The Four-Hundreds Funk
I've been relatively quiet lately. I post roll and stay quit, but I've been tired. Frustrated with caving newbies. Not feeling very inspired.
The one-year milestone is behind me. That was a BIG one. Day 500 is coming, but I don't care. I don't get much out of counting my days anymore. I even lose track.
This is a funk. The Four-Hundreds Funk. (This is copyrighted, along with "the Five-Hundreds Funk" and a new method I invented for removing a lost condom from a chick's uterus.)
Never before has it been more clear to me that quitting is a choice. A decision. Not a cumulative one, but a series of distinct moments where I battle back the demons and stay clean.
And I have to admit: It's sometimes difficult. I'm sorry if you're on Day 17 or Day 105 or Day 277 and believe you'll be free from cravings and confusion and sadness and disappointment. I'm afraid you won't be. Yes, I am shitting on your hopes. But I don't care.
Because the fact is, there's a decision to make. Every day - sometimes every minute - you choose to stay off the poison. And I really do believe that each time we do this, we gain a little more ground on the Bitch. We inch closer and closer to not only freedom, but peace. It may never come entirely, but it's right THERE. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Nice.
When it gets hard, ask yourself if it isn't worth it to be quit. Ask yourself if it would be better to sneak around spitting into a fucking coffee cup and having a mouthful of pre-cancerous leukoplakia and a racing heartbeat and NOT GETTING ANYTHING FROM IT. Not a thing.
I ask myself all these things, and it makes any funk not only completely irrelevant, but completely powerless.
I may not give a shit that I'll hit Day 500 soon, but I DO care that I go home at night, look at my son and wife, and know they're getting the best of me.
That's a sure-fire Funk Beater. (Also copyrighted.)