THE BITCH IS HAUNTING......
322 days in......
Faced and conquered every trigger to date.....
Found Cuban cigars in the 40's
Invited to smoke Hooka in the 60's
Found and threw out the cans in my golf bag in the 80's....
Thought every reminder of the Bitch was at least gone and only had a few annual triggers to face before 365....
but low.....THERE SHE IS BOYS.......
in the back of my top desk drawer.....2 empty cans.....2 full cans, unopened.....COME ON??? REALLY????
I shout to my wife and boys...."COME IN HERE.....FUCK"
My wife kisses me....and says "I love the fact that you don't have to brush anymore"
My 13 year old boy says "Dad I am so happy you don't spit anymore"
My 10 year old boy says "Dad, you shouldn't say fuck" LOL
So - i figured we'd make it a family thing to show my boys how its done....
we threw out the 2 empty cans.....
then took my keys and cut the seal on the closed cans.....I thumped the cans....have not done that in 322 days....
Then all 4 of use ceremoniously DUMPED THAT SHIT DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET....
NOW I AM THE VOICE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you guys.....
there she is....always haunting.....man oh man.....