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[Smokeyg]

I started doing a P-90x type class at my local community center this evening. One of the activities involved partner pull-ups. My partner was an older guy. Lanky. White hanes v-neck a size too small. Goofy gray hair. A grunter.

I was standing, holding a 3 foot long wooden rod parallel to the ground with a bicep curl grip. He was laying on his back on his mat while I straddled his chest. Luckily, I was wearing tight boxer briefs or he would have had a clear view of my junk. He reached up inside my grip with a similar bicep curl grip. The point was for him to pull himself straight off the mat, keeping his back and neck rigid - like a 30 degree pull-up. My job was to support his body weight, keeping my core tight and knees slightly bent.

As a I hinted earlier, he wasn't in super shape. The first couple pull ups went alright, a little grunting, but nothing out of the normal. His form looked good - straight as a used arrow. Up and down. Pull up number three however, was more of a modified sit up. He had reached his limit and his form suffered. His back and neck curled inward as he pulled himself off the ground. I kept a straight face as his mouth grunted towards my crotch. "Thhhhrreee!" I looked straight ahead, straight faced. "Nice work". "Foooourrrr!" He actually left a little fleck of spit on my gym shorts from his exertion. We were doing sets of 15. Each rep became more and more inappropriate. The trainer, usually the boot camp type, had to walk to the other side of the gym. She couldn't comment. I made the mistake on rep number 8 of looking sideways in the giant mirror. Full on man on man action. Public forum. My arms were getting tired. We were both grunting now. His nose nudged my shorts on number 12. Sweet Jesus. I actually had the thought of how traumatic an erection - even a partial - would be at that moment. I don't know why my mind went there. I had to say something. "Keep it up." I gritted my teeth. 14 - our eyes met. Not a hint of embarrassment on either side. Neither acknowledged what was happening. We couldn't. We were men. Working out. And loving it.

Time for a hot shower.

[LaQuitter]

Smokey, my dad had quit all nic around 20 years ago. Within the last 6 months, he has started smoking cigars, and I would not be shocked if I saw him smoke a cigarette. I don't understand why he "quit the quit"; a bit disheartening.

I just read in another intro about how this quitter feels more social since he has quit. No more hiding to dip, wasting time that could be spent with family and friends. Being more social - a positive result of quitting.

Maybe something that simple, when the time is right, and he seems receptive. Make a list for him of all the benefits of quitting, and a list of the negatives. A visual aid of sorts to get him thinking. Along with convincing him that he is strong enough, and can succeed.

Hell, I don't know. My dad would just tell me that he is on the downhill side of life, and doesn't give a damn. I wish you the best with getting him on board.

[Smokeyg]

I think the fear of failure prevents folks from trying. Encourage him by telling him you believe in him. Tell him he has the strength to do it. Show him this site and all the successful quits going on right now. Shit, just tell him that if your buddy, Bean, can do it, anyone can.

Nagging won't do it and you can't quit for him or motivate him. He knows it is killing him...all nic addicts know it. The key is whether he believes he can beat nicotine, then he might be willing to try. So tell him that you know he can do it. He has the strength and the tools. His support group is waiting on him to post roll with his quit group. If he takes the first step, we'll help with all the rest. Shit, I don't even know him and I believe he can do it.

I was definitely certain not to nag as we talked. I've told him all about this website and some of the similar quit smoking sites as well. I've offered my support for accountability and advice. I feel like there's nothing I can do 'til he wants to quit for himself - as you said.

I like the idea of solely focusing on his strength and how great it is to be free. He's failed so many times in the past, I imagine believing in himself is a major roadblock. In the addict's mind, it's better to take control of failure by buying a pack or can than to later fall against your will. It's the same philosophy that causes so many of my students to drop out; they're not failing, they're making the choice before they fail.

I'll talk to him about his strength soon. I know him well and I know he can do it.

Thanks. Any other advice or personal experiences are appreciated.

[Bean]

I think the fear of failure prevents folks from trying. Encourage him by telling him you believe in him. Tell him he has the strength to do it. Show him this site and all the successful quits going on right now. Shit, just tell him that if your buddy, Bean, can do it, anyone can.

Nagging won't do it and you can't quit for him or motivate him. He knows it is killing him...all nic addicts know it. The key is whether he believes he can beat nicotine, then he might be willing to try. So tell him that you know he can do it. He has the strength and the tools. His support group is waiting on him to post roll with his quit group. If he takes the first step, we'll help with all the rest. Shit, I don't even know him and I believe he can do it.

[Ready]

And, I can't believe my dad still smokes. Went hiking with him this morning and asked him how quitting cigarettes was going. I got the same old "Well, pretty good, I guess. Yeah, it's going better" that I used to give my wife. I seriously thought he had quit. He was using Nicorette for 3-4 months and chewing the hell out of butterscotch candies. He even told me that he was washing his hands and face and brushing his teeth so my mom wouldn't find out.

So quitters, how do you think I should approach this situation?

If he is not ready to quit I don't think there is much you can do to force the issue. You could let him know as often as you can, without nagging, how great things are when you are not a slave. You already know how hard it is. You already know that he must want it more than anything else.

Be a good example. Show him this can be done.

I suspect you already know these things.

[Smokeyg]

And, I can't believe my dad still smokes. Went hiking with him this morning and asked him how quitting cigarettes was going. I got the same old "Well, pretty good, I guess. Yeah, it's going better" that I used to give my wife. I seriously thought he had quit. He was using Nicorette for 3-4 months and chewing the hell out of butterscotch candies. He even told me that he was washing his hands and face and brushing his teeth so my mom wouldn't find out.

So quitters, how do you think I should approach this situation?

[Smokeyg]

Had to revert to one of my older avatars after reading TCOPE's blog.

Came across this little pearl o' mine. Wonder if this fucker is still quit?

Hey Chanilla. Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. When I took the past two weeks or so off from the site, I definitely thought more about chewing and how great just one would be. I stepped away because I'm a little obsessive, but also because I thought I could make it fine without this site. I say it's not worth finding out. The stakes are too high. But, I also realize that there is much more than KTC keeping me clean. I am keeping me clean. I am the one not buying chew when I stop to get gas. I am the person who has developed a large toolbox of alternatives when I feel the urge to chew. KTC has provided me a sounding board, support and huge accountability, but when it comes down to it, I am mostly accountable to myself. Every time I promise my August brothers that I will not chew today, I am making that promise to myself. I also had the thought when I was away that in a perfect world people wouldn't even need this website. If you make the decision to take control of your life, that should be enough. But, the vast majority of people don't know how to support themselves. We're convinced that we're not worth it. We feel we need something more important than ourselves to watch over us. Well, KTC provides a forum to overcome those mental blocks. Eventually, I will reach a point where I have internalized the strength that this site provides me, but I'm not there yet. When I reach that point, I hope to stay around and continue helping those newcomers. Anyways, sorry for rambling. I do that more for myself than anything. Remember, YOU are doing this. There is no shame in feeling like you're living on the edge. The fact that you are still making positive decisions is a testiment to your strength. Keep the quit.

Yup. Still quit.

[Smokeyg]

Uncle Shelby's Distractions for Quitters, Daddies, Counselors and Stoners....

A Boy Named Sue

The Whole Silverstein Version

The Perfect High

The Smoke Off

One Tennis Shoe

[Skoal Monster]

I masturbate to this scene at least twice every Halloween. Quota already met. About to be exceeded after eggs, toast and a big glass of OJ.

What a surprise that was....I was expecting Ron Jeremy dressed in a pumpkin outfit hogtied, while Peter North would be dressed as an evil scarecrow "throwing ropes" across Ron's beautiful, manly chest. Maybe you are not quite the fag I thought you were......


Cute kid....congrats.


g40




fumrsyfcshs

I actually watched that movie while my wife napped in the other room and my four day old daughter slept in my arms. My parents let me watch that shit when I was a kid and I turned out alright.

Baby smoke-stack waxing his dolphin.

um ....can you define "alright" Smokes?

[PbKid]

I masturbate to this scene at least twice every Halloween. Quota already met. About to be exceeded after eggs, toast and a big glass of OJ.

What a surprise that was....I was expecting Ron Jeremy dressed in a pumpkin outfit hogtied, while Peter North would be dressed as an evil scarecrow "throwing ropes" across Ron's beautiful, manly chest. Maybe you are not quite the fag I thought you were......


Cute kid....congrats.


g40




fumrsyfcshs

I actually watched that movie while my wife napped in the other room and my four day old daughter slept in my arms. My parents let me watch that shit when I was a kid and I turned out alright.

Baby smoke-stack waxing his dolphin.

[Smokeyg]

I masturbate to this scene at least twice every Halloween. Quota already met. About to be exceeded after eggs, toast and a big glass of OJ.

What a surprise that was....I was expecting Ron Jeremy dressed in a pumpkin outfit hogtied, while Peter North would be dressed as an evil scarecrow "throwing ropes" across Ron's beautiful, manly chest. Maybe you are not quite the fag I thought you were......


Cute kid....congrats.


g40




fumrsyfcshs

I actually watched that movie while my wife napped in the other room and my four day old daughter slept in my arms. My parents let me watch that shit when I was a kid and I turned out alright.

[greg40]

I masturbate to this scene at least twice every Halloween. Quota already met. About to be exceeded after eggs, toast and a big glass of OJ.

What a surprise that was....I was expecting Ron Jeremy dressed in a pumpkin outfit hogtied, while Peter North would be dressed as an evil scarecrow "throwing ropes" across Ron's beautiful, manly chest. Maybe you are not quite the fag I thought you were......


Cute kid....congrats.


g40




fumrsyfcshs

[Smokeyg]

I masturbate to this scene at least twice every Halloween. Quota already met. About to be exceeded after eggs, toast and a big glass of OJ.

[tarpon17]

I had a dream about my friend SmokeyG last night.

I was walking through a peaceful meadow. I saw bunnies fucking trees, cats and dogs living in harmony, hippies eating leaves, you know - all the feel good shit Smokes loved.

While I listened to the sweet song of the whippoorwill chewing on some fresh Ma and Pa brand Beef Jerky, out of nowhere appeared this "yoda-looking" oracle of sorts who said to me:

"Hello brother. Why are you ingesting that Ma and Pa Beef Jerky? Do you no know it to be full of preservatives and other non-natural ingredients?"

I replied "I ingest it because I am a quitter. An addict. Ingesting Ma and Pa has become habit for me to replace the cancer causing filth I used to ingest. I no longer use that shit - now, it is only Ma and Pa for me."

The oracle replied "My brother! Our paths have crossed at exactly the right time. I have a recipe for a truly magical, all natural, organic, vegan substitute for that vile chemical laced Ma and Pa that will truly satisfy even the strongest cravings for that poison known as nicotine. They are known as SEA SALT POUCHES and contain the magic of nature. They are made as such:

Ingredients:
2 tbls Sea Salt
1 tsp worchester sauce
Tabasco sauce
1/2 oz fresh seaweed - uncut

Gently mix salt, worchester sauce  tabasco. Place in flattened seaweed. Wrap into secure pouch and insert in desired location. For travel sea salt pouches, use a touch of vanilla frosting to seal edges. Chocolate will suffice.

Try these for I guarantee the results will be favorable."

I was speechless. I - a mere lost traveler in this peaceful valley of bunny fuckers - had happened on a true Oracle of quit - albeit in Yoda-like form - who passed on priceless knowledge of the quit to me right then and there. I just had to know....

"Who are you?" I asked.

The oracle replied "Young traveler. Brother. I am but just a quitter myself. I go by the name SmokeyG. I share this knowledge to help guide you along the path of the true quitter. I provide only the information you truly seek and only share it when you are truly ready to receive it."

I replied, "I understand. I must ask, how did you get the name SmokeyG though? That seems somewhat punk-ass for a true Oracle."

From out of nowhere, really annoying RAP MUSIC began to play, the cats and dogs began to fight, the bunnies stopped fucking and the hippies all split. The Oracle replied, "Smokeyg is my gang name. I am a founding member of T.O.G. - Tyee's Original Gangsters. We used to raise hell in my suburban white-bread middle school. The G stands for Gangsta. Smokey came to fruition when I taught some of my friends the correct way to inhale a cigarette when we were 13. "Just take a drag and pretend like your mom just walked in on you beating off." Ahhhh.

Don't fuck with me or I'll shank your ass. Bitch. Go aks yo' motha'. Mothafucka'."

It woke up in a cold sweat, thankful to still be on the path of the quit.

I don't care who you are, that shit is funny!

[tarpon17]

Baby G

'Cheers' 'oh yeah' 'dance' 'chew2' 'clap' 'clap'


grats! beautiful little girl!!!

Beautiful, great job. My daughter was also born at 9am, best all-nighter ever.

Congratulations!



Hope she looks like her mama!!
Congrats!!