Just posting this here for posterity - from my quit group, so it doesn't get lost...
FUN Bagz
What is that you want KTC? 
From your brothers?
Why are you here?
I'll tell you what I want...
1. From KTC, I want to be surrounded by folks who succeed in taking their life back from this useless, soul-sucking weed. 
2. From my brothers, see above. 
3. I am here to curbstomp this bitch. To follow in the giant footsteps of the monster, fucking badass, NIC crushing winners that have laid out the pitch perfect path before us and I am here to be an example of how this shit is done for those that come in the large wake of our success. 
QLFODAATEDDFUNB!
Strong like oak.