So there I was sitting at my desk eating lunch and working on my paperwork when a crumb of bread shoots down the wrong pipe. I start coughing and as I reach for my coffee mug I pass clean out. BAM! I wake up on the floor wondering etc. As I roll over on my left side I find a new adventure in pain. I try getting up and the ol' leg says no way. I pull myself up using my desk and arms and try to man up and walk it off. Nothing doing, the leg won't hold my weight. So off to the ER for lots of fun for the next 7 hours. Broke my left fibula and severely sprained the ankle. Of all the stupid and rough shit I have done in 55 years of living I have never broken a major bone. Rodeo, football, wrestling, 20 years in the Navy, hiking, climbing, and biking to name a few, I have been hit by cars and no I break a leg eating lunch. How fucking dumb is that?