News Flash May17---
I have uncovered a devious plot.
One so hidden behind a veil of jocularity that it took several seconds to uncover.
For a fact it is being executed flawlessly by a cadre within May17.
These operatives have flooded my mailbox with brightly colored and often humorous "cards".
Included with these so called greetings are other "cards" that enable me to procure a variety of food stuffs.
It took 37 seconds of quiet concentration and reflection to realize ....these quitters are trying to fatten me up!!
To what end I have no clue, but I shudder to think of the possibilities.
Rather than let the darker implications of the whole affair control me,
I will clear the air and reveal the culprits and their leader!
These characters use "handles" like Bgbdbrd, MC, JJ, Donkey, Lowandslow, Yetisb, Brett, DeterminedJ, and UncleRico...alleged ring leader of the gang.
I declare to each and everyone of them my never ending appreciation and gratitude for their efforts.
By their actions (and indeed those of all of May17) I have become a stronger person and more effective quitter.
And before it is all said and done, I will require larger trousers!
I am May17--You are May17
TheOldMan----Out.