July 09 Quitters

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny ass shit!

I like boobies.

[cubs204]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

Funny ass shit!

[chewie]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

Dude... that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

[justkeepdancing]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

A picture from her view, rather than yours, would be helpful for me in imagining the scenario. ;)

[RoyJester]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

"see you tomorrow!"

[DeanTheCoot]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

[Jason Longley]

Stop hating on the greatest football dynasty in the last 50 years.



By the way, Eli Manning is a fag!

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Day 170

I hate the Patriots.

Every year since Bob Kraft shopped Hartford's stadium deal to the Massachusetts legislature and back-doored my home state (and, more importantly, raped me of my own tax dollars), I have wished suffering upon the organization in its entirety.

I was just hoping someone could help me lay down a curse. The idea is for the team's plane to crash in the Rockies, just like that gaggle of Uruguayan rugby players in "Alive." Everyone will survive the crash. But then they will perish slowly, one by one, and have to eat each other.

Bill Belichick will be the last one alive. I will show up and pretend that I am there to save him. He will be jolly. But just when he thinks he's rescued, I am going to starting eating HIM. I will bite off his nipples first and spit them into his own asshole. Then, I will chew off his eyebrows, swallow them, and puke them back up onto his lips. He will then also puke, and I will kick him into his own vomit and poop on him. Nasty poop, too, like with onions and corn bread and meat. At that point, he will be freaking out, and I will stab him in the eye with my own finger and pull out part of his brain.

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

First Billy Mays, now this?

You may not know the limits of your descructive forces Dean......

There's only one reason why you want to start with biting his nipples...... 'loot01'

I can name 4,236 other reasons to hate the Patriots and they come way before Kraft and the fucking of CT. I fucked CT by the way for four years when i went to college there, but that's a story for another day. Ask Ray, he knows.

Anyway, back to the Patriots must I remind you of 1981 when they sunk so low as to have had to cheat by bringing in the snow plow? Driven by an ex convict?

I don't wish a plane crash on them. That would ruin a good piece of aviation equipment and might damage some of our prescious natural resources in Colorodo, but I am sure you think of some more creative wickedness upon the fatso in the sweatshirt.

I'll be waiting.

[11X4]

Day 170

I hate the Patriots.

Every year since Bob Kraft shopped Hartford's stadium deal to the Massachusetts legislature and back-doored my home state (and, more importantly, raped me of my own tax dollars), I have wished suffering upon the organization in its entirety.

I was just hoping someone could help me lay down a curse. The idea is for the team's plane to crash in the Rockies, just like that gaggle of Uruguayan rugby players in "Alive." Everyone will survive the crash. But then they will perish slowly, one by one, and have to eat each other.

Bill Belichick will be the last one alive. I will show up and pretend that I am there to save him. He will be jolly. But just when he thinks he's rescued, I am going to starting eating HIM. I will bite off his nipples first and spit them into his own asshole. Then, I will chew off his eyebrows, swallow them, and puke them back up onto his lips. He will then also puke, and I will kick him into his own vomit and poop on him. Nasty poop, too, like with onions and corn bread and meat. At that point, he will be freaking out, and I will stab him in the eye with my own finger and pull out part of his brain.

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

First Billy Mays, now this?

You may not know the limits of your descructive forces Dean......

There's only one reason why you want to start with biting his nipples...... 'loot01'

[redtrain14]

Day 170

I hate the Patriots.

Every year since Bob Kraft shopped Hartford's stadium deal to the Massachusetts legislature and back-doored my home state (and, more importantly, raped me of my own tax dollars), I have wished suffering upon the organization in its entirety.

I was just hoping someone could help me lay down a curse. The idea is for the team's plane to crash in the Rockies, just like that gaggle of Uruguayan rugby players in "Alive." Everyone will survive the crash. But then they will perish slowly, one by one, and have to eat each other.

Bill Belichick will be the last one alive. I will show up and pretend that I am there to save him. He will be jolly. But just when he thinks he's rescued, I am going to starting eating HIM. I will bite off his nipples first and spit them into his own asshole. Then, I will chew off his eyebrows, swallow them, and puke them back up onto his lips. He will then also puke, and I will kick him into his own vomit and poop on him. Nasty poop, too, like with onions and corn bread and meat. At that point, he will be freaking out, and I will stab him in the eye with my own finger and pull out part of his brain.

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

First Billy Mays, now this?

You may not know the limits of your descructive forces Dean......

[DeanTheCoot]

Day 170

I hate the Patriots.

Every year since Bob Kraft shopped Hartford's stadium deal to the Massachusetts legislature and back-doored my home state (and, more importantly, raped me of my own tax dollars), I have wished suffering upon the organization in its entirety.

I was just hoping someone could help me lay down a curse. The idea is for the team's plane to crash in the Rockies, just like that gaggle of Uruguayan rugby players in "Alive." Everyone will survive the crash. But then they will perish slowly, one by one, and have to eat each other.

Bill Belichick will be the last one alive. I will show up and pretend that I am there to save him. He will be jolly. But just when he thinks he's rescued, I am going to starting eating HIM. I will bite off his nipples first and spit them into his own asshole. Then, I will chew off his eyebrows, swallow them, and puke them back up onto his lips. He will then also puke, and I will kick him into his own vomit and poop on him. Nasty poop, too, like with onions and corn bread and meat. At that point, he will be freaking out, and I will stab him in the eye with my own finger and pull out part of his brain.

(This is dedicated to Justin, jaydisco, who inspired my ire with that fucking picture. Justin: Why don't you use a pic of George Michael or a nice handbag or Bette Midler as your avatar instead? Love you, bro ;) )

[jaydisco]

Going down to lick the ole hairy hatchet wound for a first time college slam pig is a great way to get a little bit of gonaherpasifilaids to enjoy for the rest of the semester.

What are you a social worker or something...?

The College Diet Of Every American Dude = Slim Jims, Beer, Pussy.

And gonaherpasifilaids is not a real word, bitch.

Ask Dean.

Nope. It isn't a word. And I come from the authority of having had every VD at least twice.

Mr. Jason Fucking Blabbermouth is at it again. You need to crawl back into that test tube, Damian.

You love me!


Now shut your mouth before I knock out all your teeth just to keep you from biting down when I skull fuck you prison style :o

Who the fuck doesn't like to eat pussy?

Werd. I'm down with a 69...as opposed to the "68". _

Sounds like he hasn't figured out how to get one out of the package...or everytime he does he finds it IS a package. 'winker'

[DeanTheCoot]

So how do u pick ur gum hair victims???

Excellent question, Ray, and the answer is simple: I target old women with thinning hair, and children.

[LaQuitter]

Going down to lick the ole hairy hatchet wound for a first time college slam pig is a great way to get a little bit of gonaherpasifilaids to enjoy for the rest of the semester.

What are you a social worker or something...?

The College Diet Of Every American Dude = Slim Jims, Beer, Pussy.

And gonaherpasifilaids is not a real word, bitch.

Ask Dean.

Nope. It isn't a word. And I come from the authority of having had every VD at least twice.

Mr. Jason Fucking Blabbermouth is at it again. You need to crawl back into that test tube, Damian.

You love me!


Now shut your mouth before I knock out all your teeth just to keep you from biting down when I skull fuck you prison style :o

Who the fuck doesn't like to eat pussy?

Werd. I'm down with a 69...as opposed to the "68". _

[bearattack]

I'd love to have a reason to fight a 30 something, that maybe my wife would accept for just grounds.... But I'd also like to fight 6 thirteen year olds....

Personally, I would prefer to fight 13 six year olds.

I would definitely win.

13 six yr olds??? sounds like a good fight to try some ninja/creative moves...
stuff that you would get laid out trying in a real fight... i think i would pick up one 6 yr old and use him or her as a club....