Smokey, I am ready to rip your head off and shit down your throat
Yucky.
I am prepared to implant a test tube baby into your eye socket and perform an unsanitary abortion with my flacid penis.
I'm sorry, but this is the funniest, sickest thing I've read in a long damn time. Thanks Smoke. You are one sick puppy. Sorry about the limp dick.
Baxter, Been readin' up on you. If there's one thing that I had learned early on to help, it was to embrace the suck. Really learn what that means. Live it. Feel how it changes.
I think your target has been acquired. I firmly look forward to you online-assassinating Smokey in the very near future.