Hello! I'm Quittin' Last Tuesday

[Scowick65]

Day - 1,364

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Celebrating the Freedom!

After 3 years 8 months and 26 days of quit I'm finally making some significant progress
at trimming off the 30 lbs. I gained after flushing the nicBitch!
I'm down 20 lbs. using the simple process of adjusting my calorie intake to lose about a pound a week.

So be encouraged: The first and primary task is to quit! It takes a while but your life will get back to "normal."

'arse' And, as you can see, we're all quite normal around here! :'(

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Yeah, sure we are...... 'no'

'Crazy'

save a pound or two for PA!

[Keddy]

Day - 1,382

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Celebrating the Freedom!

There's a lot to get involved in here and a lot to distract us.

Here's a simple rule to be the most effective: New quitters get priority.
You only have so much time to spare for KTC; Make sure these folks get most of it!

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[Keddy]

Day - 1,367

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Celebrating the Freedom!

Determination becomes obsession and then it becomes all that matters.
Go for it!

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[RAZD611]

Day - 1,364

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Celebrating the Freedom!

After 3 years 8 months and 26 days of quit I'm finally making some significant progress
at trimming off the 30 lbs. I gained after flushing the nicBitch!
I'm down 20 lbs. using the simple process of adjusting my calorie intake to lose about a pound a week.

So be encouraged: The first and primary task is to quit! It takes a while but your life will get back to "normal."

'arse' And, as you can see, we're all quite normal around here! :'(

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Yeah, sure we are...... 'no'

'Crazy'

[Keddy]

Day - 1,364

[color=3377aa]

Celebrating the Freedom!

After 3 years 8 months and 26 days of quit I'm finally making some significant progress
at trimming off the 30 lbs. I gained after flushing the nicBitch!
I'm down 20 lbs. using the simple process of adjusting my calorie intake to lose about a pound a week.

So be encouraged: The first and primary task is to quit! It takes a while but your life will get back to "normal."

'arse' And, as you can see, we're all quite normal around here! :'(

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[Keddy]

Day - 1,359

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Celebrating the Freedom!

Word for the Day: Let go of the history; Drop the drama; Focus on kicking the nicBitch to the next county!

Be neither the distraction or the distracted.

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[Doc2quit4good]

Day - 1,357

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Celebrating the Freedom!

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Repeating something I posted earlier. Seems like some folks around here need to redo the KTC math!

Let's do a little "quit math."

qS a 1/dKTC

Where
qS = Quit Strenth
dKTC = Distance from KTC
a = Mathematical Symbol for Proportionality

Therefore, Quit Strength is inversely proportional to one's distance from KTC.

In plain English: The farther away you are (e.g., like not posting roll everyday), the weaker you will be (i.e., the more vulnerable to the nicBitch's temptations).

Think about it!
It doesn't take an Einstein to understand this lesson!!

Even I understand that and my math skills are equivalent to NOLAQ's printing acumen.

'roflmao' "NOLAQ's Printing Acumen" 'roflmao'


That's some funny stuff right there!

4 out of 3 people struggle with Math!

Good one! :'(

Oh yeah!!!

[Keddy]

Day - 1,357

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Celebrating the Freedom!

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Repeating something I posted earlier. Seems like some folks around here need to redo the KTC math!

Let's do a little "quit math."

qS a 1/dKTC

Where
qS = Quit Strenth
dKTC = Distance from KTC
a = Mathematical Symbol for Proportionality

Therefore, Quit Strength is inversely proportional to one's distance from KTC.

In plain English: The farther away you are (e.g., like not posting roll everyday), the weaker you will be (i.e., the more vulnerable to the nicBitch's temptations).

Think about it!
It doesn't take an Einstein to understand this lesson!!

Even I understand that and my math skills are equivalent to NOLAQ's printing acumen.

'roflmao' "NOLAQ's Printing Acumen" 'roflmao'


That's some funny stuff right there!

4 out of 3 people struggle with Math!

Good one! :'(

[Kdip]

Day - 1,340

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On a Different Note: The KTC Other Side
True Story!

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Intro: During the first several weeks of my quit I developed gas that could have kept the Hindenburg afloat for a week and was probably just as volatile. These "events" weren't subtle; a "good one" would go on for minutes (it seemed) and they were of the nature of rotting onions. One day, while shopping in the local CVS drug store, I left a fifteen second profusion of this wonderful stuff but I stealthily stepped to the other side of the isle and pretended to be looking at the birthday cards. But, boy, was it rank. A few moments later a young couple came walking up the mined isle. The woman was obviously the Alpha Partner in the relationship. Think of the next few sentences as happening in rapid succession while I'm standing unseen in the next isle laughing my ass off (pun intended):

Gal: Ugh! Do you smell that? Someone just shit! Did you just shit?
Guy: Huh?
Gal: That's awful! It's nauseating!
Guy: Huh?
Gal: You're disgusting! I can't believe that you would do that in public!
Guy: What?
Gal: You know! It smells like something died inside you and just came out!
Guy: It wasn't me!
Gal: Let's get outta here before someone else smells this. I can't take you anywhere!


(As they left, I picked up a birthday card and when they rounded the corner I burst into tears laughing. I laughed the entire rest of the day and am chuckling still as I type this. The benefits of quit are endless.)

Words of Wisdom: When quitting if you cut a terrible fart in the local drug store quickly step to the next isle and wait; your reward will follow you!

Best story ever, thank you for posting this! The ultimate cropdust!

It's stuff like this that makes this site great and helps ease the quit. Thanks for posting!! Can't stop laughing!!

lolololol! I remember doing the same thing when I first quit. Cope kept me "regular" and without it all I could do was fart and had a hard time clearing my system for the fist couple of weeks.

[CDub27]

Day - 1,340

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On a Different Note: The KTC Other Side
True Story!

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Intro: During the first several weeks of my quit I developed gas that could have kept the Hindenburg afloat for a week and was probably just as volatile. These "events" weren't subtle; a "good one" would go on for minutes (it seemed) and they were of the nature of rotting onions. One day, while shopping in the local CVS drug store, I left a fifteen second profusion of this wonderful stuff but I stealthily stepped to the other side of the isle and pretended to be looking at the birthday cards. But, boy, was it rank. A few moments later a young couple came walking up the mined isle. The woman was obviously the Alpha Partner in the relationship. Think of the next few sentences as happening in rapid succession while I'm standing unseen in the next isle laughing my ass off (pun intended):

Gal: Ugh! Do you smell that? Someone just shit! Did you just shit?
Guy: Huh?
Gal: That's awful! It's nauseating!
Guy: Huh?
Gal: You're disgusting! I can't believe that you would do that in public!
Guy: What?
Gal: You know! It smells like something died inside you and just came out!
Guy: It wasn't me!
Gal: Let's get outta here before someone else smells this. I can't take you anywhere!


(As they left, I picked up a birthday card and when they rounded the corner I burst into tears laughing. I laughed the entire rest of the day and am chuckling still as I type this. The benefits of quit are endless.)

Words of Wisdom: When quitting if you cut a terrible fart in the local drug store quickly step to the next isle and wait; your reward will follow you!

Best story ever, thank you for posting this! The ultimate cropdust!

It's stuff like this that makes this site great and helps ease the quit. Thanks for posting!! Can't stop laughing!!

[rdad]

Day - 1,357

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Celebrating the Freedom!

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Repeating something I posted earlier. Seems like some folks around here need to redo the KTC math!

Let's do a little "quit math."

qS a 1/dKTC

Where
qS = Quit Strenth
dKTC = Distance from KTC
a = Mathematical Symbol for Proportionality

Therefore, Quit Strength is inversely proportional to one's distance from KTC.

In plain English: The farther away you are (e.g., like not posting roll everyday), the weaker you will be (i.e., the more vulnerable to the nicBitch's temptations).

Think about it!
It doesn't take an Einstein to understand this lesson!!

Even I understand that and my math skills are equivalent to NOLAQ's printing acumen.

'roflmao' "NOLAQ's Printing Acumen" 'roflmao'


That's some funny stuff right there!

4 out of 3 people struggle with Math!

[Keddy]

Day - 1,357

[color=3377aa]

Celebrating the Freedom!

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Repeating something I posted earlier. Seems like some folks around here need to redo the KTC math!

Let's do a little "quit math."

qS a 1/dKTC

Where
qS = Quit Strenth
dKTC = Distance from KTC
a = Mathematical Symbol for Proportionality

Therefore, Quit Strength is inversely proportional to one's distance from KTC.

In plain English: The farther away you are (e.g., like not posting roll everyday), the weaker you will be (i.e., the more vulnerable to the nicBitch's temptations).

Think about it!
It doesn't take an Einstein to understand this lesson!!

Even I understand that and my math skills are equivalent to NOLAQ's printing acumen.

'roflmao' "NOLAQ's Printing Acumen" 'roflmao'


That's some funny stuff right there!

[G]

Day - 1,357

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Celebrating the Freedom!

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Repeating something I posted earlier. Seems like some folks around here need to redo the KTC math!

Let's do a little "quit math."

qS a 1/dKTC

Where
qS = Quit Strenth
dKTC = Distance from KTC
a = Mathematical Symbol for Proportionality

Therefore, Quit Strength is inversely proportional to one's distance from KTC.

In plain English: The farther away you are (e.g., like not posting roll everyday), the weaker you will be (i.e., the more vulnerable to the nicBitch's temptations).

Think about it!
It doesn't take an Einstein to understand this lesson!!

Even I understand that and my math skills are equivalent to NOLAQ's printing acumen.

[Keddy]

Day - 1,357

[color=3377aa]

Celebrating the Freedom!

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Repeating something I posted earlier. Seems like some folks around here need to redo the KTC math!

Let's do a little "quit math."

qS a 1/dKTC

Where
qS = Quit Strenth
dKTC = Distance from KTC
a = Mathematical Symbol for Proportionality

Therefore, Quit Strength is inversely proportional to one's distance from KTC.

In plain English: The farther away you are (e.g., like not posting roll everyday), the weaker you will be (i.e., the more vulnerable to the nicBitch's temptations).

Think about it!
It doesn't take an Einstein to understand this lesson!!

[Thumblewort]

Day - 1,340

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On a Different Note: The KTC Other Side
True Story!

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Intro: During the first several weeks of my quit I developed gas that could have kept the Hindenburg afloat for a week and was probably just as volatile. These "events" weren't subtle; a "good one" would go on for minutes (it seemed) and they were of the nature of rotting onions. One day, while shopping in the local CVS drug store, I left a fifteen second profusion of this wonderful stuff but I stealthily stepped to the other side of the isle and pretended to be looking at the birthday cards. But, boy, was it rank. A few moments later a young couple came walking up the mined isle. The woman was obviously the Alpha Partner in the relationship. Think of the next few sentences as happening in rapid succession while I'm standing unseen in the next isle laughing my ass off (pun intended):

Gal: Ugh! Do you smell that? Someone just shit! Did you just shit?
Guy: Huh?
Gal: That's awful! It's nauseating!
Guy: Huh?
Gal: You're disgusting! I can't believe that you would do that in public!
Guy: What?
Gal: You know! It smells like something died inside you and just came out!
Guy: It wasn't me!
Gal: Let's get outta here before someone else smells this. I can't take you anywhere!


(As they left, I picked up a birthday card and when they rounded the corner I burst into tears laughing. I laughed the entire rest of the day and am chuckling still as I type this. The benefits of quit are endless.)

Words of Wisdom: When quitting if you cut a terrible fart in the local drug store quickly step to the next isle and wait; your reward will follow you!

Best story ever, thank you for posting this! The ultimate cropdust!