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[Smokeyg]

Smokey

Bringing some love into your house today. Love the Sounders handling of Toronto saturday. Love the fact that talented new forwards don't need to ask for pussy-just take it. Fuck the free sex from groupies-it feels better at gun-point! Love the school systems too! I love you! I love rain! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

Fredy Montero can put his penis where he pleases. He's earned that right.

[niwot]

Smokey

Bringing some love into your house today. Love the Sounders handling of Toronto saturday. Love the fact that talented new forwards don't need to ask for pussy-just take it. Fuck the free sex from groupies-it feels better at gun-point! Love the school systems too! I love you! I love rain! LOVE LOVE LOVE!

[Smokeyg]

Dear Tubesock Rapist,

First of all, I'd like to thank you for mailing me those photographs. I never knew a woman that old could look so much like Delta Burke. Notwithstanding, my landlord has asked that you please stop crouching in the darkness next to our mailbox.

Sincerely yours,
Dean

Cunt,

You're welcome for the photographs. That wasn't a woman.

[DeanTheCoot]

Dear Tubesock Rapist,

First of all, I'd like to thank you for mailing me those photographs. I never knew a woman that old could look so much like Delta Burke. Notwithstanding, my landlord has asked that you please stop crouching in the darkness next to our mailbox.

Sincerely yours,
Dean

[Smokeyg]

Sorry fellow quitters, but I've just got to get this off my chest....

I didn't set up this intro page for you to come here and call me names like "faggy mcfaggerson" "dicknoodler" "liono" and "tubesock rapist" (BTW - fuck you Greg. That was below the belt). This intro page is not a playground for your filthy minds. It's not a place to puff your cyberchest and take cheap shots at Smokeyg. Even strong men cry Mr. Jester...even strong men cry.

I realized this morning that this intro page should be a nest of love and acceptance. A place to shout your admiration and respect for fellow quitters who have paved the way for your own greatness. This intro page is now a page of love.

Fuck you Greg
Fuck you RoyJester
Fuck you Copefiend
Ricko, you're cool
Fuck you Wildcat
Fuck you Scooterscum
Fuck your ex girlfriend's mother Tfurrh
Chewless Jim, you're cool
Fuck you Scuba Steve
Fuck you Dean you Cunt
Niwot, you're cool, but fuck you anyways
And a huge FUCK YOU to Cordova Dave just because

[greg40]

Update: April 4th - Jesus Loves Me!

Jesus may love you, but I think you and Wildcat are fags.

[wildcat99]

Spring break starts in 40 minutes.

It rained over an inch in Seattle yesterday. It will not rain during Spring break because Jesus loves me. This I know.

If it does rain, I'm going to blame it on May '09 and their raindancing antics. Goshdarn raindancing quitters.

Update: April 4th - Jesus Loves Me!

Have a good spring break homie!! :ph43r:

[Smokeyg]

Spring break starts in 40 minutes.

It rained over an inch in Seattle yesterday. It will not rain during Spring break because Jesus loves me. This I know.

If it does rain, I'm going to blame it on May '09 and their raindancing antics. Goshdarn raindancing quitters.

Update: April 4th - Jesus Loves Me!

[Ricko]

I had my observation with my principal today and the 20 year old man-boy in my class said, "Ms. Principal, Mr. Green touches me inappropriately sometimes."  And another girl said, "You too!?"

It was hot.

that is despicable, can't you teach those turds to keep their fucking mouths shut?!? Did they mention they enjoyed it?

They don't have to tell me. I can feel it.

I got busted listening to limp bizkit pulling into the parking lot today. It keeps me from ripping off stupid people's faces mother fuckers.

[CopeFiend]

Hey smoke-stack... just came by to visit bro!!  good shit you got in hrrrr.  I speant the entire time laughing my balls off!!  Hilarious stuff.

Now eat shit you pillow biter and have ur-self a super dooper homo day!!

WORD
Wildcat :ph43r:

Wildcat, you ninja-gaiden wanna-be motherfucker. I will give you a sho-ryu-ken if you ever show your patent-leather face around here again.

'Finger' :ph43r:

Smokey,

:ph43r: 'ninja2' 'nutkick'

Have a nice day,

:ph43r:

Nice New Green Dot Wildcat!!! 500! 'Finger' :ph43r:

Dude, you noticed my new green dot!! I call it "cyber-bling" for all intents and purposes.

Man, I can't believe you and I got off on the wrong foot (actually, in retrospect I probably owe you an apology). Ur a good fucker man!! I kind of like ur punk ass (although not in the kind of way you would like me to like you, queer).

:ph43r:

Apologies are for pussies. Apologies are for ninja-gaiden wanna be motherfuckers.

'Finger' :ph43r: Apology accepted....

Good quittin'.

Hey shit brick... if you read my post closely I said "i probably owe you an apology". I didn't actually apologize. Just wanted to clarify you know since you said apologies are for pussies and so forth 'arse' .

:ph43r: 'Finger'

Posting stuff in Smokey's den is like tormenting a cornered animal. It's going to lash out at you. You aren't going to like it. It's perfectly natural. So I'll just say this in advance: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

'crackup'

[Smokeyg]

I had my observation with my principal today and the 20 year old man-boy in my class said, "Ms. Principal, Mr. Green touches me inappropriately sometimes."  And another girl said, "You too!?"

It was hot.

that is despicable, can't you teach those turds to keep their fucking mouths shut?!? Did they mention they enjoyed it?

They don't have to tell me. I can feel it.

[RoyJester]

I had my observation with my principal today and the 20 year old man-boy in my class said, "Ms. Principal, Mr. Green touches me inappropriately sometimes." And another girl said, "You too!?"

It was hot.

that is despicable, can't you teach those turds to keep their fucking mouths shut?!? Did they mention they enjoyed it?

[Smokeyg]

I had my observation with my principal today and the 20 year old man-boy in my class said, "Ms. Principal, Mr. Green touches me inappropriately sometimes." And another girl said, "You too!?"

It was hot.

[wildcat99]

Hey smoke-stack... just came by to visit bro!!  good shit you got in hrrrr.  I speant the entire time laughing my balls off!!  Hilarious stuff.

Now eat shit you pillow biter and have ur-self a super dooper homo day!!

WORD
Wildcat :ph43r:

Wildcat, you ninja-gaiden wanna-be motherfucker. I will give you a sho-ryu-ken if you ever show your patent-leather face around here again.

'Finger' :ph43r:

Smokey,

:ph43r: 'ninja2' 'nutkick'

Have a nice day,

:ph43r:

Nice New Green Dot Wildcat!!! 500! 'Finger' :ph43r:

Dude, you noticed my new green dot!! I call it "cyber-bling" for all intents and purposes.

Man, I can't believe you and I got off on the wrong foot (actually, in retrospect I probably owe you an apology). Ur a good fucker man!! I kind of like ur punk ass (although not in the kind of way you would like me to like you, queer).

:ph43r:

Apologies are for pussies. Apologies are for ninja-gaiden wanna be motherfuckers.

'Finger' :ph43r: Apology accepted....

Good quittin'.

Hey shit brick... if you read my post closely I said "i probably owe you an apology". I didn't actually apologize. Just wanted to clarify you know since you said apologies are for pussies and so forth 'arse' .

:ph43r: 'Finger'

[Smokeyg]

Hey smoke-stack... just came by to visit bro!!  good shit you got in hrrrr.  I speant the entire time laughing my balls off!!  Hilarious stuff.

Now eat shit you pillow biter and have ur-self a super dooper homo day!!

WORD
Wildcat :ph43r:

Wildcat, you ninja-gaiden wanna-be motherfucker. I will give you a sho-ryu-ken if you ever show your patent-leather face around here again.

'Finger' :ph43r:

Smokey,

:ph43r: 'ninja2' 'nutkick'

Have a nice day,

:ph43r:

Nice New Green Dot Wildcat!!! 500! 'Finger' :ph43r:

Dude, you noticed my new green dot!! I call it "cyber-bling" for all intents and purposes.

Man, I can't believe you and I got off on the wrong foot (actually, in retrospect I probably owe you an apology). Ur a good fucker man!! I kind of like ur punk ass (although not in the kind of way you would like me to like you, queer).

:ph43r:

Apologies are for pussies. Apologies are for ninja-gaiden wanna be motherfuckers.

'Finger' :ph43r: Apology accepted....

Good quittin'.