This is the transcript from the 12/21/17 WKTC Broadcast containing the 10 Commandments of Quit
1. Thou shalt not worship nicotine in any form.
2. Thou shall joint a quit group of which providence shall assign.
3. Thou shall jack roll on the first attempt, and also on subsequent attempts if so ordained.
4. Thou shall wake up, piss and post roll (WKTC radio commentary – This is called WUPP, and although no one knows the spiritual significance of pissing first, that shalt be the rule, under no circumstances shall one post roll without first pissing)
5. Thou shalt covet commandment three Every Damn Day (WKTC radio commentary – This is called EDD, and does not mean erectile dysfunction)
6. Thou shalt not covet thy VetÂ’s house, thou shalt not covet thy VetsÂ’ wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy Vets opinionÂ… Thou shalt not use thy VetÂ’s name in vain.
7. Thou shalt wipe ones feet before making thee shit on another groupÂ’s floor.
8. Thou shalt not project a "badass" image of themselves via their "shocking" posts, or "tough guy" stances and bullying tactics. Thou shalt not be viciously negative, shalt not personally attack other quitter, and thou shalt not be undermining and destructive.
9. Thou Shalt not commit troll-etry. (WKTC radio commentary – This would include hiding IP addresses and creating new user accounts)
10. Thou shalt find these commandments spread throughout the various posts and pages of KTC, some of which ist such tribal knowledge, if you haveth any questioneth just consulteth a Vet.
There were some more characters at the bottom which may have been more commandments, it was very hard to tell since it was written in the ancient language of Quittich.
And the at the very bottom, the small print says...
Oh, and there are no rulesÂ….
