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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2012, 09:15:00 AM »
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Well here I am, beginning of day seven, a full week from the day I gave my word never again to fall prey to the nicotine bitch. I made it this far thanks to all you bad ass quitters out there and a few select ones(you know who you are).I know this game is far from over but I have a huge arsenal of weapons at the ready to keep me safe. I may be tired as fuck, beaten down, and feeling like a third grader who pissed his pants during show and tell, but I am here. If you don't know my name yet, get to know it because you will be seeing it all over the fucking place, especially roll. You may see me as an admin one day because I am that goddamn serious,, but for now I am just as quit as the lot of you. So here's to another day bitches and last but not least. Suck my dick NIC BITCH!!
Nice work. You got this...stay quit today. :)
Keep rolling, proud to be quit with you this weekend.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2012, 07:25:00 AM »
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Well here I am, beginning of day seven, a full week from the day I gave my word never again to fall prey to the nicotine bitch. I made it this far thanks to all you bad ass quitters out there and a few select ones(you know who you are).I know this game is far from over but I have a huge arsenal of weapons at the ready to keep me safe. I may be tired as fuck, beaten down, and feeling like a third grader who pissed his pants during show and tell, but I am here. If you don't know my name yet, get to know it because you will be seeing it all over the fucking place, especially roll. You may see me as an admin one day because I am that goddamn serious,, but for now I am just as quit as the lot of you. So here's to another day bitches and last but not least. Suck my dick NIC BITCH!!
Nice work. You got this...stay quit today. :)
Keep rolling, proud to be quit with you this weekend.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2012, 03:20:00 AM »
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Well here I am, beginning of day seven, a full week from the day I gave my word never again to fall prey to the nicotine bitch. I made it this far thanks to all you bad ass quitters out there and a few select ones(you know who you are).I know this game is far from over but I have a huge arsenal of weapons at the ready to keep me safe. I may be tired as fuck, beaten down, and feeling like a third grader who pissed his pants during show and tell, but I am here. If you don't know my name yet, get to know it because you will be seeing it all over the fucking place, especially roll. You may see me as an admin one day because I am that goddamn serious,, but for now I am just as quit as the lot of you. So here's to another day bitches and last but not least. Suck my dick NIC BITCH!!
Nice work. You got this...stay quit today. :)
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2012, 03:04:00 AM »
Well here I am, beginning of day seven, a full week from the day I gave my word never again to fall prey to the nicotine bitch. I made it this far thanks to all you bad ass quitters out there and a few select ones(you know who you are).I know this game is far from over but I have a huge arsenal of weapons at the ready to keep me safe. I may be tired as fuck, beaten down, and feeling like a third grader who pissed his pants during show and tell, but I am here. If you don't know my name yet, get to know it because you will be seeing it all over the fucking place, especially roll. You may see me as an admin one day because I am that goddamn serious,, but for now I am just as quit as the lot of you. So here's to another day bitches and last but not least. Suck my dick NIC BITCH!!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2012, 10:50:00 AM »
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Quote from: kstampfly
Day 5 started this morning. Been going on a small amount of sleep since I quit and its starting to take its toll. But one thing is for sure when I pull my tired ass out of bed each morning, I am still quit. Its still early in the game to act cocky with a meager 4 days under my belt, but who cares. I'm saying it  loud and proud that the NIC Bitch can eat a dick! She is NOT going to get me today, cuz I am QUIT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!! Have a great day quitters, Kstamp out!! 'biggun'
Confidence and enthusiasm does not mean cockiness. Well, maybe it does, but to quote a BAMF on this site:

"To quit takes BALLS. Lots and lots of BALLS" (Dean the Cunt)

Having BALLS means that you have the intestinal fortitude to give the Bitch the middle finger each day, AND, that you aren't afraid to reach out when things get a little hairy.

I proudly quit with you today Fly. FYI - I also have BALLS, but they are always freshly shorn and well moisturized.

Vadge
It's true, his balls are always really moist and hairless,.........so I've heard......
Bruce,

First of all, I have to buy special shorts to accommodate MY balls...

Second, I already know that I am a sexy bastard. I should receive royalties for looking this good. However, with all you studs around here I will have to step up my game a little, but not too much.

Third, I have had a massive chub from quitting (It's Huge), since I started quitting 6 days ago. So here goes. FUCK THE NIC BITCH FUCK BIG TABACCO, I quit today!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2012, 09:39:00 AM »
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Quote from: ERDVM
Quote from: kstampfly
Day 5 started this morning. Been going on a small amount of sleep since I quit and its starting to take its toll. But one thing is for sure when I pull my tired ass out of bed each morning, I am still quit. Its still early in the game to act cocky with a meager 4 days under my belt, but who cares. I'm saying it  loud and proud that the NIC Bitch can eat a dick! She is NOT going to get me today, cuz I am QUIT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!! Have a great day quitters, Kstamp out!! 'biggun'
Confidence and enthusiasm does not mean cockiness. Well, maybe it does, but to quote a BAMF on this site:

"To quit takes BALLS. Lots and lots of BALLS" (Dean the Cunt)

Having BALLS means that you have the intestinal fortitude to give the Bitch the middle finger each day, AND, that you aren't afraid to reach out when things get a little hairy.

I proudly quit with you today Fly. FYI - I also have BALLS, but they are always freshly shorn and well moisturized.

Vadge
It's true, his balls are always really moist and hairless,.........so I've heard......
First of all, they're mostly hairless..

Second, kstamp, you are one sexy bastard...

Third, this gives me some massive quit wood (ok, not that massive). Day 1 or day 1000, make this your battle cry! FUCK THE NIC BITCH FUCK BIG TABACCO, I quit today!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2012, 02:01:00 PM »
Quote from: ERDVM
Quote from: kstampfly
Day 5 started this morning. Been going on a small amount of sleep since I quit and its starting to take its toll. But one thing is for sure when I pull my tired ass out of bed each morning, I am still quit. Its still early in the game to act cocky with a meager 4 days under my belt, but who cares. I'm saying it  loud and proud that the NIC Bitch can eat a dick! She is NOT going to get me today, cuz I am QUIT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!! Have a great day quitters, Kstamp out!! 'biggun'
Confidence and enthusiasm does not mean cockiness. Well, maybe it does, but to quote a BAMF on this site:

"To quit takes BALLS. Lots and lots of BALLS" (Dean the Cunt)

Having BALLS means that you have the intestinal fortitude to give the Bitch the middle finger each day, AND, that you aren't afraid to reach out when things get a little hairy.

I proudly quit with you today Fly. FYI - I also have BALLS, but they are always freshly shorn and well moisturized.

Vadge
It's true, his balls are always really moist and hairless,.........so I've heard......

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2012, 01:11:00 PM »
Quote from: kstampfly
Day 5 started this morning. Been going on a small amount of sleep since I quit and its starting to take its toll. But one thing is for sure when I pull my tired ass out of bed each morning, I am still quit. Its still early in the game to act cocky with a meager 4 days under my belt, but who cares. I'm saying it loud and proud that the NIC Bitch can eat a dick! She is NOT going to get me today, cuz I am QUIT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!! Have a great day quitters, Kstamp out!! 'biggun'
Confidence and enthusiasm does not mean cockiness. Well, maybe it does, but to quote a BAMF on this site:

"To quit takes BALLS. Lots and lots of BALLS" (Dean the Cunt)

Having BALLS means that you have the intestinal fortitude to give the Bitch the middle finger each day, AND, that you aren't afraid to reach out when things get a little hairy.

I proudly quit with you today Fly. FYI - I also have BALLS, but they are always freshly shorn and well moisturized.

Vadge

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2012, 08:35:00 AM »
Day 5 started this morning. Been going on a small amount of sleep since I quit and its starting to take its toll. But one thing is for sure when I pull my tired ass out of bed each morning, I am still quit. Its still early in the game to act cocky with a meager 4 days under my belt, but who cares. I'm saying it loud and proud that the NIC Bitch can eat a dick! She is NOT going to get me today, cuz I am QUIT LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!! Have a great day quitters, Kstamp out!! 'biggun'
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2012, 12:03:00 PM »
Kstampfly = badass quitter.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2012, 11:34:00 AM »
I am quitting like a Mo Fo with kstampfly!! 'bang head' 'zombie'
Keeping my jaw and tongue...I like them.
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2012, 11:31:00 AM »
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Good Morning Quitters!!! Day number 4 here and feeling pretty good. Starting to feel a little bit of the fog that a lot of people mention, but I'm not going to let it stop me. Taking the one day at a time approach and feeding off of the support from all you other bad ass quitters out there. Just to send a shout out I would like to say thanks Tsmith17, Suds,Roam,Vadge,Dag,Brucey,dippshit and a few others. You guys are an inspiration and keep me going strong every single day. Quittin' like a MO FO!!!!
Way to go! Just keep having a good attitude and it looks like you have one hell of a support group! Keep your support close and use them!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2012, 09:14:00 AM »
Good Morning Quitters!!! Day number 4 here and feeling pretty good. Starting to feel a little bit of the fog that a lot of people mention, but I'm not going to let it stop me. Taking the one day at a time approach and feeding off of the support from all you other bad ass quitters out there. Just to send a shout out I would like to say thanks Tsmith17, Suds,Roam,Vadge,Dag,Brucey,dippshit and a few others. You guys are an inspiration and keep me going strong every single day. Quittin' like a MO FO!!!!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2012, 10:16:00 PM »
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So get this shit. I come home from work and immediately change into my "relaxing" attire and proceed to grab the dirty clothes off the floor. As soon as I picked them up a can of fucking DIP rolls out of one of the pockets and ends up in the middle of the floor. Holy Shit!!!! The nictotine bitch was trying to booby trap my ass! Instead of going all ape shit I did the best thing I could possibly do. I calmly walked to the bathroom, lifted the toilet lid, pryed the fucking can open, exposed the stinking,cancerous shreds of lip shit, poured that bitch down the toilet and flushed it to hell. Take that Whore!! Desperate times require desperate measures.  'BanDog'
Kudos to you man! One never knows the where's and why's of sadistic bitches like her. This will not be the last time she creeps into your thoughts and visions. Prepare accordingly...

We are all here with you, one day at a time. Oct 12 is shaping up to be a bad ass group of quitters. I'll put us up against the bitch any day of the week. The weapons cache is full and she's running short on rations, the end is near you dirty whore.

QLAFM
What an awesome statement. That action validates that you quit for you! Way to cut the throat of your captor today. Victory! Kicks the shit out of surrendering for a nic fix!
Holy Shat!! that was a booby trap! I liked the calmly part! I could do that more in my own quit! Thx for the good advice! Gooch

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2012, 09:38:00 PM »
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So get this shit. I come home from work and immediately change into my "relaxing" attire and proceed to grab the dirty clothes off the floor. As soon as I picked them up a can of fucking DIP rolls out of one of the pockets and ends up in the middle of the floor. Holy Shit!!!! The nictotine bitch was trying to booby trap my ass! Instead of going all ape shit I did the best thing I could possibly do. I calmly walked to the bathroom, lifted the toilet lid, pryed the fucking can open, exposed the stinking,cancerous shreds of lip shit, poured that bitch down the toilet and flushed it to hell. Take that Whore!! Desperate times require desperate measures.  'BanDog'
Kudos to you man! One never knows the where's and why's of sadistic bitches like her. This will not be the last time she creeps into your thoughts and visions. Prepare accordingly...

We are all here with you, one day at a time. Oct 12 is shaping up to be a bad ass group of quitters. I'll put us up against the bitch any day of the week. The weapons cache is full and she's running short on rations, the end is near you dirty whore.

QLAFM
What an awesome statement. That action validates that you quit for you! Way to cut the throat of your captor today. Victory! Kicks the shit out of surrendering for a nic fix!
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