Allright, allright... you Nic Nazi's are right. Its just that I cant tell you guys how NON ADDICTED I am to cigars. But saying that... sounds kinda stupid that I even care about one. So, since I dont store or have any, I just wont pick them up this time...
I will however being picking up my customary 18 pack of Bud Light Lime. 18 pack, 18 holes... coincidence? I think not. 'na na'
Please indulge this "Nic Nazi" as you put it and allow me to respond.
The fact that you're rationalizing this by screaming (in a figurative sense) how much you're not addicted to cigars, tells me everything I need to know. You're addicted to cigars.
But don't take it personally... so am I. I haven't had a dip in nearly 2,100 days. Could I conceivably have "just one" cigar while I golf and continue about my way? Sure... I probably could. But that's an incredibly stupid slippery slope to go down... so I don't. And won't... ever.
I've seen countless instances of folks using this line of thinking. It goes like this.
YEAH... I'm quit. This is AWESOME. Fuck nicotine... I'm never going back.
A few weeks later...Ah... I'm going golfing/fishing/camping (insert activity here) with my buddies. I've always had a cigar in the past. But I quit dipping... but a cigar isn't dipping. I was a DIP addict. One or two cigars a year means I wasn't addicted to cigars... I'll be just fine.
A few weeks later...Man... that cigar was fucking awesome. But I was able to have just one and that didn't turn into more than one. I'm sure I could just have one dip and be just fine.
A few weeks, moths, years, later..."Day #1 - Sorry guys... thought I could have just one"
^^^ Don't be that guy. You're smarter than that.
Nic Nazi chewie HEIL QUITLER!!!