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[Smokeyg]

Problem solved. Wait, what problem? Go lack of teacher accountability go!

P.S. I was transferred from a "failing" bottom 5% in WA state school to the 13th best school in the nation according to Newsweek. Should make for some interesting culture shock.

[RagingJew]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

And the winner is.......

It was quite the experience. I made it through nine laps for 135 miles before my body completely shut down at 4:30am Sunday morning. Lap nine was actually one of my fastest. Once I got back to my tent and sat in the chair, I couldn't hold my head up or keep my eyes open. People were trying to get me back out there, but it was hopeless. I slept for 90 minutes and finally got out of the tent to ride my next lap. It took me another hour or so to finally get back on the bike. That final lap took me about 2.5 hours (I was averaging around 1.5 hours for my other laps). I got back to the camp and decided not to ride anymore. 150 miles was good enough.

So, no one wins. I will give out the white spandex photo to my most deserving student.

BULLSHIT

Nancy Pelosi was pounding your chocolate starfish.

Fucking admit it dude.

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'

Is that why I couldn't wipe. I thought maybe it was due to the bike lever I stuck up there at 2:30am to help me stay alert. Seriously, my asscheeks were swollen together Sunday night. I shat three times and it oozed out the top and bottom of my crack. I still smell like dirty laundry doused in vinegar.

I just threw-up a little in my mouth.
Fucker.

[Ricko]

Strawberry

I freeked out a person that had your polish shield eagle on their calf when I told them what an awesome polish eagle it was. Thanks for the education.

[Smokeyg]

Strawberry

[Smokeyg]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

And the winner is.......

It was quite the experience. I made it through nine laps for 135 miles before my body completely shut down at 4:30am Sunday morning. Lap nine was actually one of my fastest. Once I got back to my tent and sat in the chair, I couldn't hold my head up or keep my eyes open. People were trying to get me back out there, but it was hopeless. I slept for 90 minutes and finally got out of the tent to ride my next lap. It took me another hour or so to finally get back on the bike. That final lap took me about 2.5 hours (I was averaging around 1.5 hours for my other laps). I got back to the camp and decided not to ride anymore. 150 miles was good enough.

So, no one wins. I will give out the white spandex photo to my most deserving student.

BULLSHIT

Nancy Pelosi was pounding your chocolate starfish.

Fucking admit it dude.

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'

Is that why I couldn't wipe. I thought maybe it was due to the bike lever I stuck up there at 2:30am to help me stay alert. Seriously, my asscheeks were swollen together Sunday night. I shat three times and it oozed out the top and bottom of my crack. I still smell like dirty laundry doused in vinegar.

[Ready]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

And the winner is.......

It was quite the experience. I made it through nine laps for 135 miles before my body completely shut down at 4:30am Sunday morning. Lap nine was actually one of my fastest. Once I got back to my tent and sat in the chair, I couldn't hold my head up or keep my eyes open. People were trying to get me back out there, but it was hopeless. I slept for 90 minutes and finally got out of the tent to ride my next lap. It took me another hour or so to finally get back on the bike. That final lap took me about 2.5 hours (I was averaging around 1.5 hours for my other laps). I got back to the camp and decided not to ride anymore. 150 miles was good enough.

So, no one wins. I will give out the white spandex photo to my most deserving student.

BULLSHIT

Nancy Pelosi was pounding your chocolate starfish.

Fucking admit it dude.

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'

[RagingJew]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

And the winner is.......

It was quite the experience. I made it through nine laps for 135 miles before my body completely shut down at 4:30am Sunday morning. Lap nine was actually one of my fastest. Once I got back to my tent and sat in the chair, I couldn't hold my head up or keep my eyes open. People were trying to get me back out there, but it was hopeless. I slept for 90 minutes and finally got out of the tent to ride my next lap. It took me another hour or so to finally get back on the bike. That final lap took me about 2.5 hours (I was averaging around 1.5 hours for my other laps). I got back to the camp and decided not to ride anymore. 150 miles was good enough.

So, no one wins. I will give out the white spandex photo to my most deserving student.

BULLSHIT

Nancy Pelosi was pounding your chocolate starfish.

Fucking admit it dude.

[Smokeyg]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

And the winner is.......

It was quite the experience. I made it through nine laps for 135 miles before my body completely shut down at 4:30am Sunday morning. Lap nine was actually one of my fastest. Once I got back to my tent and sat in the chair, I couldn't hold my head up or keep my eyes open. People were trying to get me back out there, but it was hopeless. I slept for 90 minutes and finally got out of the tent to ride my next lap. It took me another hour or so to finally get back on the bike. That final lap took me about 2.5 hours (I was averaging around 1.5 hours for my other laps). I got back to the camp and decided not to ride anymore. 150 miles was good enough.

So, no one wins. I will give out the white spandex photo to my most deserving student.

[greg40]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

And the winner is.......

[sensei]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

1. You will become distracted by a group of pot-smoking hippies finally showering in the rain, lay your bike down, and join the homosexual, earth-worshipping, rotten cheese smelling hippie orgy.

2. 12:03pm Saturday

Contest over, Greg wins. How he got my crystal ball I'll never know.

:lol:

[RagingJew]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

1. You will be raped by Nancy Pelosi. Seriously.

2. Lap 2, turn 2. I suggest you lube up just after lap 1.

Even so, with your ass thoroughly pounded in by an aging California congresswoman, you will emerge victorious, or maybe just 2nd or 3rd place. Nobody can really predict these things with any amount of accuracy.

[greg40]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?

1. You will become distracted by a group of pot-smoking hippies finally showering in the rain, lay your bike down, and join the homosexual, earth-worshipping, rotten cheese smelling hippie orgy.

2. 12:03pm Saturday

[syndrome]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

Neer miss of a tree round perpel haze.

2) What time will this occur?

round 4 am.

[mule]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

mule - Ass cramps

2) What time will this occur?

mule - 6:47 a.m.

[Smokeyg]

I will be competing in a 24 hour solo mountain bike race from noon Saturday to noon Sunday. Forecast is rain. I'm hoping to get in 15+ laps of 15 miles each. The most accurate answer to the following questions will win an autographed photo of Smokeyg in white spandex.

1) How will my race come to a drastic end?

2) What time will this occur?