I got a half-a-can to go on my last can and then that’s it. I’m quittin’. I know it’s gonna’ work this time ‘cause I could’ve bought a full roll last night on the way home from work but I didn’t! Don’t worry, I’m keepin’ my promise. I’m just gonna’ stretch this can a bit to make quittin’ easier; that’s all. After that it’s no more for me, no sir. I’ll be a-slidin’ into this quit one little pinch at a time.
This plan works, believe me, IÂ’ve often quit like this before. "Garanteed!" I hope you donÂ’t mind me spoutinÂ’ off like this but IÂ’m just so damn proud about how far IÂ’ve come! IÂ’m workinÂ’ hard but I gottaÂ’ tell ya, itÂ’s been smooth sailinÂ’ so far. No withdrawal stuff yet and IÂ’ve been at it almost a week! So take it from me. That's right fellas, IÂ’m definitely quitting last Tuesday. You can take that to the bank.
You vets just donÂ’t understand how hard it is to stop.