn't that long ago that you were a LOST and HOPELESS addict. If I would have received this level of shit 46 days ago I would have said "so long dicks". This guy is looking, and searching. You can be hardcore and extreme while maintaining some compassion. I love you guys and I love this site but I fear that this type of shit might hurt as many quits as it helps. What are your thoughts??

Hey Mikey B, respond to my PM if you need to talk man. These guys really do want to help you quit, sometimes they just don't know how to turn down the "asshole" dial.

[magnum9]

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read.  I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it.  Go soak your head, bro.

Air supply came on the radio as I was reading it, so how do you think I feel?

Mikey b, please do some reading around here. Start at the WELCOME CENTER and keep reading. You gotta want this, man.

When you're ready, flush the addiction feeding nicotine and let's get busy healing and becoming a non using addict. Deal?

Wonder why this was his only post and it was yesterday... but I'm sure he's on day 3 today just too busy making love to the nic bitch.

Wait, you mean you can't break up with the nic bitch and still get a little from her in the back alley!? :rolleyes:

Diesel, I would love to see the other two top candidates for failure intros cuz this one is terrible.

[G]

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read. I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it. Go soak your head, bro.

Air supply came on the radio as I was reading it, so how do you think I feel?

Mikey b, please do some reading around here. Start at the WELCOME CENTER and keep reading. You gotta want this, man.

When you're ready, flush the addiction feeding nicotine and let's get busy healing and becoming a non using addict. Deal?

[redtrain14]

Not wasting too many key strokes here.

Yeah......weak.

To be blunt......Take your weak shit out of here until you are ready to quit.

[Sharsky]

Day 2....going crazy , all I can thing about is putting a huge pinch in. MMMmm cope long cut, what have I done?! I miss you. Have been using Nicorette which is weak I know.

Mad I told the wife, now if I break she'll give me shit. Everyone I know is chewing around me..

Somebody punch me.

-Mike

Holy sheepshit batman....What the what??? Did I just read that Intro correctly???

Mikey B: Listen to what these quitters are telling you.

WELCOME CENTER. Read it. All caps clicky linky on the top black bar above. You should have read it before posting that lil Intro of yours....seriously. You really weren't that ignorant of what goes on on this site before posting that Intro, were you???

virtual punch as requested.

Do all of us folks who want to help you a favor. Read up on what this site is about, what your addiction truly means, THEN come back, give us a proper intro, with the proper attitude, and then lets get to quitting.

[Diesel2112]

If your havin' trouble just changing mode of delivery your balls ain't big enough yet to quit! Set back, reexamination of your addiction is needed. I was a weak pussy that whined if my nicotine delivery system was interrupted too! Yep, for 40 years I wanted to quit if it was easy and didn't hurt. Well Mr. Addict it ain't easy and it certainly is far from painless. Suck it up and grow a set of quit sized balls.

He doesn't want to quit. No frickin way. Or at least he doesn't want to put any work into it.

He wants to get to heaven without dieing first...that's a metaphor.

If he keeps stuffing his face with cancer candy he will die sooner than later...that's the truth.

[Wt57]

If your havin' trouble just changing mode of delivery your balls ain't big enough yet to quit! Set back, reexamination of your addiction is needed. I was a weak pussy that whined if my nicotine delivery system was interrupted too! Yep, for 40 years I wanted to quit if it was easy and didn't hurt. Well Mr. Addict it ain't easy and it certainly is far from painless. Suck it up and grow a set of quit sized balls.

[Diesel2112]

" ...MMMmm cope long cut, what have I done?! I miss you..."

YOU? Didn't know cope long cut was a person. Is it a man? Are you the pitcher or the catcher? I'm guessing the catcher.

What exactly do you miss about it? I often ask this but never get an answer.

Sounds like that nic gum is really working, at least your aren't craving any mor...oh wait.

Mad you told your wife...I'm sure she's thrilled to be married to such a strong man full of determination and resolve.

Everyone is chewing around you...fucking move out of the way then. If everyone was jumping off the Brooklyn bridge...

If you were standing in front of me I WOULD punch you...for being such a little bitch.

Grow some balls dude. I know quitting is hard as hell but Jesus at least come at it with SOME grit and aggression. How about some reasons WHY you want to quit? Do you really want to quit?

This is the 3rd weakest intro I've ever read. I actually feel like a pussy just from READING it. Go soak your head, bro.

[Diesel2112]

What da hell...

[Adigg]

Day 2....going crazy , all I can thing about is putting a huge pinch in. MMMmm cope long cut, what have I done?! I miss you. Have been using Nicorette which is weak I know.

Mad I told the wife, now if I break she'll give me shit. Everyone I know is chewing around me..

Somebody punch me.

-Mike

Everything about you is weak.

Using NRT.
Missing dip.
Fantasizing about dip.

And you're calling this day 2? Like hell. You're on day 0 as long as youre stuffing your stupid gullet with anything containing nicotine. Until you give that up, you're going nowhere.

Also, you don't miss that shit. You're just remembering it wrong. It's not some friend who's kind of a bad influence that you've decided not to hang out with anymore. She's a deceitful, cancerous whore. She'll flash her ass at you and lift that skirt and moan and dance. She'll swipe a finger through her crotch and run it under your nose. Ten when you unzip your pants, she'll fuck you in the ass with a 7 pound strap on.

Every dip you take may be the one that gives you cancer.
Every day you spend chewing that pussy ass gum is just another day you spend as a weak willed slave to nicotine.

Visit the welcome center in the upper left to find out what posting roll means and how to do it. Now shit or get off the pot. What's it gonna be?

When you get a craving, you do this 'Finger' and tell her, "Not today! I promised my quit brothers that I wouldn't hump you today."

If she persists, call your Quit



:angrymob: :angrymob: We love any chance and opportunity to

'tough' the nic bitch senseless.

You may feel like 'zombie' but when you write you HOF speech, you will be just 'archer'

Man up and embrace the suck...it will get better. Read what we are about here and go post roll in May 2013. Pm me if you need anything.