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Offline Nolaq

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2011, 08:44:00 AM »
Dooooooooooooooosh.
What is your major malfunction?!?!?!?!

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2011, 08:39:00 AM »
Yes, it was very easy for us and it is so very hard for you. Since it was so easy, we are now here making fun. I feel so bad for you, you special little quitter.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2011, 08:19:00 AM »
Quote from: mbm2
Nothing seems fun anymore without my can near by--this fucking SUCKS shit!  I hope you easy quitters are having FUN in your easy, "look at me....this shit is easy I can do this all day routine!"

From 13 years old to 31 years in (13+31=44)!  None of you know my TRUE pain!  Skoal was a way of LIFE for me you fucktards!
Well gang, I had the pleasure of listening to this kind of crap from this guy for 2 hours last night in the chat room. Perhaps he is just a troll. In that case, he spends a lot of time on troll patrol and I just wasted 5 minutes writing this. But if not...

mbm2 - nicotine = entitled. I am mbm2, and I am a unique and special butterfly. What ever.

I just posted roll and had the opportunity to notice hundreds and hundreds of quitters simply go about their business of quitting. The did it yesterday, they will do it tomorrow. They ask for help when they need it. They give help because love to help the quit. This guy just sucks karma out a room.

When you quit acting like a entitled spoiled troll brat, I am here to help. Until then, good luck. You think living without nicotine for two days hurts, imagine when they remove half of your face. Yea, that's right, quitting is serious shit. Grow up.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2011, 08:04:00 AM »
Quote from: mbm2
Nothing seems fun anymore without my can near by--this fucking SUCKS shit! I hope you easy quitters are having FUN in your easy, "look at me....this shit is easy I can do this all day routine!"

From 13 years old to 31 years in (13+31=44)! None of you know my TRUE pain! Skoal was a way of LIFE for me you fucktards!
Have you read any of the HOF speeches? Obviously not otherwise you would see that a lot of us know exactly where you're coming from. Dip was a way of life for many. Hell I never thought I would be able to do anything without some Copenhagen in my lip. I even shed a tear when I found out they discontinued Cope Whiskey Blend. I started when I was 15 and dipped up until I was 30. I've done everything from showering, shitting, working to fucking the wife with a dip in. So don't underestimate us and the opportunity you have here. If you're willing to quit then we will help you if you let us. However this isn't something to joke over. Its easy to say that I haven't had any health problems so therefore I'm invincible. However the odds aren't good if you continue to dip/smoke and time will creep up on you. However always remember that *you* are the master of your own quit. The quit starts with you. And should you need someone to lean on when the quit gets rough I will be here. If you want a number send me a pm.


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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2011, 02:53:00 AM »
Don't worry. Just post roll and don't deal with any of the fuckwads if you don't want to. It's your quit. POST ROLL. It holds you accountable for everything. Don't get caught up with the fucking daily drama that goes one here. JUST POST ROLL.
I have wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, I done handcuffed lightning, and thrown thunder in jail.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2011, 02:40:00 AM »
POST ROLL!
I have wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, I done handcuffed lightning, and thrown thunder in jail.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2011, 12:13:00 AM »
Quote from: mbm2
Quote from: BeerBottleSpittoon
He's Bullshit.
Have you ever accidently drank from a mix of beer and chew spit from the wrong bottle and then gotten SICK? Yeah, so whose bullshit now?
Yup, BBS is right.. Troll

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2011, 11:57:00 PM »
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He's Bullshit.
Have you ever accidently drank from a mix of beer and chew spit from the wrong bottle and then gotten SICK? Yeah, so whose bullshit now?

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2011, 11:49:00 PM »
He's Bullshit.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2011, 11:19:00 PM »
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Quote from: mbm2
Nothing seems fun anymore without my can near by--this fucking SUCKS shit!  I hope you easy quitters are having FUN in your easy, "look at me....this shit is easy I can do this all day routine!"

From 13 years old to 31 years in!  None of you know my TRUE pain!  Skoal was a way of LIFE for me you fucktards!
Take a look at your Inbox (1) in the upper right. Go there now.
Not sure if troll.

But on the off chance that you are not, listen the fuck up, Susan. This will SUCK for atleast 40 to 50 days, with varrying suckyness inbetween suck-ass experiences. Your first three days are the abso-fucking-lute worst. You will either have the bawls to stick it out and get through it like a man, or you will continue to piss and moan like a drunken 12 yr old girl at a Bieber concert.
Your choice cupcake: Suffer this pain and come through a champion in your own right, or be a faggot caving douche-nozzle. My advice is to find a quiet corner and masterbate bitterly. When you're done, get on chat and tell us your woes. Everybody past day two has experienced everything you're going through.
Now go put on your big-boy pants. You've got 18 years of nicotine abuse to scrub out of your system and out of your mind. We can help.
mbm,

You don't get it yet... you just don't. My point in the last post is that if you grow a pair of balls and just deal with the suck you will soon realize what we are all saying.

You are acting like your addiction is special, like yours is worse than ours. That is in no way true.

You are making your quit worse by playing mental games with yourself. I don't care how long you dipped, there is someone here who dipped for longer and they are still quit.

I have talked to people who dipped 3 times as long as me here. You know what though, we are all on the same day... Today! Get over it and quit today.

Stop being dramatic and acting like you are special. You are the same as everyone here and experiencing the exact same thing every single one of us did. But we got through it and you can to!

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2011, 11:06:00 PM »
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Quote from: mbm2
Nothing seems fun anymore without my can near by--this fucking SUCKS shit!  I hope you easy quitters are having FUN in your easy, "look at me....this shit is easy I can do this all day routine!"

From 13 years old to 31 years in!  None of you know my TRUE pain!  Skoal was a way of LIFE for me you fucktards!
Take a look at your Inbox (1) in the upper right. Go there now.
Not sure if troll.

But on the off chance that you are not, listen the fuck up, Susan. This will SUCK for atleast 40 to 50 days, with varrying suckyness inbetween suck-ass experiences. Your first three days are the abso-fucking-lute worst. You will either have the bawls to stick it out and get through it like a man, or you will continue to piss and moan like a drunken 12 yr old girl at a Bieber concert.
Your choice cupcake: Suffer this pain and come through a champion in your own right, or be a faggot caving douche-nozzle. My advice is to find a quiet corner and masterbate bitterly. When you're done, get on chat and tell us your woes. Everybody past day two has experienced everything you're going through.
Now go put on your big-boy pants. You've got 18 years of nicotine abuse to scrub out of your system and out of your mind. We can help.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2011, 10:36:00 PM »
Quote from: mbm2
Nothing seems fun anymore without my can near by--this fucking SUCKS shit! I hope you easy quitters are having FUN in your easy, "look at me....this shit is easy I can do this all day routine!"

From 13 years old to 31 years in! None of you know my TRUE pain! Skoal was a way of LIFE for me you fucktards!
Take a look at your Inbox (1) in the upper right. Go there now.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2011, 10:23:00 PM »
Nothing seems fun anymore without my can near by--this fucking SUCKS shit! I hope you easy quitters are having FUN in your easy, "look at me....this shit is easy I can do this all day routine!"

From 13 years old to 31 years in (13+31=44)! None of you know my TRUE pain! Skoal was a way of LIFE for me you fucktards!

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2011, 08:56:00 PM »
Quote from: mbm2
You turds are a bunch of crying babies! Go fuck yourself! Can't handle a little humor and get panties in a bind--bunch of fucking women, aren't you? Don't worry, now that I know you non-hacks are all upset over a few words...I will NEVER go away. And I'll just keep coming back to piss you jerk-wads off! :P
Good! Bring that shit on hooligan.

You want to bet me that by the end of 1 month quit (if you actually are quit) that everyone here was right?

I felt the same way you did all the way past about day 14 and then it was like Moses parted the sea. I suddenly "got it" and all of the nonsense started to make sense!

I got my ass reamed a few times in the opening days because of a couple things:

1. I didn't grasp that my mind is in such a fucked up place that these people who don't know me actually knew more about me than I did at that point. I wanted to argue and put up a fight because I thought I knew what was best. I was wrong. And at day 15 it became very clear that my brain was working again and everything these guys said was right.

2. I didn't know the rules here and what SOP was. I broke it and learned the hard way.


Grow up and quit... nothing more. That is why you made an account here so do it. You don't make the rules of the site when you sign up, you follow the rules.

If you follow them, you will be nicotine free for life.

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Re: Day 1 someone shoot me please
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2011, 08:55:00 PM »
I doubt he is even quit....listen you fucking troll we take this shit serious....because it is life and death you fucktard douschebag.......take your sandy vagina elsewhere.
Chew is for the weak, the ignorant, the stupid.....don't be stupid. Not stupid as of 11/28/10
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Acting with almost as much speed as cyanide, nicotine is well
established as one of the most toxic drugs known. In humans,
60mg (a drop) is a lethal dose, and death follows intake within a few minutes. Dr. Charles Ksir

Mouth cancer kills
one American every hour.

Stay Quit...it's life or death.....
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