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[peters6278]

Ginet,

You make all of us in the April group very proud. Your resolve is tested and strong. You are quit. Good job girl.

[MN_Ben]

Day 39 / 1940.08 miles of a road trip complete.

Sister in tow: who is deaf and needs to read my lips most of the time. I only realized on this trip that she looked at my lips directly for years while I had a dip in. How gross. I am sooooo sorry Sister. I never ever thought about it. She didn't believe me at first when I picked her up and told her I am quit. She was actually looking in my glove box and the console for the Kodiak and only saw seeds, gum and smokey mountain. (she's the sister that knew obviously)

Funeral: sad, sad, sad, but we made it thru. "Taps" gets me every time! Waterworks! What a large and loving family I have! Too bad I didn't spend more time with them when I lived there instead of cutting the family get together short so I could hit the car and get my fix. Note to fathers and I guess mothers out there that are not very "emotionally skilled". Cry once in a while in front of your kids, it you are sad be sad, talk about it....don't just show emotion when you are upset with your kids. As a 40 yr old women that has now just witnessed my father cry for the first time, it really fucks you up actually.

Small town USA: how cute you are for 20 minutes. Then, I am reminded why I graduated high school and left for Miami. I am not your news story. I am not interested in telling you about my life. If I wanted to stay in touch with you, you would have my number and know my husband and I may be at your home tonight instead of my old bedroom at Mom's. Move on with your life as I have mine. There is a whole bunch of awesome shit out here in the world.

Winter weather: again, reminded of why I hate snow. White knuckles at times, and cursing the semi driver that goes 80 in a 65 and creates the whitewash that blinds me while in a curve.....Hello....I have a quit going here!

All in all, very happy to be home, to be quit and to have taken on this tough ride because not only can I say that I did my first road trip in 22 years....dip free. More than just saying it, I KNOW I CAN DO IT. Proven. Understood. Learned behavior. Accepted reality. Quit is Quit.

I feel so sorry and so proud of you at the same time.

First your sister had to be so proud of you!! I am.. She must have been thrilled when she didn't find any hidden cans in your vehicle.

Thinking about watching your father cry brings a tear to my eye.. Your heart had to be breaking for him..

Great job making it through all this without the "crutch" of tobacco.. I hope new quitters are coming in here and reading this.. Long road trip, huge triggers, super highly emotional time, and your quit is as strong as it ever was.. Good job girl.

[RAZD611]

Day 39 / 1940.08 miles of a road trip complete.

Sister in tow: who is deaf and needs to read my lips most of the time. I only realized on this trip that she looked at my lips directly for years while I had a dip in.  How gross. I am sooooo sorry Sister. I never ever thought about it. She didn't believe me at first when I picked her up and told her I am quit. She was actually looking in my glove box and the console for the Kodiak and only saw seeds, gum and smokey mountain. (she's the sister that knew obviously)

Funeral: sad, sad, sad, but we made it thru. "Taps" gets me every time! Waterworks! What a large and loving family I have!  Too bad I didn't spend more time with them when I lived there instead of cutting the family get together short so I could hit the car and get my fix. Note to fathers and I guess mothers out there that are not very "emotionally skilled".  Cry once in a while in front of your kids, it you are sad be sad, talk about it....don't just show emotion when you are upset with your kids.  As a 40 yr old women that has now just witnessed my father cry for the first time, it really fucks you up actually.

Small town USA: how cute you are for 20 minutes. Then, I am reminded why I graduated high school and left for Miami. I am not your news story. I am not interested in telling you about my life. If I wanted to stay in touch with you, you would have my number and know my husband and I may be at your home tonight instead of my old bedroom at Mom's. Move on with your life as I have mine. There is a whole bunch of awesome shit out here in the world.

Winter weather: again, reminded of why I hate snow. White knuckles at times, and cursing the semi driver that goes 80 in a 65 and creates the whitewash that blinds me while in a curve.....Hello....I have a quit going here!

All in all, very happy to be home, to be quit and to have taken on this tough ride because not only can I say that I did my first road trip in 22 years....dip free.  More than just saying it, I KNOW I CAN DO IT. Proven. Understood. Learned behavior. Accepted reality. Quit is Quit.

Condolences Ginet. You are rocking this even in difficult times. Quit on!!! Day 40 tomorrow....awesome!

Sorry about your loss. May God guide you during these difficult times.

[SAM83]

Day 39 / 1940.08 miles of a road trip complete.

Sister in tow: who is deaf and needs to read my lips most of the time. I only realized on this trip that she looked at my lips directly for years while I had a dip in. How gross. I am sooooo sorry Sister. I never ever thought about it. She didn't believe me at first when I picked her up and told her I am quit. She was actually looking in my glove box and the console for the Kodiak and only saw seeds, gum and smokey mountain. (she's the sister that knew obviously)

Funeral: sad, sad, sad, but we made it thru. "Taps" gets me every time! Waterworks! What a large and loving family I have! Too bad I didn't spend more time with them when I lived there instead of cutting the family get together short so I could hit the car and get my fix. Note to fathers and I guess mothers out there that are not very "emotionally skilled". Cry once in a while in front of your kids, it you are sad be sad, talk about it....don't just show emotion when you are upset with your kids. As a 40 yr old women that has now just witnessed my father cry for the first time, it really fucks you up actually.

Small town USA: how cute you are for 20 minutes. Then, I am reminded why I graduated high school and left for Miami. I am not your news story. I am not interested in telling you about my life. If I wanted to stay in touch with you, you would have my number and know my husband and I may be at your home tonight instead of my old bedroom at Mom's. Move on with your life as I have mine. There is a whole bunch of awesome shit out here in the world.

Winter weather: again, reminded of why I hate snow. White knuckles at times, and cursing the semi driver that goes 80 in a 65 and creates the whitewash that blinds me while in a curve.....Hello....I have a quit going here!

All in all, very happy to be home, to be quit and to have taken on this tough ride because not only can I say that I did my first road trip in 22 years....dip free. More than just saying it, I KNOW I CAN DO IT. Proven. Understood. Learned behavior. Accepted reality. Quit is Quit.

Condolences Ginet. You are rocking this even in difficult times. Quit on!!! Day 40 tomorrow....awesome!

[Ginet]

Day 39 / 1940.08 miles of a road trip complete.

Sister in tow: who is deaf and needs to read my lips most of the time. I only realized on this trip that she looked at my lips directly for years while I had a dip in. How gross. I am sooooo sorry Sister. I never ever thought about it. She didn't believe me at first when I picked her up and told her I am quit. She was actually looking in my glove box and the console for the Kodiak and only saw seeds, gum and smokey mountain. (she's the sister that knew obviously)

Funeral: sad, sad, sad, but we made it thru. "Taps" gets me every time! Waterworks! What a large and loving family I have! Too bad I didn't spend more time with them when I lived there instead of cutting the family get together short so I could hit the car and get my fix. Note to fathers and I guess mothers out there that are not very "emotionally skilled". Cry once in a while in front of your kids, it you are sad be sad, talk about it....don't just show emotion when you are upset with your kids. As a 40 yr old women that has now just witnessed my father cry for the first time, it really fucks you up actually.

Small town USA: how cute you are for 20 minutes. Then, I am reminded why I graduated high school and left for Miami. I am not your news story. I am not interested in telling you about my life. If I wanted to stay in touch with you, you would have my number and know my husband and I may be at your home tonight instead of my old bedroom at Mom's. Move on with your life as I have mine. There is a whole bunch of awesome shit out here in the world.

Winter weather: again, reminded of why I hate snow. White knuckles at times, and cursing the semi driver that goes 80 in a 65 and creates the whitewash that blinds me while in a curve.....Hello....I have a quit going here!

All in all, very happy to be home, to be quit and to have taken on this tough ride because not only can I say that I did my first road trip in 22 years....dip free. More than just saying it, I KNOW I CAN DO IT. Proven. Understood. Learned behavior. Accepted reality. Quit is Quit.

[Mthomas3824]

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break.
~William Shakespeare/Macbeth

I had to read this one like four times to figure what it meant........I thought I was through the fog!

Roses are red, violets are black
When one bends over
the wind tickles their crack

Razd~

Little boy blue...he needed the money.

-ADC

Little miss hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch red rover a bone
When miss hubbard bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.

'crackup'

We ran thru most of them last night I believe.......hickory dickory dock, jack and jill went up the hill, little miss muffet.......it was endless. Thanks for starting it Razd.....now all we need is the ADC arm around the head smoking smiley face....

You guys rock by the way....

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
Quitting one day a a time is what she do.

How the hell dod I miss this?! Razd, you're my hero :wub:

I cant believe nobody did...
There once was a man from Nantucket!

'crackup'

What about the man from Orleans? Too graphic?

The Hillbilies.....

Listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountanier barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was hunting for some food

and up from the field came Elly Maye Nude
Blonde that is....Buck Naked.

Next thing you know old Jed was over there
with a mouth full of T**ty and a hand full of.....

enough....I'm a douche.

[peters6278]

You guys are funny! I love trolling this thread looking for new jokes.

[RAZD611]

A Toast"""  Here is to HONOR  getting HONOR, staying HONOR, Can't Cum in her, CUM HONOR

Mogul ur so romantic! bhaaahahahaa

He did leave out the prelude where he at least bought her a box of wine and some chicken wings.

[apogeeammo]

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break.
~William Shakespeare/Macbeth

While I do enjoy a Dice reference, these are some very profound thoughts here!

If I understand it and how it relates to our quit:

Say how you feel, even if it hurts; holding in your thoughts gives the nicotine bitch the power she needs to make you cave!

Quitting with you G!

[2mch2lv4]

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break.
~William Shakespeare/Macbeth

I had to read this one like four times to figure what it meant........I thought I was through the fog!

Roses are red, violets are black
When one bends over
the wind tickles their crack

Razd~

Little boy blue...he needed the money.

-ADC

Little miss hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch red rover a bone
When miss hubbard bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.

'crackup'

We ran thru most of them last night I believe.......hickory dickory dock, jack and jill went up the hill, little miss muffet.......it was endless. Thanks for starting it Razd.....now all we need is the ADC arm around the head smoking smiley face....

You guys rock by the way....

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
Quitting one day a a time is what she do.

How the hell dod I miss this?! Razd, you're my hero :wub:

I cant believe nobody did...
There once was a man from Nantucket!

'crackup'

[Ginet]

A Toast""" Here is to HONOR getting HONOR, staying HONOR, Can't Cum in her, CUM HONOR

Mogul ur so romantic! bhaaahahahaa

[Mogul]

A Toast""" Here is to HONOR getting HONOR, staying HONOR, Can't Cum in her, CUM HONOR

[Pinched]

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break.
~William Shakespeare/Macbeth

I had to read this one like four times to figure what it meant........I thought I was through the fog!

Roses are red, violets are black
When one bends over
the wind tickles their crack

Razd~

Little boy blue...he needed the money.

-ADC

Little miss hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch red rover a bone
When miss hubbard bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.

'crackup'

We ran thru most of them last night I believe.......hickory dickory dock, jack and jill went up the hill, little miss muffet.......it was endless. Thanks for starting it Razd.....now all we need is the ADC arm around the head smoking smiley face....

You guys rock by the way....

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
Quitting one day a a time is what she do.

[Ginet]

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break.
~William Shakespeare/Macbeth

I had to read this one like four times to figure what it meant........I thought I was through the fog!

Roses are red, violets are black
When one bends over
the wind tickles their crack

Razd~

Little boy blue...he needed the money.

-ADC

Little miss hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch red rover a bone
When miss hubbard bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.

'crackup'

We ran thru most of them last night I believe.......hickory dickory dock, jack and jill went up the hill, little miss muffet.......it was endless. Thanks for starting it Razd.....now all we need is the ADC arm around the head smoking smiley face....

You guys rock by the way....

[Winter Green]

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break.
~William Shakespeare/Macbeth

I had to read this one like four times to figure what it meant........I thought I was through the fog!

Roses are red, violets are black
When one bends over
the wind tickles their crack

Razd~

Little boy blue...he needed the money.

-ADC

Little miss hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch red rover a bone
When miss hubbard bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of her own.

'crackup'