syndrome

[J2b]

hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines.  how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.

Because it has to flip a coin inside itself to see if its even going to give you your change back. Then it reluctantly gives it back if you win.

Tails you get your food, heads you get nothing. If it lands on edge, you get your food and your change.

[davenc]

hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.

Because it has to flip a coin inside itself to see if its even going to give you your change back. Then it reluctantly gives it back if you win.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.

[syndrome]

So you guy its bin a long time sense i posted up in this here thread so i got out me spell checkers and dissected to post up. First off man sum a the new guys need the hi quality stuff in my threads so you new guys and gals reed threw this cause theirs lots i learned over 2 years here. Second and more impotent i want a take some time to do some stereotypes and man I'm talking bout drivers. So here goes

that dude whats driving like 65 in the passing lane when the speed limits 70 and wont get over no how? he's driving a Asian car and its probably a Honda. dick head.

that dude what had his tern single on for the last 5 miles? Buick. get that herein aide checked up grampus.

that dude in the slow lane driving 10 below the speed limits? ether a link-in or Mercury. and he's probably got a hat on. or some buddy's gram-ma looking tween the steering wheel and dash bored.

that dick what changes lanes every 40 feet and tale gating every buddy. Germany sports car. hope you got good insurance man cause I'll sue your ass when you rear end me.

that dude in the jeep grand Cherokee. not a dude. its a chick. 30-45 with kids.

so man you guys can ad to the list if you want. and man if i described you up there then i probably cussed you out in the last week.

[Maverick55]

Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?

All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....

4000+ posts.  Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.

Keep up the good work.  :rolleyes:

Don't let Syndrome fool you. Only someone with a solid command of vocab and grammar could write that poorly!! :blink:

yea. i gotta take shit from a guy what riffers to hisself in the third persin?

that's funny shit... he said "riffers to hisself".... 'crackup'

Agree with Keddy - I've seen some of Syndrome's posts where he was clear as a bell.

Happy Birthday either way ninja! :ph43r:

[Keddy]

Happee barftray two ewe!!

[loot]

yeh hapie burfdai fag

[redyota]

Happie berfdae ya ol' bass turd.

[syndrome]

Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?

All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....

4000+ posts.  Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.

Keep up the good work.  :rolleyes:

Don't let Syndrome fool you. Only someone with a solid command of vocab and grammar could write that poorly!! :blink:

yea. i gotta take shit from a guy what riffers to hisself in the third persin?

[Keddy]

Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?

All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....

4000+ posts. Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.

Keep up the good work. :rolleyes:

Don't let Syndrome fool you. Only someone with a solid command of vocab and grammar could write that poorly!! :blink:

[loot]

Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?

All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....

4000+ posts. Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.

Keep up the good work. :rolleyes:

[syndrome]

hay man you guys its all most here. yep the storm of the sentry of the month. were gonna get snow up to are eye balls or anuff ice to make margareetas for the world for the next ten yeers! OMG!!!!1!! runs for the hills!! o noes!! well man you guys no i got no rispect for them wether dudes. they think they look like ron jeramy or somethin when they reely got itty bitty rice dicks. so man if i go out and by gas for my snow blower man and i dont get like a foot a snow i'm gonna go out and get a pichfork and torch an go visit some wether dudes. cause there as bad as the dam gummint with there code ornage!! omg terrerists are comin to eet your babys!!!

and man wile i'm here whats up with boxer breefs? wtf? just pick one. and man why does joe boxer evin make breefs? did they miss the boxer part a the name?

i think i'm turnin in to a crochity old man. so you kids get the fuck off my lawn!!!1!!

[syndrome]

hay man you guys theres been a lot a new faces round here and man i feel like were forgettin one thing when we wellcome them on bored here. so man lets try to remind em that them first days is ruff. so they shood come out here to bitch and shit and not take it out on there famlys. but man its ok to take it out on that one doosh bag at work. and reely thats why stayin close is importint.

[redtrain14]

Stoopid Mishagun dryvers.....

man the Mishigin driver prishiate you stickin up for em. but they aint stoopid. there retards. the kind what rides the short bus and wares helmits when they go out so they dont hert thereselfs. stoopid is more credits then they disserve.

I would agree that there are plenty of retards in the metro DRot area.....present company excluded of course. ;)

[syndrome]

Stoopid Mishagun dryvers.....

man the Mishigin driver prishiate you stickin up for em. but they aint stoopid. there retards. the kind what rides the short bus and wares helmits when they go out so they dont hert thereselfs. stoopid is more credits then they disserve.