Ha! Fuck. I never thought of it like that. And nooooooo...I ain't asking my wife, either. No way, bro.
Actually, the way I see it, all the lying I've done doesn't matter anymore, so long as I stay quit. I can't expect her to know how tough this addiction has been. Thus, I can't expect her to do anything but freak out if I dip. In turn, she's just gonna have to accept that I hid it from her.
And ultimately, I'll feel good about myself for having quit without her threatening divorce. ;)