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Offline Dougie

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« Reply #577 on: July 17, 2013, 01:32:00 PM »
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Did you ever appologize to the guy who's balls you squeezed?
A very good question. Thanks for asking.

No, I most certainly did not apologize to the guy whose balls I sqeezed. He was furious and refused to shake hands with our team after the game. Everyone else shook my hand after the game with an air of suspicion. "What the hell is wrong with this guy?" I would have liked to have had the opportunity to apologize. Who knows, perhaps destiny will allow our paths to cross in the future.

Anyways, I hope that doesn't make me gay or anything. I didn't hold on any longer than absolutely necessary and my touch could not be classified as a caress. I kept my hand outside his shorts and broke off eye contact prior to that awkward moment we all know so well. If anything, it was a manly ball squeeze.

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« Reply #576 on: July 12, 2013, 04:56:00 PM »
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I finally found a picture of Keanu Reeves naked! Click here! (nsfw)
Wow, Smokey!!! Keanu's penis is so beautiful and veiny. Thank you for finding this!!! I'm sure that your friends in May 09 will love this gorgeous, homo erotic photo!!
Homos

May 09 is the foundation of the site . Suckers
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« Reply #575 on: July 12, 2013, 04:23:00 PM »
you no me reddy and smoky all otta be on page one a the intros for ever. man this smoky guy uses his key bored pertyer than a $20 hore.
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« Reply #574 on: June 07, 2013, 03:27:00 PM »
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As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
Is this what we have become? Really? I am appalled. Offended. Hurt. Distraught. Crazed. Enlightened. Branded. Randy. Oh yeah, and slightly Horny.


Thanks, assholes......



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Sometimes I think I'm mentally twisted for all the things I think and do not say. Then I read people like Smokey (and many others!) who just say exactly whatever twisted shit that's on their mind. I envy you guys that can do that. And the visuals that come with it are even more twisted. I'm sitting here wondering how you can lick a spider's clit. And that's not even what you said.
For the curious...
And now I have THAT on my browser history. Thaaaaaanks.
Just imagine the pop-up ads you have to look forward to...
Oh I can hear it now...hold on honey, I gotta have this spider bite me then give me 10 minutes......
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« Reply #573 on: June 07, 2013, 12:36:00 AM »
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As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
Is this what we have become? Really? I am appalled. Offended. Hurt. Distraught. Crazed. Enlightened. Branded. Randy. Oh yeah, and slightly Horny.


Thanks, assholes......



'bang head'
Sometimes I think I'm mentally twisted for all the things I think and do not say. Then I read people like Smokey (and many others!) who just say exactly whatever twisted shit that's on their mind. I envy you guys that can do that. And the visuals that come with it are even more twisted. I'm sitting here wondering how you can lick a spider's clit. And that's not even what you said.
For the curious...
And now I have THAT on my browser history. Thaaaaaanks.
Just imagine the pop-up ads you have to look forward to...
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« Reply #572 on: June 06, 2013, 11:39:00 PM »
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Quote from: Smokeyg
As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
Is this what we have become? Really? I am appalled. Offended. Hurt. Distraught. Crazed. Enlightened. Branded. Randy. Oh yeah, and slightly Horny.


Thanks, assholes......



'bang head'
Sometimes I think I'm mentally twisted for all the things I think and do not say. Then I read people like Smokey (and many others!) who just say exactly whatever twisted shit that's on their mind. I envy you guys that can do that. And the visuals that come with it are even more twisted. I'm sitting here wondering how you can lick a spider's clit. And that's not even what you said.
For the curious...
And now I have THAT on my browser history. Thaaaaaanks.
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« Reply #571 on: June 06, 2013, 11:32:00 PM »
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As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
Is this what we have become? Really? I am appalled. Offended. Hurt. Distraught. Crazed. Enlightened. Branded. Randy. Oh yeah, and slightly Horny.


Thanks, assholes......



'bang head'
Sometimes I think I'm mentally twisted for all the things I think and do not say. Then I read people like Smokey (and many others!) who just say exactly whatever twisted shit that's on their mind. I envy you guys that can do that. And the visuals that come with it are even more twisted. I'm sitting here wondering how you can lick a spider's clit. And that's not even what you said.
For the curious...
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« Reply #570 on: June 06, 2013, 09:17:00 PM »
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Quote from: Smokeyg
As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
Is this what we have become? Really? I am appalled. Offended. Hurt. Distraught. Crazed. Enlightened. Branded. Randy. Oh yeah, and slightly Horny.


Thanks, assholes......



'bang head'
Sometimes I think I'm mentally twisted for all the things I think and do not say. Then I read people like Smokey (and many others!) who just say exactly whatever twisted shit that's on their mind. I envy you guys that can do that. And the visuals that come with it are even more twisted. I'm sitting here wondering how you can lick a spider's clit. And that's not even what you said.
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« Reply #569 on: June 06, 2013, 08:23:00 PM »
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As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
Is this what we have become? Really? I am appalled. Offended. Hurt. Distraught. Crazed. Enlightened. Branded. Randy. Oh yeah, and slightly Horny.


Thanks, assholes......



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« Reply #568 on: June 06, 2013, 08:20:00 PM »
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As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
Crabs that got in your mustache

Hahaha
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« Reply #567 on: June 06, 2013, 08:18:00 PM »
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As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
that's just fucked up. Made me laugh. Thanks for the laugh smokeyg
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« Reply #566 on: June 06, 2013, 08:14:00 PM »
As the spark that ignited the passion, I request a full transcript of any Racetrack/Frawley IM lovemaking to be posted directly to my intro page. Refrain from edits.

On a lighter note, I cleaned a couple of spider eggs off my siding this weekend. They kind of resemble a clitoris. God, what if one hatched during cunnilingus? What would be worse, crabs or baby spiders?
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« Reply #565 on: June 06, 2013, 05:45:00 PM »
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What do I do if I can't watch myself pee?  I want to feel included too!
Hold a mirror! :D
p.s. hope my avatar doesnt offend you?
Damn! How'd you get my picture? Dude, have we met?

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But it's dark down there - hard to see the reflection when I've got a giant shadow created by this lovely arse! Besides, then I just get distracted from the view
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« Reply #564 on: June 06, 2013, 05:43:00 PM »
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What do I do if I can't watch myself pee?  I want to feel included too!
Hold a mirror! :D
p.s. hope my avatar doesnt offend you?
Damn! How'd you get my picture? Dude, have we met?

'crackup'
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« Reply #563 on: June 06, 2013, 05:42:00 PM »
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What do I do if I can't watch myself pee?  I want to feel included too!
Hold a mirror! :D
p.s. hope my avatar doesnt offend you?
Damn! How'd you get my picture? Dude, have we met?

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I needed that laugh today......
If this is your pic. We need to meet now!
look what you started smokey!
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