The Whole Story

[miles]

Keep it up Miles. This thread will help you remember WHY you quit when those urges come on.

At least the camel will spit on it first right?!?

[wo1miles]

Day 21- Holy Moley monkey balls!!! It's 3 weeks already? The time really flies when you're grounded by fog. Well I got my Hooch shipment in yesterday. Holy shit did I feel guilty pinching this shit. It burns the shit out of your gum. What a mind blow! So far liking it a lot. I made an observation over the past three weeks: Dippers are fucking pigs. They will spit their wad out any where they see fit. It's all over the ground here on base in Kuwait, there is no regard whatsoever for using trash receptacles. Did I do the same shit when I was a dipper? Yep, I bet I did. Of course I'd never admit it then. Alas I am foggy today not because of the Nic Whore, but because I think I'm still recovering from my 13 mile brush with death this weekend. Of course, a bunch of people have decided to follow up the half-marathon with a 10K run on friday for Breast Cancer. Of course it's for a good cause and since my bloodflow is no longer constricted, bring that shit on. Anyway hope everyone is having an awesome Tuesday and if you need me I'll be over here fondling the camel. No, no, not that camel...the hot one.

[wo1miles]

Day 20- If anyone is wondering about the apparent randomness of my signature and avatars, I've actually hit upon a common theme to them. In each of my avatars over the last 10 days over so, there was plenty in common. For one, they obviously all 80's to early 90's sitcoms. Also, more importantly, the theme songs to these shows actually have strong ties to staying quit. Let's review shall we:

Who's The Boss- "Brand new life goes round the bend"
Growing Pains- "As long as we got each other"
Family Ties- "What would we do baby, without (tough)love"
Full House- "Everywhere you look there's a face, of somebody who needs you"
Step-By-Step- "Step by Step, day by day"
Family Matters- "Days go byyyy...it's the bigger love of the family"
Bosom Buddies- "I don't care what you say anymore cuz it's my life."
etc. etc. etc.

All these carry a common theme of taking life one step at a time, leaning on the comfort of others when the going gets tough, and that changing your life is never but a decision away. We have all made the choice to cut poison from our lives. Perhaps it's a stretch but to me finding these themes and posting them everyday is somewhat theraputic and reinforces my quit. It also amuses me in a giddy little school girl kinda way. By the way, I wasn't fooled by Tom Hanks and the other guy dressing as women. What a dumb landlord. Carry on.

[wo1miles]

Did Gumby cave at some point? LOL. You have him listed twice!

Gumby caved on day 1,841. Pokey never gave up the dip.

[Gump]

Day 18- Due to laziness I found another list instead of posting sentences. This one is a list of people who use to dip but don't now

1- Bob Saget
2- Lewis (But not Clark)
3- Steve Buscemi
4- Elmo
5- Mikey Walsh
6- Christopher Columbus
7- Howard the Duck
8- Jonny Skoal
9- Brutus Buckeye
10- Alex Keaton
11- Gumby
12- Adolf Hitler
13- Ferris Buehler
14- Foul Phil (from Garbage Pail Kids)
15- Jerry (But not Ben)
16- Timmy the Tooth
17- John Kerry
18- Richard "Wild Thing" Vaughn
19- Gumby
20- Steven Hawking

-These are all unconfirmed and pretty much just uneducated guesses.

Did Gumby cave at some point? LOL. You have him listed twice!

[wo1miles]

Day 18- Due to laziness I found another list instead of posting sentences. This one is a list of people who use to dip but don't now

1- Bob Saget
2- Lewis (But not Clark)
3- Steve Buscemi
4- Elmo
5- Mikey Walsh
6- Christopher Columbus
7- Howard the Duck
8- Jonny Skoal
9- Brutus Buckeye
10- Alex Keaton
11- Gumby
12- Adolf Hitler
13- Ferris Buehler
14- Foul Phil (from Garbage Pail Kids)
15- Jerry (But not Ben)
16- Timmy the Tooth
17- John Kerry
18- Richard "Wild Thing" Vaughn
19- Gumby
20- Steven Hawking

-These are all unconfirmed and pretty much just uneducated guesses.

[Scowick65]

Day 17- Yay, it's LIST day. Today I will list 20 things you can do without dip:

1- Fight off evil flying monkeys.
2- Collect unicorn horns in your basement.
3- Turn your pockets out so it's looks like you aint got no money.
4- Put up one of those old lady bending over things in your front yard
5- Fill up water balloons with dog poop and fling 'em at your neighbor.
6- Walk on Water
7- Drink Kool-Aid without getting the red mustache.
8- Get gas without drippin it all over the side of the car.
9- Go to the zoo and not suffer from multiple spontaneous erections/moistness.
10- Actually have it your way at Burger King...including Onions!
11- Walk counter-clockwise around your kitchen table.
12- Mow your neighbor's back porch.
13- Buy a Weird Al Yankovic CD
14- Eat broccoli without cheese and butter.
15- Ask that girl that's kinda attractive on a date.
16- Eat bacon without getting grease prints on your pants.
17-Go to the movies with your sister without thinking "she owes me"
18-Watch Growing Pains and not wonder what happened to Boner.
19-Brush your teeth and not still smell like Cherry or Mint Snausages
20-Whatever the fuck you want brotha...cuz you a bad ass quitter!

I like you. Shades of Hootie in the May 2011 group. Keep up the good work.

[LLCope]

'crackup'

[wo1miles]

Day 17- Yay, it's LIST day. Today I will list 20 things you can do without dip:

1- Fight off evil flying monkeys.
2- Collect unicorn horns in your basement.
3- Turn your pockets out so it's looks like you aint got no money.
4- Put up one of those old lady bending over things in your front yard
5- Fill up water balloons with dog poop and fling 'em at your neighbor.
6- Walk on Water
7- Drink Kool-Aid without getting the red mustache.
8- Get gas without drippin it all over the side of the car.
9- Go to the zoo and not suffer from multiple spontaneous erections/moistness.
10- Actually have it your way at Burger King...including Onions!
11- Walk counter-clockwise around your kitchen table.
12- Mow your neighbor's back porch.
13- Buy a Weird Al Yankovic CD
14- Eat broccoli without cheese and butter.
15- Ask that girl that's kinda attractive on a date.
16- Eat bacon without getting grease prints on your pants.
17-Go to the movies with your sister without thinking "she owes me"
18-Watch Growing Pains and not wonder what happened to Boner.
19-Brush your teeth and not still smell like Cherry or Mint Snausages
20-Whatever the fuck you want brotha...cuz you a bad ass quitter!

[wo1miles]

Day 16- I'm writing this from under the desk. The alarm has sounded and it appears the commies have decided to unleash their Army of mutant female zombies. Luckily I brought my survival kit containing a Snickers Bar, 3 cans of original pringles, 2 soda can pull tabs and an empty box of kleenex. I should be able to hold them off for at least 6 minutes. That should be enough time for Splinter to summon the Ninja Turtles. Maybe not Donatello cuz he's slow as shit, but the other ones. In my haste to cower like a little sissy I forgot to lock the door to my office. Hopefully the zombies don't realize this and use me for brainless sexual experimentation. It's at times like these that I get to wondering if Joey from Full House was bisexual. The fog has lifted and revealed a whole new world of smelly addiction around me that causes me to laugh on my insides. I will enjoy today because today I wear no pants in celebration of Cinco De Mayo!

[Bowman]

I believe it was real porn. Although Jessie Spano porn woulda been ok too.

Yeah, I just looked it up. She did some movies for "Bang Bros." On a related note, I felt like a creep when I read that and thought "Hey, I've been to that site! I wonder if I saw her in anything!"

Ok, sorry for the interruption. Back to your regularly scheduled inane ramblings from wo1miles.

[wo1miles]

I believe it was real porn. Although Jessie Spano porn woulda been ok too.

[Bowman]

What the hell ever happened to the youngest child from Family Matters?  Judy, was it?

Judy was doing porn for a while. Saw her on Maury or something.

Real porn or Jessie Spano porn?

[wo1miles]

What the hell ever happened to the youngest child from Family Matters?  Judy, was it?

Judy was doing porn for a while. Saw her on Maury or something.

[Bowman]

Day 15- It's cold. With the blizzard outside I fear that if I leave my shelter I may die a horrible ghonnorea death. Food rations are depleted, and I am drawing faint and listless. Not sure if it's the malnutrition or the Clay Aiken CD I've been listening to since yesterday. My situation has gotten so dire even the fuckin penguins are drawing straws to determine who gets to eat my rotting carcass. It's at times like this when I wonder why Laura from Family Matters was such a snooty bitch to Urkel all those years. I fear the search party has turned away because of the horrible conditions. I just hope I can....oh, the Zoo is closing. Gotta Go.

What the hell ever happened to the youngest child from Family Matters? Judy, was it? She just disappeared without acknowledgment. It's bullshit, man. Bullshit. They could have at least had her commit suicide in a "very special episode of Family Matters." At least the show would have taught kids not to neglect their children to the point that they get depressed and off themselves.