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Offline RoyJester

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Re: 295+
« Reply #82 on: April 23, 2009, 12:41:00 PM »
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The Tortoise of Awesomeness and Limpdick Hare compare/contrast links are priceless. REAL funny.

God, I hate jam bands.
what you hate jam bands? I thought you liked them. I freaking love jam bands.....speaking of, I just got my tickets in the mail for the Allman brothers band concert i'm going to in October. This will be my 4th time to see them
SmokeyG,

Your page is the "Blue Oyster Bar" of KTC. Shameful!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc
I'll have to disagree with Greg, I would put it more in line with the Electric Six version.

"I've got something to put in you, wow."
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Re: 295+
« Reply #81 on: April 22, 2009, 07:01:00 PM »
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The Tortoise of Awesomeness and Limpdick Hare compare/contrast links are priceless. REAL funny.

God, I hate jam bands.
what you hate jam bands? I thought you liked them. I freaking love jam bands.....speaking of, I just got my tickets in the mail for the Allman brothers band concert i'm going to in October. This will be my 4th time to see them
SmokeyG,

Your page is the "Blue Oyster Bar" of KTC. Shameful!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc
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« Reply #80 on: April 22, 2009, 05:32:00 PM »
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The Tortoise of Awesomeness and Limpdick Hare compare/contrast links are priceless. REAL funny.

God, I hate jam bands.
what you hate jam bands? I thought you liked them. I freaking love jam bands.....speaking of, I just got my tickets in the mail for the Allman brothers band concert i'm going to in October. This will be my 4th time to see them
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Re: 295+
« Reply #79 on: April 22, 2009, 05:22:00 PM »
The Tortoise of Awesomeness and Limpdick Hare compare/contrast links are priceless. REAL funny.

God, I hate jam bands.
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« Reply #78 on: April 22, 2009, 04:05:00 PM »
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SWJ,

I thoroughly enjoyed your thong story.  However, by commenting on it here in my awesome page, the awesomeness is now mine and you will gain no awesomeness by having my name associated with your page of awesome potential and mediocre content. 
Dang.

Foiled again.

I'll be back with more nut-dropping awesomeness though.

Oh yes...

Nut-dropping awesomeness...

(Note the sheer kick-assedness with which I repeated that shit.)
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« Reply #77 on: April 22, 2009, 03:47:00 PM »
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Also, it is now mission awesome to keep my page above SWJ's page whenever possible.  It shall be an awesome battle of awesomeness.
Score For 04/22/09:

Me: 1,000,000
You: 0
SWJ,

I thoroughly enjoyed your thong story. However, by commenting on it here in my awesome page, the awesomeness is now mine and you will gain no awesomeness by having my name associated with your page of awesome potential and mediocre content.

You: 1,000,000
Me: 1

Tortoise of Awesomeness and the Limpdick Hare.
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« Reply #76 on: April 22, 2009, 08:12:00 AM »
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Also, it is now mission awesome to keep my page above SWJ's page whenever possible.  It shall be an awesome battle of awesomeness.
Score For 04/22/09:

Me: 1,000,000
You: 0
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« Reply #75 on: April 21, 2009, 05:15:00 PM »
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Post 600!!!
HELL YEAH!
That guy needs to relax.

I would take your sixth green dot over a mammary gland.
what about an opposable big toe?
So, Roy Boy, I read your post over on SWJ's page (awesomeness potential but lacking actual awesomeness as of now) and felt bad, and a little gay, for not responding to your opposable big toe remark. Honestly, I thought it was such a great post that I didn't want to trump it immediately with a post of my own. An opposable big toe would not be gay in the slightest. Unless used for gay purposes, which I will just leave at that.

Also, it is now mission awesome to keep my page above SWJ's page whenever possible. It shall be an awesome battle of awesomeness.
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« Reply #74 on: April 21, 2009, 03:38:00 PM »
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I was having some major urges while driving home from REI this evening.  I don't use the term craving anymore, because craving implies I actually want something.  Urges are simply physical.  I push my tongue against my lip and grind my teeth.  I rub my thumb to my middle finger like I was holding a chew.  I don't even realize at the time that I'm doing these things.  As soon as I realize what I'm feeling and doing, I initiate my plan:

"I will not chew tobacco right now.  I am strong.  Damn, I'm about a month away from one year quit.  Nope.  I will not chew tobacco today."

Haven't verbalized that for a while.  Felt damn good and I haven't thought about that urge until right now (3 hours later). 

Oh yeah, ummm, Keanu is hot.
Dave, you rule almost as hard as I do.
And strangely, I'm looking forward to your 365 almost as much as I was looking forward to my 100.

Keep up the awesomeness.

Oh...and great idea having Your Own Page.
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« Reply #73 on: April 20, 2009, 01:00:00 AM »
I was having some major urges while driving home from REI this evening. I don't use the term craving anymore, because craving implies I actually want something. Urges are simply physical. I push my tongue against my lip and grind my teeth. I rub my thumb to my middle finger like I was holding a chew. I don't even realize at the time that I'm doing these things. As soon as I realize what I'm feeling and doing, I initiate my plan:

"I will not chew tobacco right now. I am strong. Damn, I'm about a month away from one year quit. Nope. I will not chew tobacco today."

Haven't verbalized that for a while. Felt damn good and I haven't thought about that urge until right now (3 hours later).

Oh yeah, ummm, Keanu is hot.
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« Reply #72 on: April 15, 2009, 12:57:00 PM »
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Post 600!!!
HELL YEAH!
That guy needs to relax.

I would take your sixth green dot over a mammary gland.
what about an opposable big toe?
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« Reply #71 on: April 15, 2009, 12:53:00 PM »
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Post 600!!!
HELL YEAH!
That guy needs to relax.

I would take your sixth green dot over a mammary gland.
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Re: 295+
« Reply #70 on: April 15, 2009, 11:42:00 AM »
Post 600!!!
HELL YEAH!
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« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2009, 11:02:00 AM »
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I couldn't sleep last night for some reason.
Perhaps you couldn't sleep last night because you are a fag...
...gy Mcfaggerson
too much dick noodling maybe?
Hey, fellas. Take it easy. I'm fragile.
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« Reply #68 on: April 14, 2009, 09:25:00 AM »
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I couldn't sleep last night for some reason.
Perhaps you couldn't sleep last night because you are a fag...
...gy Mcfaggerson
too much dick noodling maybe?
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