Day 2...

[Canvasback]

Another "Top-10 List"....this one is "An ex-dipper's WTF Top-10 List"

WTF moments...

1) I stop at a gas station, buy a gatorade, take one swig and dump the rest for an ideal spitter bottle. $2.69 wasted.
2) I buy 3 tins of Cope at a time so I can have 1 in the truck, 1 in my pocket, and 1 in my laptop bag.
3) I am "happy" that I get home before my wife because this means I can have some additional dip time before dinner.
4) I pop in a big Cope fatty right outside my dentists's office after my teeth-cleaning visit last summer.
5) I secretly rejoice that wife and daughter are going shopping for the afternoon. Uninterrupted dip time!
6) I always lick the inside of the tin to get the last few flakes.
7) I tuck in a ninja dip for my annual performance review with my boss at work.
8) I frantically search through our outside garbage can looking for the tin I threw away yesterday. It has a pinch left...kind of dry and stale....but it is a pinch that I need because I can't find the tin I bought this morning.
9) I put in a dip for my mother's 85th birthday celebration.
10) I would rather be alone with my dip than talk to anyone.

We were fucked up then. We are quit now.
ZC

Glad to be quit with you! I can relate to each and every one of these. It helps to rejoice in the freedom.

WTF indeed.

[ZillahCowboy]

Another "Top-10 List"....this one is "An ex-dipper's WTF Top-10 List"

WTF moments...

1) I stop at a gas station, buy a gatorade, take one swig and dump the rest for an ideal spitter bottle. $2.69 wasted.
2) I buy 3 tins of Cope at a time so I can have 1 in the truck, 1 in my pocket, and 1 in my laptop bag.
3) I am "happy" that I get home before my wife because this means I can have some additional dip time before dinner.
4) I pop in a big Cope fatty right outside my dentists's office after my teeth-cleaning visit last summer.
5) I secretly rejoice that wife and daughter are going shopping for the afternoon. Uninterrupted dip time!
6) I always lick the inside of the tin to get the last few flakes.
7) I tuck in a ninja dip for my annual performance review with my boss at work.
8) I frantically search through our outside garbage can looking for the tin I threw away yesterday. It has a pinch left...kind of dry and stale....but it is a pinch that I need because I can't find the tin I bought this morning.
9) I put in a dip for my mother's 85th birthday celebration.
10) I would rather be alone with my dip than talk to anyone.

We were fucked up then. We are quit now.
ZC

[Krusty]

Here's my interactive ToP-10 list.  It's called:  "I'm fucking glad I quit chew because..." list.

I'm fucking glad I quit chew because:

1)  My gums don't hurt anymore
2)  My breath doesn't smell like a wet border collie
3)  I'm not secluding myself from family and friends
4)  My wife kisses me more often (!)
5)  My dentist gave me high praise, and a high five, for quitting. 
6)  I don't have dipper cups everywhere.
7)  I smile at people without worrying whether they'll see dip all over my teeth
8)  I save $25/week easy
9)  My blood pressure has gone wicked normal 115/78
10)  I learned what ODAAT, NAFAR, and QLFEDD all meant on Day 1 !

If you feel like it, reply and add your own Top-10 list to this thread.  We can probably get to a 1000 good reasons why we're fucking glad we quit chew.
ZC

I will work on my top ten...more thinking than I can do right now a couple of bourbons and a good dinner in.....but I will take this opportunity to be the first to say congratulations on Day 50...fifth step on your way to the first floor. You lead by example my friend. Good to be going through this with you and to have you here. You are a Resolute Bastard!

Lovin' your top 10, ZC, and the idea to add to it. Is it a sorry state of affairs when you think you could bang out a top 50 list in short order? Probably. I'll work on that...

Congrats on 5-0, brotha. Proud to quit alongside you any day.

[ZillahCowboy]

10. Future jeans will no longer have the tell-tale O on the back pocket
9. Never wake up choking and about to puke because I fell asleep with a dip in
8. Never have a ripening cup in the truck on a 90 degree day...nice air freshener!
7. No more cup hidden behind my computer monitor at work
6. No more running to convenience stores in the middle of the night because I failed to ration my supply properly
5. Cancer risk drops each and every day
4. No more blood and shit particles in the sink when I brush my teeth
3.Investments in Trident Gum stock and Sunflower Seed futures are really doing well now that I quit
2. Setting a much better example for my step daughter
1. No longer need to utter, "Careful Lovey, I got a dip in" when a random unexpected kiss comes my way.

Nice Top-10. Especially like #5. It's a great feeling to put time and distance between us and cancer risk. Way to quit on bro. Life is good.

[srans]

10. Future jeans will no longer have the tell-tale O on the back pocket
9. Never wake up choking and about to puke because I fell asleep with a dip in
8. Never have a ripening cup in the truck on a 90 degree day...nice air freshener!
7. No more cup hidden behind my computer monitor at work
6. No more running to convenience stores in the middle of the night because I failed to ration my supply properly
5. Cancer risk drops each and every day
4. No more blood and shit particles in the sink when I brush my teeth
3.Investments in Trident Gum stock and Sunflower Seed futures are really doing well now that I quit
2. Setting a much better example for my step daughter
1. No longer need to utter, "Careful Lovey, I got a dip in" when a random unexpected kiss comes my way.

Good stuff sam. I can't believe I was once proud of the ring in my jeans pockets. IDIOT!!! I trashed them and bought new ones. You doing all the right things sam. Keep it up and things will get better and better.

[SAM83]

10. Future jeans will no longer have the tell-tale O on the back pocket
9. Never wake up choking and about to puke because I fell asleep with a dip in
8. Never have a ripening cup in the truck on a 90 degree day...nice air freshener!
7. No more cup hidden behind my computer monitor at work
6. No more running to convenience stores in the middle of the night because I failed to ration my supply properly
5. Cancer risk drops each and every day
4. No more blood and shit particles in the sink when I brush my teeth
3.Investments in Trident Gum stock and Sunflower Seed futures are really doing well now that I quit
2. Setting a much better example for my step daughter
1. No longer need to utter, "Careful Lovey, I got a dip in" when a random unexpected kiss comes my way.

[ZillahCowboy]

I've said it before but one of my favorite things about quit is not spitting on my dick while trying to spit between my legs on the shitter.

I know, that one's worth 10 right there!!

[Mogul]

I've said it before but one of my favorite things about quit is not spitting on my dick while trying to spit between my legs on the shitter.

[rdad]

Here's my interactive ToP-10 list.  It's called:  "I'm fucking glad I quit chew because..." list.

I'm fucking glad I quit chew because:

1)  My gums don't hurt anymore
2)  My breath doesn't smell like a wet border collie
3)  I'm not secluding myself from family and friends
4)  My wife kisses me more often (!)
5)  My dentist gave me high praise, and a high five, for quitting. 
6)  I don't have dipper cups everywhere.
7)  I smile at people without worrying whether they'll see dip all over my teeth
8)  I save $25/week easy
9)  My blood pressure has gone wicked normal 115/78
10)  I learned what ODAAT, NAFAR, and QLFEDD all meant on Day 1 !

If you feel like it, reply and add your own Top-10 list to this thread.  We can probably get to a 1000 good reasons why we're fucking glad we quit chew.
ZC

I will work on my top ten...more thinking than I can do right now a couple of bourbons and a good dinner in.....but I will take this opportunity to be the first to say congratulations on Day 50...fifth step on your way to the first floor. You lead by example my friend. Good to be going through this with you and to have you here. You are a Resolute Bastard!

The feeling is mutual my friend! Damn glad to be quitting with you EDD!!

I'll do my top 10 zillah. This could be pretty funny. ( in a been there done that, sick sort of way) tune back in tomorrow.

[ZillahCowboy]

Here's my interactive ToP-10 list.  It's called:  "I'm fucking glad I quit chew because..." list.

I'm fucking glad I quit chew because:

1)  My gums don't hurt anymore
2)  My breath doesn't smell like a wet border collie
3)  I'm not secluding myself from family and friends
4)  My wife kisses me more often (!)
5)  My dentist gave me high praise, and a high five, for quitting. 
6)  I don't have dipper cups everywhere.
7)  I smile at people without worrying whether they'll see dip all over my teeth
8)  I save $25/week easy
9)  My blood pressure has gone wicked normal 115/78
10)  I learned what ODAAT, NAFAR, and QLFEDD all meant on Day 1 !

If you feel like it, reply and add your own Top-10 list to this thread.  We can probably get to a 1000 good reasons why we're fucking glad we quit chew.
ZC

I will work on my top ten...more thinking than I can do right now a couple of bourbons and a good dinner in.....but I will take this opportunity to be the first to say congratulations on Day 50...fifth step on your way to the first floor. You lead by example my friend. Good to be going through this with you and to have you here. You are a Resolute Bastard!

The feeling is mutual my friend! Damn glad to be quitting with you EDD!!

[SAM83]

Here's my interactive ToP-10 list. It's called: "I'm fucking glad I quit chew because..." list.

I'm fucking glad I quit chew because:

1) My gums don't hurt anymore
2) My breath doesn't smell like a wet border collie
3) I'm not secluding myself from family and friends
4) My wife kisses me more often (!)
5) My dentist gave me high praise, and a high five, for quitting.
6) I don't have dipper cups everywhere.
7) I smile at people without worrying whether they'll see dip all over my teeth
8) I save $25/week easy
9) My blood pressure has gone wicked normal 115/78
10) I learned what ODAAT, NAFAR, and QLFEDD all meant on Day 1 !

If you feel like it, reply and add your own Top-10 list to this thread. We can probably get to a 1000 good reasons why we're fucking glad we quit chew.
ZC

I will work on my top ten...more thinking than I can do right now a couple of bourbons and a good dinner in.....but I will take this opportunity to be the first to say congratulations on Day 50...fifth step on your way to the first floor. You lead by example my friend. Good to be going through this with you and to have you here. You are a Resolute Bastard!

[ZillahCowboy]

Here's my interactive ToP-10 list. It's called: "I'm fucking glad I quit chew because..." list.

I'm fucking glad I quit chew because:

1) My gums don't hurt anymore
2) My breath doesn't smell like a wet border collie
3) I'm not secluding myself from family and friends
4) My wife kisses me more often (!)
5) My dentist gave me high praise, and a high five, for quitting.
6) I don't have dipper cups everywhere.
7) I smile at people without worrying whether they'll see dip all over my teeth
8) I save $25/week easy
9) My blood pressure has gone wicked normal 115/78
10) I learned what ODAAT, NAFAR, and QLFEDD all meant on Day 1 !

If you feel like it, reply and add your own Top-10 list to this thread. We can probably get to a 1000 good reasons why we're fucking glad we quit chew.
ZC

[Mogul]

I woke up to someone moving around in the house Sunday night.  Petrified, I froze with fear and couldn't move my legs in bed...couldn't move my arms to reach for the pistol on the nightstand.  My wife was sound asleep beside me oblivious to my thrashing.  The bedroom door swung open and a female form appeared.  The whore silently sprang onto the bed...crawled up my leg with a knife clenched between her teeth.  Her knee pressed into my chest, pinning me to the bed even harder.  Her grip was like iron as she pried my mouth open, slit my gums with the blade, and poured Cope directly in.  Can after can after fucking can!  The nic bitch then hissed and laughed that low husky laugh, clamped my mouth shut with demonic strength, lowered the blade to my balls and whispered with a fanged smile: "Now swallow me you poor motherfucker.  You're caved."

Whew.  I was crying like a baby when I woke up from that shit.  Stay quit my friends.  The alternative is terrifying.
ZC.

You have watched to many scary movies growing up. Holy moly. Scared me just hearing that one.

Holy shit! Your dreams and apogees avatar! You two were meant to be in the same group!

Thanks ZC, now I am afraid to go to sleep :o

Shit! How do I go to bed now?

I was in bed tossing and turning a few minutes ago, so I decided to get up and see what my KTC family was doing. After reading that I might as well make coffee.....sleep is out of the question. d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.

[jake frawley]

I woke up to someone moving around in the house Sunday night.  Petrified, I froze with fear and couldn't move my legs in bed...couldn't move my arms to reach for the pistol on the nightstand.  My wife was sound asleep beside me oblivious to my thrashing.  The bedroom door swung open and a female form appeared.  The whore silently sprang onto the bed...crawled up my leg with a knife clenched between her teeth.  Her knee pressed into my chest, pinning me to the bed even harder.  Her grip was like iron as she pried my mouth open, slit my gums with the blade, and poured Cope directly in.  Can after can after fucking can!  The nic bitch then hissed and laughed that low husky laugh, clamped my mouth shut with demonic strength, lowered the blade to my balls and whispered with a fanged smile: "Now swallow me you poor motherfucker.  You're caved."

Whew.  I was crying like a baby when I woke up from that shit.  Stay quit my friends.  The alternative is terrifying.
ZC.

You have watched to many scary movies growing up. Holy moly. Scared me just hearing that one.

Holy shit! Your dreams and apogees avatar! You two were meant to be in the same group!

Thanks ZC, now I am afraid to go to sleep :o

Shit! How do I go to bed now?

[SAM83]

I woke up to someone moving around in the house Sunday night.  Petrified, I froze with fear and couldn't move my legs in bed...couldn't move my arms to reach for the pistol on the nightstand.  My wife was sound asleep beside me oblivious to my thrashing.  The bedroom door swung open and a female form appeared.  The whore silently sprang onto the bed...crawled up my leg with a knife clenched between her teeth.  Her knee pressed into my chest, pinning me to the bed even harder.  Her grip was like iron as she pried my mouth open, slit my gums with the blade, and poured Cope directly in.  Can after can after fucking can!  The nic bitch then hissed and laughed that low husky laugh, clamped my mouth shut with demonic strength, lowered the blade to my balls and whispered with a fanged smile: "Now swallow me you poor motherfucker.  You're caved."

Whew.  I was crying like a baby when I woke up from that shit.  Stay quit my friends.  The alternative is terrifying.
ZC.

You have watched to many scary movies growing up. Holy moly. Scared me just hearing that one.

Holy shit! Your dreams and apogees avatar! You two were meant to be in the same group!

Thanks ZC, now I am afraid to go to sleep :o