July 09 Quitters

[DanTheMan]

I am setting a cave date: October 1, 2009.

I can't fucking wait.

It's October 1, 2009. My cave date.

Well, I decided against caving and posted Day 192 this morning. I owe that to myself, my little boy and my wife.

But even more so, I owe it to all of you slam pigs who are quitting with me...who get up in the morning and come here to lend support to me and everyone else. In turn, I can do nothing other than be here to also lend support. It's a never-ending reach-around, sort of.

Today marks another really important milestone for me:

April
May
June
July
August
September

That's six complete calendar months without dip. Six months. I'm honestly amazed. Yeah, I've worked hard and all that, but it still seems almost unreal that I have been able to break away - and STAY away - from the most powerful addiction I've ever encountered. My last vice is dying away, leaving me with only the desire to be able to lick and bite my nipples while I rub one out to a picture of Blossom. (I'll never give up THAT vice.)

Awesome, Dean.

that's fucking scary, I remember the day you posted that and it seemed like so far in the future.

Shit Dean, I remember reading this a long time ago. 6 months is HUGE, nice job bro.

Blossom?? Really? :unsure:

Punky Brewster?

'jerk'

I'm very happy you didn't cave bro...crazy fuck 'crackup'

- my thoughts exactly Glenn

[LaQuitter]

I am setting a cave date: October 1, 2009.

I can't fucking wait.

It's October 1, 2009. My cave date.

Well, I decided against caving and posted Day 192 this morning. I owe that to myself, my little boy and my wife.

But even more so, I owe it to all of you slam pigs who are quitting with me...who get up in the morning and come here to lend support to me and everyone else. In turn, I can do nothing other than be here to also lend support. It's a never-ending reach-around, sort of.

Today marks another really important milestone for me:

April
May
June
July
August
September

That's six complete calendar months without dip. Six months. I'm honestly amazed. Yeah, I've worked hard and all that, but it still seems almost unreal that I have been able to break away - and STAY away - from the most powerful addiction I've ever encountered. My last vice is dying away, leaving me with only the desire to be able to lick and bite my nipples while I rub one out to a picture of Blossom. (I'll never give up THAT vice.)

Awesome, Dean.

that's fucking scary, I remember the day you posted that and it seemed like so far in the future.

Shit Dean, I remember reading this a long time ago. 6 months is HUGE, nice job bro.

Blossom?? Really? :unsure:

Punky Brewster?

'jerk'

[GlennFtheKodiak]

I am setting a cave date: October 1, 2009.

I can't fucking wait.

It's October 1, 2009. My cave date.

Well, I decided against caving and posted Day 192 this morning. I owe that to myself, my little boy and my wife.

But even more so, I owe it to all of you slam pigs who are quitting with me...who get up in the morning and come here to lend support to me and everyone else. In turn, I can do nothing other than be here to also lend support. It's a never-ending reach-around, sort of.

Today marks another really important milestone for me:

April
May
June
July
August
September

That's six complete calendar months without dip. Six months. I'm honestly amazed. Yeah, I've worked hard and all that, but it still seems almost unreal that I have been able to break away - and STAY away - from the most powerful addiction I've ever encountered. My last vice is dying away, leaving me with only the desire to be able to lick and bite my nipples while I rub one out to a picture of Blossom. (I'll never give up THAT vice.)

Awesome, Dean.

that's fucking scary, I remember the day you posted that and it seemed like so far in the future.

Shit Dean, I remember reading this a long time ago. 6 months is HUGE, nice job bro.

Blossom?? Really? :unsure:

Punky Brewster?

[LaQuitter]

I am setting a cave date: October 1, 2009.

I can't fucking wait.

It's October 1, 2009. My cave date.

Well, I decided against caving and posted Day 192 this morning. I owe that to myself, my little boy and my wife.

But even more so, I owe it to all of you slam pigs who are quitting with me...who get up in the morning and come here to lend support to me and everyone else. In turn, I can do nothing other than be here to also lend support. It's a never-ending reach-around, sort of.

Today marks another really important milestone for me:

April
May
June
July
August
September

That's six complete calendar months without dip. Six months. I'm honestly amazed. Yeah, I've worked hard and all that, but it still seems almost unreal that I have been able to break away - and STAY away - from the most powerful addiction I've ever encountered. My last vice is dying away, leaving me with only the desire to be able to lick and bite my nipples while I rub one out to a picture of Blossom. (I'll never give up THAT vice.)

Awesome, Dean.

that's fucking scary, I remember the day you posted that and it seemed like so far in the future.

Shit Dean, I remember reading this a long time ago. 6 months is HUGE, nice job bro.

Blossom?? Really? :unsure:

[GlennFtheKodiak]

I am setting a cave date: October 1, 2009.

I can't fucking wait.

It's October 1, 2009. My cave date.

Well, I decided against caving and posted Day 192 this morning. I owe that to myself, my little boy and my wife.

But even more so, I owe it to all of you slam pigs who are quitting with me...who get up in the morning and come here to lend support to me and everyone else. In turn, I can do nothing other than be here to also lend support. It's a never-ending reach-around, sort of.

Today marks another really important milestone for me:

April
May
June
July
August
September

That's six complete calendar months without dip. Six months. I'm honestly amazed. Yeah, I've worked hard and all that, but it still seems almost unreal that I have been able to break away - and STAY away - from the most powerful addiction I've ever encountered. My last vice is dying away, leaving me with only the desire to be able to lick and bite my nipples while I rub one out to a picture of Blossom. (I'll never give up THAT vice.)

Awesome, Dean.

that's fucking scary, I remember the day you posted that and it seemed like so far in the future.

[DeanTheCoot]

I am setting a cave date: October 1, 2009.

I can't fucking wait.

It's October 1, 2009. My cave date.

Well, I decided against caving and posted Day 192 this morning. I owe that to myself, my little boy and my wife.

But even more so, I owe it to all of you slam pigs who are quitting with me...who get up in the morning and come here to lend support to me and everyone else. In turn, I can do nothing other than be here to also lend support. It's a never-ending reach-around, sort of.

Today marks another really important milestone for me:

April
May
June
July
August
September

That's six complete calendar months without dip. Six months. I'm honestly amazed. Yeah, I've worked hard and all that, but it still seems almost unreal that I have been able to break away - and STAY away - from the most powerful addiction I've ever encountered. My last vice is dying away, leaving me with only the desire to be able to lick and bite my nipples while I rub one out to a picture of Blossom. (I'll never give up THAT vice.)

[jaydisco]

Day 170

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

What the fuck...1st avatar of the Pru tower in Boston and people thought it was Chicago...Candice gets me chastized for being a porn-peddler...and now this?

It's funny, Bob Kraft called a super-secret meeting up here in MA a few years back when CMGI field was just a doodle on a cocktail napkin. So Kraft starts with "guess who called me last night" ...and we're all like: "who" and he's like: "fucking connecticut!!" and we're all like: "dammnn...we thought you told that bitch to lose your number" so Kraft goes: "yeah she says thinks she's pregnant" and we're all : "fuck that bitch...she told you she was on the pill, riite...and tell me you wrapped it...that stunt has been around?" And BK's all: " yeah, fuck her...if she wasn't so geeked out, she'd remember that after I pulled it out of her pooper, I jizzed in her throat" and we go: " that's it Bob ..made her gargle that shit...!!"...So then he goes : "yo, check this out, I'm gonna make that bitch think I want her back...I'ma say all sweet shit like..you know I only want to be with you..and yeah..I'll give you the patriots and shit, then when we we start getting at, I'm gonna roll her over and start jammin' her with a summer squash...and you'all all run out tha closet and start throwing dookie at her...and yo Bledsoe..bring yo' camera...after we wait 24 hours at the photomat for our film to be developed we can scan them using my new scanner I bought at Caldor's - This shit is going to blow-up on Compuserve newsgroups!!"

And that is why Dean hates the Partiots. They threw dookie at his state.

Dean still hasn't gotten over the Whalers moving to North Carolina.

Cue "Brass Bonanza"

'disco, you should do a weekly impromptu story-telling to your local second graders.

Or maybe, your stories are more suitable for the car full of prostibitches that you told us about earlier today on your intro page......

Don't think I havent tried that... but the crack fumes make me woozy. And the prostitutes are no prize either!

[LaQuitter]

Day 170

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

What the fuck...1st avatar of the Pru tower in Boston and people thought it was Chicago...Candice gets me chastized for being a porn-peddler...and now this?

It's funny, Bob Kraft called a super-secret meeting up here in MA a few years back when CMGI field was just a doodle on a cocktail napkin. So Kraft starts with "guess who called me last night" ...and we're all like: "who" and he's like: "fucking connecticut!!" and we're all like: "dammnn...we thought you told that bitch to lose your number" so Kraft goes: "yeah she says thinks she's pregnant" and we're all : "fuck that bitch...she told you she was on the pill, riite...and tell me you wrapped it...that stunt has been around?" And BK's all: " yeah, fuck her...if she wasn't so geeked out, she'd remember that after I pulled it out of her pooper, I jizzed in her throat" and we go: " that's it Bob ..made her gargle that shit...!!"...So then he goes : "yo, check this out, I'm gonna make that bitch think I want her back...I'ma say all sweet shit like..you know I only want to be with you..and yeah..I'll give you the patriots and shit, then when we we start getting at, I'm gonna roll her over and start jammin' her with a summer squash...and you'all all run out tha closet and start throwing dookie at her...and yo Bledsoe..bring yo' camera...after we wait 24 hours at the photomat for our film to be developed we can scan them using my new scanner I bought at Caldor's - This shit is going to blow-up on Compuserve newsgroups!!"

And that is why Dean hates the Partiots. They threw dookie at his state.

Dean still hasn't gotten over the Whalers moving to North Carolina.

Cue "Brass Bonanza"

'disco, you should do a weekly impromptu story-telling to your local second graders.

Or maybe, your stories are more suitable for the car full of prostibitches that you told us about earlier today on your intro page......

[jaydisco]

Day 170

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

What the fuck...1st avatar of the Pru tower in Boston and people thought it was Chicago...Candice gets me chastized for being a porn-peddler...and now this?

It's funny, Bob Kraft called a super-secret meeting up here in MA a few years back when CMGI field was just a doodle on a cocktail napkin. So Kraft starts with "guess who called me last night" ...and we're all like: "who" and he's like: "fucking connecticut!!" and we're all like: "dammnn...we thought you told that bitch to lose your number" so Kraft goes: "yeah she says thinks she's pregnant" and we're all : "fuck that bitch...she told you she was on the pill, riite...and tell me you wrapped it...that stunt has been around?" And BK's all: " yeah, fuck her...if she wasn't so geeked out, she'd remember that after I pulled it out of her pooper, I jizzed in her throat" and we go: " that's it Bob ..made her gargle that shit...!!"...So then he goes : "yo, check this out, I'm gonna make that bitch think I want her back...I'ma say all sweet shit like..you know I only want to be with you..and yeah..I'll give you the patriots and shit, then when we we start getting at, I'm gonna roll her over and start jammin' her with a summer squash...and you'all all run out tha closet and start throwing dookie at her...and yo Bledsoe..bring yo' camera...after we wait 24 hours at the photomat for our film to be developed we can scan them using my new scanner I bought at Caldor's - This shit is going to blow-up on Compuserve newsgroups!!"

And that is why Dean hates the Partiots. They threw dookie at his state.

Dean still hasn't gotten over the Whalers moving to North Carolina.

Cue "Brass Bonanza"

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Day 170

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

What the fuck...1st avatar of the Pru tower in Boston and people thought it was Chicago...Candice gets me chastized for being a porn-peddler...and now this?

It's funny, Bob Kraft called a super-secret meeting up here in MA a few years back when CMGI field was just a doodle on a cocktail napkin. So Kraft starts with "guess who called me last night" ...and we're all like: "who" and he's like: "fucking connecticut!!" and we're all like: "dammnn...we thought you told that bitch to lose your number" so Kraft goes: "yeah she says thinks she's pregnant" and we're all : "fuck that bitch...she told you she was on the pill, riite...and tell me you wrapped it...that stunt has been around?" And BK's all: " yeah, fuck her...if she wasn't so geeked out, she'd remember that after I pulled it out of her pooper, I jizzed in her throat" and we go: " that's it Bob ..made her gargle that shit...!!"...So then he goes : "yo, check this out, I'm gonna make that bitch think I want her back...I'ma say all sweet shit like..you know I only want to be with you..and yeah..I'll give you the patriots and shit, then when we we start getting at, I'm gonna roll her over and start jammin' her with a summer squash...and you'all all run out tha closet and start throwing dookie at her...and yo Bledsoe..bring yo' camera...after we wait 24 hours at the photomat for our film to be developed we can scan them using my new scanner I bought at Caldor's - This shit is going to blow-up on Compuserve newsgroups!!"

And that is why Dean hates the Partiots. They threw dookie at his state.

Dean still hasn't gotten over the Whalers moving to North Carolina.

[jaydisco]

Day 170

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

What the fuck...1st avatar of the Pru tower in Boston and people thought it was Chicago...Candice gets me chastized for being a porn-peddler...and now this?

It's funny, Bob Kraft called a super-secret meeting up here in MA a few years back when CMGI field was just a doodle on a cocktail napkin. So Kraft starts with "guess who called me last night" ...and we're all like: "who" and he's like: "fucking connecticut!!" and we're all like: "dammnn...we thought you told that bitch to lose your number" so Kraft goes: "yeah she says thinks she's pregnant" and we're all : "fuck that bitch...she told you she was on the pill, riite...and tell me you wrapped it...that stunt has been around?" And BK's all: " yeah, fuck her...if she wasn't so geeked out, she'd remember that after I pulled it out of her pooper, I jizzed in her throat" and we go: " that's it Bob ..made her gargle that shit...!!"...So then he goes : "yo, check this out, I'm gonna make that bitch think I want her back...I'ma say all sweet shit like..you know I only want to be with you..and yeah..I'll give you the patriots and shit, then when we we start getting at, I'm gonna roll her over and start jammin' her with a summer squash...and you'all all run out tha closet and start throwing dookie at her...and yo Bledsoe..bring yo' camera...after we wait 24 hours at the photomat for our film to be developed we can scan them using my new scanner I bought at Caldor's - This shit is going to blow-up on Compuserve newsgroups!!"

And that is why Dean hates the Partiots. They threw dookie at his state.

[Smokeyg]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny ass shit!

I like boobies.

Dean, freaking hilarious dude! Old ladies and golden showers....... 'crackup'

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' She probably hasn't seen a hard cock in a long time since her old husband probably can't get it up anymore!!!

That's the way it used to be. Enough Viagra will lift a Cadillac!

I just frigged in my man panties.

[Gump]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny ass shit!

I like boobies.

Dean, freaking hilarious dude! Old ladies and golden showers....... 'crackup'

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' She probably hasn't seen a hard cock in a long time since her old husband probably can't get it up anymore!!!

That's the way it used to be. Enough Viagra will lift a Cadillac!

[Kdip]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny ass shit!

I like boobies.

Dean, freaking hilarious dude! Old ladies and golden showers....... 'crackup'

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' She probably hasn't seen a hard cock in a long time since her old husband probably can't get it up anymore!!!

[LaQuitter]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny ass shit!

I like boobies.

Dean, freaking hilarious dude! Old ladies and golden showers....... 'crackup'