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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2012, 09:16:00 PM »
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So get this shit. I come home from work and immediately change into my "relaxing" attire and proceed to grab the dirty clothes off the floor. As soon as I picked them up a can of fucking DIP rolls out of one of the pockets and ends up in the middle of the floor. Holy Shit!!!! The nictotine bitch was trying to booby trap my ass! Instead of going all ape shit I did the best thing I could possibly do. I calmly walked to the bathroom, lifted the toilet lid, pryed the fucking can open, exposed the stinking,cancerous shreds of lip shit, poured that bitch down the toilet and flushed it to hell. Take that Whore!! Desperate times require desperate measures. 'BanDog'
Kudos to you man! One never knows the where's and why's of sadistic bitches like her. This will not be the last time she creeps into your thoughts and visions. Prepare accordingly...

We are all here with you, one day at a time. Oct 12 is shaping up to be a bad ass group of quitters. I'll put us up against the bitch any day of the week. The weapons cache is full and she's running short on rations, the end is near you dirty whore.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2012, 08:05:00 PM »
So get this shit. I come home from work and immediately change into my "relaxing" attire and proceed to grab the dirty clothes off the floor. As soon as I picked them up a can of fucking DIP rolls out of one of the pockets and ends up in the middle of the floor. Holy Shit!!!! The nictotine bitch was trying to booby trap my ass! Instead of going all ape shit I did the best thing I could possibly do. I calmly walked to the bathroom, lifted the toilet lid, pryed the fucking can open, exposed the stinking,cancerous shreds of lip shit, poured that bitch down the toilet and flushed it to hell. Take that Whore!! Desperate times require desperate measures. 'BanDog'
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2012, 01:36:00 PM »
Always reach out if you need help. That is what this site is built on. Who better to understand what you are going through than a bunch of addicts who have already been down this road.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2012, 10:16:00 AM »
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So here I am on Day 3 pushing through the nicotine haze I have dealt with for almost seven years. It's not easy breaking old habits but this one is extremely important. Why? Because my life depends on it that's why. We don't realize how badly addicted we are until we find ourselves asking for help. The important thing is that if we are willing, help is available right here. I have only been here several days and the support I have received is like none other. I didn't come here to fail and I surely didn't come here to waste people's time. It's not over yet and a long road ahead awaits me, but I know I am not walking this alone. 'aqua'
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2012, 09:53:00 AM »
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So here I am on Day 3 pushing through the nicotine haze I have dealt with for almost seven years. It's not easy breaking old habits but this one is extremely important. Why? Because my life depends on it that's why. We don't realize how badly addicted we are until we find ourselves asking for help. The important thing is that if we are willing, help is available right here. I have only been here several days and the support I have received is like none other. I didn't come here to fail and I surely didn't come here to waste people's time. It's not over yet and a long road ahead awaits me, but I know I am not walking this alone. 'aqua'
Glad to have you aboard! I too posted my first post on day 3 about 101 days ago today. It gets easier for sure.

Interesting group of people here for sure. Find someone you can relate with and grasp on for dear life. It's going to be an awesome trip with some ups and downs, but if you hold on you'll come out on the winning side for sure.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2012, 09:42:00 AM »
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So here I am on Day 3 pushing through the nicotine haze I have dealt with for almost seven years. It's not easy breaking old habits but this one is extremely important. Why? Because my life depends on it that's why. We don't realize how badly addicted we are until we find ourselves asking for help. The important thing is that if we are willing, help is available right here. I have only been here several days and the support I have received is like none other. I didn't come here to fail and I surely didn't come here to waste people's time. It's not over yet and a long road ahead awaits me, but I know I am not walking this alone. 'aqua'
Congratulations on your quit, kstampfly!

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2012, 08:17:00 AM »
So here I am on Day 3 pushing through the nicotine haze I have dealt with for almost seven years. It's not easy breaking old habits but this one is extremely important. Why? Because my life depends on it that's why. We don't realize how badly addicted we are until we find ourselves asking for help. The important thing is that if we are willing, help is available right here. I have only been here several days and the support I have received is like none other. I didn't come here to fail and I surely didn't come here to waste people's time. It's not over yet and a long road ahead awaits me, but I know I am not walking this alone. 'aqua'
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2012, 06:11:00 AM »
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Day number 2 is down  and what a day it was. Half a bag of seeds, a pack a gum, some beef jerky and I am still hanging in there. Thanks to all for the encouragement cuz I am in this for the long haul. The nicotine whore is licking her wounds right now as we speak.
Awesome man,

now while she is licking her wounds, go ahead and stomp on her head. Kick it good til it bleeds. Then throw her in the coffin and nail the lid shut, And go and bury it behind you shoveling some SH*t on it each and every day to say goodbye.

yell if ya need anything bro
Yeah invite me over to piss on the grave. Let's throw some gas on her and burn her up before we bury her!

This is a party I must come to. Please let me come to this celebration!
Don't start w/out me.

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2012, 11:29:00 PM »
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Day number 2 is down  and what a day it was. Half a bag of seeds, a pack a gum, some beef jerky and I am still hanging in there. Thanks to all for the encouragement cuz I am in this for the long haul. The nicotine whore is licking her wounds right now as we speak.
Awesome man,

now while she is licking her wounds, go ahead and stomp on her head. Kick it good til it bleeds. Then throw her in the coffin and nail the lid shut, And go and bury it behind you shoveling some SH*t on it each and every day to say goodbye.

yell if ya need anything bro
Yeah invite me over to piss on the grave. Let's throw some gas on her and burn her up before we bury her!

This is a party I must come to. Please let me come to this celebration!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2012, 10:11:00 PM »
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Day number 2 is down and what a day it was. Half a bag of seeds, a pack a gum, some beef jerky and I am still hanging in there. Thanks to all for the encouragement cuz I am in this for the long haul. The nicotine whore is licking her wounds right now as we speak.
Awesome man,

now while she is licking her wounds, go ahead and stomp on her head. Kick it good til it bleeds. Then throw her in the coffin and nail the lid shut, And go and bury it behind you shoveling some SH*t on it each and every day to say goodbye.

yell if ya need anything bro

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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2012, 10:05:00 PM »
Day number 2 is down and what a day it was. Half a bag of seeds, a pack a gum, some beef jerky and I am still hanging in there. Thanks to all for the encouragement cuz I am in this for the long haul. The nicotine whore is licking her wounds right now as we speak.
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2012, 05:27:00 PM »
hey kstampfly, Congrats on NOT caving!!! You're stronger than any nic bitch!!! You're a BadAss quitter of NICOTINE!
Do it one day or one minute at a time and you're QUIT is my QUIT!
Tap your forehead 146 times, then tap your left temple with your right thumb 82 times, count to 39, count backwards from 42 then your mind will have forgotten the crave for awhile...try it, it works for me. It will work for YOU! 'zombie'
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2012, 03:46:00 PM »
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Trying too man. My mouth is starting to hurt like a sonufabitch, but its a good kind of hurt.
I love the seeds but they will make your mouth very sore make sure you use some gum as well also fire balls work very well!
I love green apple tootsie roll suckers and soft Aussie licorice.
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2012, 03:37:00 PM »
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Trying too man. My mouth is starting to hurt like a sonufabitch, but its a good kind of hurt.
I love the seeds but they will make your mouth very sore make sure you use some gum as well also fire balls work very well!
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Re: The dip can is no longer my ball and chain...
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2012, 03:32:00 PM »
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Sitting at work eating the crap out of sunflower seeds but I am still hanging in there. Definitely not going to give in anytime soon regardless of how bad it gets. 'bang head'
Way to go kstampfly! Keep up the good work! Keep it up with the seeds! You might want to buy some beef jerky too! One day at a time my quit brother, one day at a time!
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