I've watched games, played games and coached many games... all with a chew in. As a PE teacher, high school football/wrestling coach, I've been around games all my life. At the tender age of 60, I still coach HS wrestling. As a ninja chewer, I'd be rated Special Forces. The only time I tried to quit chewing was 25 years ago. You see I loved to chew...hunt with it, fish with it... big time. Hell I've had a chew in mat side in the corner of a kid trying to win a PA State wrestling title... more than once. In 1989, I quit on Jan 1st cold turkey (where the hell was the internet when I needed it). All was well... fast forward to April 28th and the birth of my 2nd son and youngest of 3. The baby's born, sawbones tells me to get lost for a couple hours while they clean everyone up. I'm feeling fantastic. Stop at convience store for a cup of coffee and spy a skoal rack. Just one to celebrate "she" said. I'm in nic bitch --- inserted said rub and yuck--- this tastes like f...ing sand paper and burned like shit. I spit it out but didn't throw away the can. The next day I hit that f...ing can again and here we are 25 years later.
I found this site about 3 or 4 days into my quit, but being a computer moron, I couldn't grasp the whole concept. But I did read and read and read.. and it helped me thru those first 2 weeks.
Why did I decide to quit now? My 3 year old grandson kept asking me what's in your mouth Gramps? I want to see him grow up.
Old ES is currently at day 37 and that's a promise to my Sultan Bros.
If there's two things old ES knows, its
1. Cheaters never prosper
2. Nicci the bitch is flat chested
Look at her over there - are you putting on weight sweetie....So what it comes down to is, its game on sweetie, you buck tooth slut. Did I see you eating corn on the cob through a picket fence.. you ugly bitch.
I wish I had been posting from the start on here....but old ES plans to be around for #100. We are the Sultans.. love the song.
Quit on fellas,
ES
