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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2009, 11:59:00 AM »
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And guess what? The govt. is fixing to add a $0.62 per can tax. Think of all that future money you will be saving. It's like getting a tax break for us quitters!!!!!!!
Another reason to quit!
Fighting an addiction by yourself is hard enough, but fighting it with others who know what you?re going through and will fight side by side with you makes that battle a hell of a lot easier.

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2009, 11:57:00 AM »
And guess what? The govt. is fixing to add a $0.62 per can tax. Think of all that future money you will be saving. It's like getting a tax break for us quitters!!!!!!!
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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2009, 09:46:00 AM »
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There's a calculator on the parent/sister site.
http://www.killthecan.org/

Scroll to the bottom. You can keep track of how much you've saved since you quit.
I've been using that calculator from day 1 its a great resource to keep ur head in the game....

Though its not what I was getting at....
I fig if I were diagnosed with dip cancer I quess I would have payed 20plus K$$$ for the cancer.... Not a wise purchase

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I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2009, 09:42:00 AM »
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There's a calculator on the parent/sister site.
http://www.killthecan.org/

Scroll to the bottom. You can keep track of how much you've saved since you quit.
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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2009, 09:02:00 AM »
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So I ve been posting the "cancer for 6$ a day installment/layaway plan" here and there.
Anybody have an idea how much the average lipshit victim payed for a mouth cancer???? Perhaps a formula to figure it our?
I'm guesssing 2k per year times x # of years.


Man I could have had a fly ass boat w no payment....

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There's a calculator on the parent/sister site.

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2009, 08:57:00 AM »
So I ve been posting the "cancer for 6$ a day installment/layaway plan" here and there.
Anybody have an idea how much the average lipshit victim payed for a mouth cancer???? Perhaps a formula to figure it our?
I'm guesssing 2k per year times x # of years.


Man I could have had a fly ass boat w no payment....

Fukukodiak!!!!!
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2009, 08:28:00 PM »
LOL those goddam snatcharoos... Eggmcsnatches etc....

My wife doesn't know about killthecan forums...

Ur killin me dan snatcharoos


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I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #32 on: March 23, 2009, 08:25:00 PM »
"Ask yourself how many times you let dip get in the way of pussy?!?!?!?!"


The sad thing is you will never know how much snatcheroo was lost by the lipshit. I can think of a couple doozies where I really fucked up because I had a cheek full.
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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #31 on: March 23, 2009, 08:20:00 PM »
My counter reflects I've saved 168 bucks so far.... Less than a month.... Saturday I'm going to take that cash and hook myself up with a meat smoker I have been eyeing for a little while..... right in time for spring...
Man did I let those scumbags get me for some serious doe....

Fukukodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2009, 04:55:00 PM »
Ask yourself how many times you let dip get in the way of pussy?!?!?!?!

Aw to be young again and not dipping....

Fuckukodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2009, 05:37:00 PM »
Here's a tip.... Switch gas stations.... On don't go to my old reg spot anymore..... Its much more comfortable


Fukukodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2009, 04:15:00 PM »
Just pulled the 1st yard work of the year. 1st in 19-20 years without a lipper in. Not gonna lie, it crossed my mind to scoot down to 7-11, but damn glad I didn't.

I pretty much chewed a straw into plastic dust while doing it.

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2009, 10:44:00 AM »
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Crazy shit bear, LMFAO!! This addiction really fucks with you. Fishing and dipping - always went together with me, can't wait to get the first fishing trip over with this year.
Yes fish and dips.... See I'm worried I haven't hit my summer mega triggers yet.... Yardwork, building pools, fishing, bocce, ya knahimean


Fuck u kodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #26 on: March 20, 2009, 04:47:00 PM »
I am so glad I started reading this thread/section of the site. I hope you guys know I am in pain, serious, stomach-aching, cramping pain from laughing my ass off at these posts.

Anyone else would think this is pathetic (and we know it is), but I can relate to these stories so well, it just cracks me up what a loser I was with the nic-bitch.

One quicky - I had 'quit' chewing in H.S. at one point. Of course that means I just lied about it at the time. Woke up one morning to my Dad screaming "MY LUNGS ARE ON FIRE!!!" He was PISSED. I didn't know what happened so I hid until he left for work. When he was gone, I went in the bathroom and found the Dr. Pepper can he had just taken a big ol' swill from. Of course it was my spitter from the night before.

At the time, I thought "Who the hell takes a drink out of a D.P. can they find in the bathroom in the morning?" The answer to that one is, my Dad of course.

Now I think, "Who the hell crams nic-filled dirt-leaf crap in their mouth and spits brown shit into a can?"

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Re: busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it
« Reply #25 on: March 20, 2009, 04:19:00 PM »
Crazy shit bear, LMFAO!! This addiction really fucks with you. Fishing and dipping - always went together with me, can't wait to get the first fishing trip over with this year.
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