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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2012, 08:49:00 AM »
Corn I like you bro. Keep up the fight.
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2012, 10:57:00 AM »
This thread gives me an erection
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2012, 12:11:00 AM »
Preach on brother. Drive a fucking steam roller over that worthless bitch. Attitude in this BS will get you a long ass way...that and realizing that you're an addict that won't ever be cured. You can dominate the bitch, poke fun at her, laugh at her, etc. - and we all can live a great nicotine free life. But there will always be that addict window. You know what I'm talking about. I'm just happy as shit that I have a place like KTC where I can slam the bitch's fingers in the window sill whenever she tries to sneak in.

Cornholio thanks for texting me this morning. You're a quit monster. Keep beating down those triggers one by one.
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2012, 11:29:00 PM »
TGAFISH sent this email to me when he saw my day 2 post...45days ago.
I held onto that. Found it useful.
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Cornholio - Made day 2 without punching somebody. Nothing like waking up in middle of the night sweating!

TGAFISH-My friend I was in the EXACT same place 180 days ago with the EXACT same symptoms and the EXACT same realization.  You are ahead of the game by a long shot!!  You are embracing the suck and that is the best way to get through it.  You will succeed. I know it because I did.
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PMAC also said something to me about wanting to feel all the pain involved with quitting so he'll never want to go through this again.

I learned that I was spending too much time wishing for the suck to go away, or being mad that I had to feel that, or bitchy, or feeling sorry for myself.
When the "suck" became easy for me was when I welcomed it. Dared it. Like I was Robert Conrad with batteries on my shoulders...Go ahead...knock em off..I dare you.

And if that doesn't help...maybe this will:
This sucks .
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #57 on: January 04, 2012, 10:26:00 PM »
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This shit is hilarious.. disturbing but hilarious anyway....

Sick bithces... 'crackup'
To live in infamy in the classic quitter comedy
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #56 on: January 04, 2012, 10:20:00 PM »
This shit is hilarious.. disturbing but hilarious anyway....

Sick bithces... 'crackup'
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #55 on: January 04, 2012, 10:17:00 PM »
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Wow, sorry corn. Sorry this had to happen on your real estate.  B)
That's ok...once you enter there's no leaving. You're ALL MY BITCHES NOW!
There goes your Feb scrapbook. Sigh.
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #54 on: January 04, 2012, 10:17:00 PM »
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Wow, sorry corn. Sorry this had to happen on your real estate.  B)
That's ok...once you enter there's no leaving. You're ALL MY BITCHES NOW!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME!?
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2012, 10:15:00 PM »
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Wow, sorry corn. Sorry this had to happen on your real estate. B)
That's ok...once you enter there's no leaving. You're ALL MY BITCHES NOW!
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2012, 10:14:00 PM »
Wow, sorry corn. Sorry this had to happen on your real estate. B)
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2012, 10:08:00 PM »
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Corn you rock dude.

Your intro page is somewhat of a february scrapbook lol. All of our most precious memories........
You wanna know how I know you're ghey?
Bruce, I could smash the hottest peice of (female)ass at Colorado State University, film it, send it first class to your doorstep, and you would still call me gay. I don't appreciate that shit. You must have read that ghey thread I posted in the intro section and now you wanna pull my strings. fine thats cool man.
Haha, no, I just did though. You never really said, hey i really don't like being called gay or ghey, you just asked what's up with it. If you have a serious problem with it, I'll stop. I was just giving you a hard time. But! If you wanna send me film of the hottest girl at col st, I would not be opposed
Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with already?

This sexual tension is driving me insane!
I tried to, even suggested just the tip...but he keeps rejecting me
Fags - The whole lot of ya.
Bruce, give me your address.

Im not gonna say that human feces will show up, but im also not going to not say that human feces will show up
This truly is a magical place
A magical poop sending place.

My sister once had to mail a card with a sample of feces on it for some tests. We spent the next 6 months making poopsmere jokes.
Bwahahaha - the possibilities
Waste, I cant get over that word you said in april 2012 last night....scrogging(in reference to manatees). lmao. what is that pirate slang?
Just looked up scrogging on urban dictionary....look what came out

"scrogging   35 up, 34 down

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.
Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy."

LMFAO
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'
:blink:

I am never too shocked....
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2012, 10:01:00 PM »
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Corn you rock dude.

Your intro page is somewhat of a february scrapbook lol. All of our most precious memories........
You wanna know how I know you're ghey?
Bruce, I could smash the hottest peice of (female)ass at Colorado State University, film it, send it first class to your doorstep, and you would still call me gay. I don't appreciate that shit. You must have read that ghey thread I posted in the intro section and now you wanna pull my strings. fine thats cool man.
Haha, no, I just did though. You never really said, hey i really don't like being called gay or ghey, you just asked what's up with it. If you have a serious problem with it, I'll stop. I was just giving you a hard time. But! If you wanna send me film of the hottest girl at col st, I would not be opposed
Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with already?

This sexual tension is driving me insane!
I tried to, even suggested just the tip...but he keeps rejecting me
Fags - The whole lot of ya.
Bruce, give me your address.

Im not gonna say that human feces will show up, but im also not going to not say that human feces will show up
This truly is a magical place
A magical poop sending place.

My sister once had to mail a card with a sample of feces on it for some tests. We spent the next 6 months making poopsmere jokes.
Bwahahaha - the possibilities
Waste, I cant get over that word you said in april 2012 last night....scrogging(in reference to manatees). lmao. what is that pirate slang?
Just looked up scrogging on urban dictionary....look what came out

"scrogging   35 up, 34 down

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.
Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy."

LMFAO
'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'
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In the end I Surrender, I and I alone accept that I have and always will have a Nicotene ADDICTION. It is my choice to quit, but I can't do it alone. I get to go down this path one time, I want to do it right. I recognize that my word, my integrety to you is on the line and is only as good as my actions. Caving is not an option in this plan-Eafman 7/11

I am not cured. I will quit one day at a time. I will continue to do what works. Posting roll everyday. To do otherwise would be foolish on my part. You can do this-Ready 12/11

To overcome your addiction you must comprehend what it means to fail-Razd 3/12

Theres a lot of people that come here, especially vets, that WANT to be reminded that they are addicts.-Tarpon 6/12

Just as a building starts with architectural drawings. Your daily quit begins with a promise.-Scowick 2/13

Here and now, focused on today, minute by minute, whatever it takes, I promise to all my bros and myself not to become a negative stat and stay quit!-krok 1/15

I want everyone to be quit. Even the assholes.-Probe1957 1/18

Ignoring history or erasing history fixes nothing and leads you inevitably down the same path.-69franx 04/30/2021

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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2012, 09:59:00 PM »
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Corn you rock dude.

Your intro page is somewhat of a february scrapbook lol. All of our most precious memories........
You wanna know how I know you're ghey?
Bruce, I could smash the hottest peice of (female)ass at Colorado State University, film it, send it first class to your doorstep, and you would still call me gay. I don't appreciate that shit. You must have read that ghey thread I posted in the intro section and now you wanna pull my strings. fine thats cool man.
Haha, no, I just did though. You never really said, hey i really don't like being called gay or ghey, you just asked what's up with it. If you have a serious problem with it, I'll stop. I was just giving you a hard time. But! If you wanna send me film of the hottest girl at col st, I would not be opposed
Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with already?

This sexual tension is driving me insane!
I tried to, even suggested just the tip...but he keeps rejecting me
Fags - The whole lot of ya.
Bruce, give me your address.

Im not gonna say that human feces will show up, but im also not going to not say that human feces will show up
This truly is a magical place
A magical poop sending place.

My sister once had to mail a card with a sample of feces on it for some tests. We spent the next 6 months making poopsmere jokes.
Bwahahaha - the possibilities
Waste, I cant get over that word you said in april 2012 last night....scrogging(in reference to manatees). lmao. what is that pirate slang?
My friend said it one time, and my wife nearly fell over laughing.

We no longer fuck or make love...we scrog.

Her call.
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In the end I Surrender, I and I alone accept that I have and always will have a Nicotene ADDICTION. It is my choice to quit, but I can't do it alone. I get to go down this path one time, I want to do it right. I recognize that my word, my integrety to you is on the line and is only as good as my actions. Caving is not an option in this plan-Eafman 7/11

I am not cured. I will quit one day at a time. I will continue to do what works. Posting roll everyday. To do otherwise would be foolish on my part. You can do this-Ready 12/11

To overcome your addiction you must comprehend what it means to fail-Razd 3/12

Theres a lot of people that come here, especially vets, that WANT to be reminded that they are addicts.-Tarpon 6/12

Just as a building starts with architectural drawings. Your daily quit begins with a promise.-Scowick 2/13

Here and now, focused on today, minute by minute, whatever it takes, I promise to all my bros and myself not to become a negative stat and stay quit!-krok 1/15

I want everyone to be quit. Even the assholes.-Probe1957 1/18

Ignoring history or erasing history fixes nothing and leads you inevitably down the same path.-69franx 04/30/2021

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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2012, 09:57:00 PM »
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Corn you rock dude.

Your intro page is somewhat of a february scrapbook lol. All of our most precious memories........
You wanna know how I know you're ghey?
Bruce, I could smash the hottest peice of (female)ass at Colorado State University, film it, send it first class to your doorstep, and you would still call me gay. I don't appreciate that shit. You must have read that ghey thread I posted in the intro section and now you wanna pull my strings. fine thats cool man.
Haha, no, I just did though. You never really said, hey i really don't like being called gay or ghey, you just asked what's up with it. If you have a serious problem with it, I'll stop. I was just giving you a hard time. But! If you wanna send me film of the hottest girl at col st, I would not be opposed
Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with already?

This sexual tension is driving me insane!
I tried to, even suggested just the tip...but he keeps rejecting me
Fags - The whole lot of ya.
Bruce, give me your address.

Im not gonna say that human feces will show up, but im also not going to not say that human feces will show up
This truly is a magical place
A magical poop sending place.

My sister once had to mail a card with a sample of feces on it for some tests. We spent the next 6 months making poopsmere jokes.
Bwahahaha - the possibilities
Waste, I cant get over that word you said in april 2012 last night....scrogging(in reference to manatees). lmao. what is that pirate slang?
Just looked up scrogging on urban dictionary....look what came out

"scrogging   35 up, 34 down

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.
Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy."

LMFAO
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Re: Cornholio
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2012, 09:54:00 PM »
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Corn you rock dude.

Your intro page is somewhat of a february scrapbook lol. All of our most precious memories........
You wanna know how I know you're ghey?
Bruce, I could smash the hottest peice of (female)ass at Colorado State University, film it, send it first class to your doorstep, and you would still call me gay. I don't appreciate that shit. You must have read that ghey thread I posted in the intro section and now you wanna pull my strings. fine thats cool man.
Haha, no, I just did though. You never really said, hey i really don't like being called gay or ghey, you just asked what's up with it. If you have a serious problem with it, I'll stop. I was just giving you a hard time. But! If you wanna send me film of the hottest girl at col st, I would not be opposed
Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with already?

This sexual tension is driving me insane!
I tried to, even suggested just the tip...but he keeps rejecting me
Fags - The whole lot of ya.
Bruce, give me your address.

Im not gonna say that human feces will show up, but im also not going to not say that human feces will show up
This truly is a magical place
A magical poop sending place.

My sister once had to mail a card with a sample of feces on it for some tests. We spent the next 6 months making poopsmere jokes.
Bwahahaha - the possibilities
Waste, I cant get over that word you said in april 2012 last night....scrogging(in reference to manatees). lmao. what is that pirate slang?
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