What a truly wonderful reception to the website! Jesus Christ...
Once I read Syndrome's response to my post, I explained myself in a message I sent to him only. But since everyone who chooses to comment on this is absolutely drilling me, I'll now explain myself to everyone and beg forgiveness...
My first quit (the failed quit I regrettably mentioned in my original post) was through quitsmokeless.org. Since I caved and haven't been back for support (or to support, I recognize that), I honestly thought killthecan.org was the same website I was originally signed on to. When I tried loggging onto KTC, my account info from QS wouldn't work (now it's obvious why). I assumed it had been so long since I had checked in that my account was deleted, so I set-up a new profile.
Is it embarrassing that I tried logging in with account info from another website? Yes
Is it sad that I haven't tried to quit in so long I forgot what website I used the first time? Yes
Does it go against the philosophy of any support-based group that I caved and bailed on my quit brothers? Of course.
Was my posting under a different handle done maliciously? No
Was I trying to hide my identity and sneak back in so no one would notice? Obviously not, or I wouldn't have mentioned my first attempt at all.
I sincerely apologize for this MISTAKE. If you read my original post and see it as nothing more than what was supposed to be a re-introduction by myself, you'll see there is actually some very open and honest self-realizations mixed in there.
If you wanna jump my ass because I'm quitting tomorrow instead of today, or because I failed my last quit and bailed on quitsmokeless.org, so be it. The fact that, apparently, some people in here have never made a stupid mistake or bad decision will make fighting this battle that much harder for me - because I've made alot of them. But so be it. And if I have to go through the next 100 days being called a pussy by people on this website, so be it.
I'm still gonna do it. Not because my wife wants me to, or because my two boys want me to. Because I want to, for them.
Thanks for all the responses, I'll make sure never to greet anyone this way in the future. See everyone in roll call tomorrow, my Day 1.