Daily affirmations-updated daily

[Instigator]

(*sung to the music of 'To All the Girls I've Loved Before)

To all the cans I've loved before
You stole my money like some cheap whore
I've done my body wrong
My tongue was your thong
To all the cans I've loved before

To all the dip I once obsessed
You tried to steal all my best
For helping cancer grow
I paid a lot I know
For all the cans I've loved before

The winds of death are always blowing
And every time I start to crave
The winds of death continue blowing
And then I refuse to cave

To all the times I ignored my wife
And all her pleas to spare my life
I'm glad KTC came along
I dedicate this song
To all the cans I've loved before

To all my buds who cared for me
Who chatted with me on KTC
They always did their part
To keep me on my chart
Away from the cans I've loved before

The winds of death are always blowing
And every time I start to crave
The winds of death continue blowing
And then I refuse to cave

To all the cans I've loved before
You stole my money like some cheap whore
I've done my body wrong
My tongue was your thong
To all the cans I've loved before

To all the cans I've loved before
You stole my money like some cheap whore
I've done my body wrong
My tongue was your thong
To all the cans I've loved before


--Thank you, thank you verrrra much.

[jbcc6]

32 days ago I would have already dipped 1/2 can by lunch...today I don't have to 'excuse myself' so my kids don't know I'm packing a fatty...


Aint that the truth. Nice to be nicotine free.

[Instigator]

Jack says there are 26-28 different known carcinogens in dip.

Jack says oral cancer is one of the hardest to cure.

Jack says the tobacco companies market cans of highly addictive death just to get your three bucks.

Jack says you can lose your tongue, jaw, cheek, voicebox or even life by years of prolonged dipping.

Jack knows all this because, after thirty years of dipping, he died of oral cancer.



If you still dip, you apparently don't know Jack.

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Dick joined KTC in the past.

Dick stayed quit for two weeks.

Dick caved and was never heard from again.

Dick died from oral cancer.

Don't be a Dick.

I like that one!

I confess it was 'Glenn' inspired in style and genre.

:D

ha ha even better now

[Nolaq]

32 days ago I would have already dipped 1/2 can by lunch...today I don't have to 'excuse myself' so my kids don't know I'm packing a fatty...

[Instigator]

Dick joined KTC in the past.

Dick stayed quit for two weeks.

Dick caved and was never heard from again.

Dick died from oral cancer.

Don't be a Dick.

I like that one!

I confess it was 'Glenn' inspired in style and genre.

:D

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Dick joined KTC in the past.

Dick stayed quit for two weeks.

Dick caved and was never heard from again.

Dick died from oral cancer.

Don't be a Dick.

I like that one!

[Instigator]

Dick joined KTC in the past.

Dick stayed quit for two weeks.

Dick caved and was never heard from again.

Dick died from oral cancer.

Don't be a Dick.

[Instigator]

Me: I use to be a dipper.

Buddy: Used to be a dipper?

Me: Yes, a dipper.

Buddy: What made you start dipping in the first place?

Me: I'm an idiot.

[MSHowell]

Eat pussy, not dip

Glenn, you are a poet!

I'm like the fucking Confucius of quitting dip ain't I?

Yep, but I'm the dip Buddha 'crackup'

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Eat pussy, not dip

Glenn, you are a poet!

I'm like the fucking Confucius of quitting dip ain't I?

[allec]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

[Martin]

Eat pussy, not dip

Glenn, you are a poet!

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Eat pussy, not dip

[Instigator]

You don't use dip--it uses you.