I had kind of a frustrating day at work today. Where I work probably 75% of the people my age dip so the nic bitch is waiting around every corner and in most faces I see during the day. If that isnt bad enough the word is getting out that I have quit and when people ask I tell them proudly what day I am on (10 today). Then the inconsiderate pricks proceed to try to stuff the shit down my face. Now that most people know they try giving me the shit everytime they see me. I havent had the slightest thought of caving but I know when a crave comes there will be someone standing there trying to give me a dip. I pisses me off the more I think about it and the more thankfull I am for KTC and all of you. The cards are stacked against me but I know with your help I can do it.
Bro....the following scenario has been suggested here many times as a way to deal with dooshtards that offer you that shit knowing that you are quit.
The next time a co-worker offers you a dip, tell him "yes". Take his tin from him, pack it, and pop the lid off. Now proceed to pour it in the trash can, or on the ground if outdoors. Close the tin, and hand it back over to him.
Should cut way back on how often your "friends" offer you a dip.
And the cards are not stacked against you. You have found KTC. It you use the resources and follow the plan outlined and practiced here, your odds of staying quit have never been better.
Good job staying quit today.
Thanks for the advice, they should wise up fast.
That is awesome advice...I love it.
Don't tempt me, bitch!!!
It helps if you're Moose and 6'7. I believe he took it, dumped it on the ground at work, and proceeded to urinate on it. Don't quote me on it, but I believe it was him. They don't offer you their tin anymore.
I heard he took a shit in his buddies can and handed it back to him. that moose guy is off his rocker/ 'Crazy' :ph43r:
Here is what I think: If your are smart enough to QUIT, then you are 100% smarter than 75% of the DUMBASSES you are around. Good Job and stay QUIT!
They want you to start again so they feel better about their own inability to quit. Print up some pics off the cancer forum and show those dumb ass addict mofo's what a little bit of cancer looks like. Better yet, send their wifes the link to the Tom Kern story. Tell those flaming douche nozzles that you will not be the one dying in a hospital bed with your kid hugging your leg and begging you not to die. Tell em I said they are cowards and weaklings as well as lying cheating whiny little nic whores. Print up the contract to give up and tweak it into the shape of a can, then stick that shit on the first tin u see. Become the reformed whore and tell em all they need to repent before their teeth fall out and their peckers go soft . Then tell em the next chew might be the one that causes the cancer cells to start dividing. (prob not, but it IS a possibility.) Give em a pamphlet on Chemo treatment or maybe speech therapy since it is hard to talk without a tounge or jaw. Look em in the eye and tell em your fucking quit and to get that copper headed fuck bucket of shit out of your face before you sodamize them with it.
They will tell you the odds are you won't get cancer,
I respond with a line by Jenny Kern " the odds don't matter if your the one that gets it" They will tell you it's safer than smoking
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respond with " ODT's surgery or Gruen's missing jaw, or the high school senior who died of mouth cancer. Or My little secrets friend who choked to death on a dip. Or the fact that a can of chew is equivilent to 60 smokes. Safer my ass. Tell Tom Kerns kids its safer than smoking, I bet they disagree.
They Will tell you they don't really dip that much
I respond with a post by Bat (words of wisdom) that talks about his buddy who was a part time chewer who would go months between dips, who now has mouth cancer. In any case you can tell em you know they're full of shit , If they dip at work they're addicts just like us.They will tell you that they can quit anytime
I respond with a hearty bullshit, followed by the question of how many times have they quit in the past? Obviously never successfully and that time they ate nicorette by the case doesn't count. Ask if their wife knows they chew? Girlfriend? parents? if they say no, you can ask why they would lie about their use. ISn't that what "drug addicts" do. The only difference between a steady dipper and a heroin addict.................. choice of drug.
YOur quit scares them because they hate the fact that they can't .You quitting forces them to face the fact that they are both addicts and weaker than you. Therefore, they crave your failure. Fuck em, your free. At this point in my own quit if somebody at work offered me a chew AND THEY KNEW I had been quit I might seriously punch em in the nose. But only after I kicked em in the taint and dumped that tin.
Tell em this
I WILL NEVER PUT THAT SHIT IN MY MOUTH AGAINSkoal Monster
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