Diesel's Intro Page

[Sand_Fleas_Gotta_Eat]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

Great job my friend. Every few months someone comes along and sets a good example of what quitting really should be like (different for everyone). For me you were an inspiring quitter in my first year. Probably the reason I related was our shared experience with anxiety and depression in quitting. How we view ourselves truly makes the difference. When we were weak slaves our self esteem sucked leading to that downward spiral.
Any newbies out there that have been experiencing anxiety and aren't aquainted with this fine quitter I suggest you read this intro from the beginning to see what is possible.

What WT Said...

You were one of the first to reply to me when I landed here. You led the way and sent Pms encouraging and setting me straight. And I know I was one of many.

Next stop = 1000. Congratulations of living freedom Craig. Thank you.

Congrats on 900, it is hard to follow the sage words dispelled above but you were instrumental in my quit as well; so from the bottom of my heart I thank you.

Congrats Diesel! You are a bad man. Appreciate you. Enjoy the 9th floor!

I can tell you this, you have helped my quit. Thanks for the time you spend here, even if it's just checking in. Skoal Monster used a few of your posts in Jan this week as inspiration for new quitters. How bout that!

Congrats Diesel on the 9th floor. No need to be profound. You've dropped a lot of quit knowledge all over these boards. Always nice to see others using the nuggets you've dropped along the way. Carry on!

[Done4Me]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

Great job my friend. Every few months someone comes along and sets a good example of what quitting really should be like (different for everyone). For me you were an inspiring quitter in my first year. Probably the reason I related was our shared experience with anxiety and depression in quitting. How we view ourselves truly makes the difference. When we were weak slaves our self esteem sucked leading to that downward spiral.
Any newbies out there that have been experiencing anxiety and aren't aquainted with this fine quitter I suggest you read this intro from the beginning to see what is possible.

What WT Said...

You were one of the first to reply to me when I landed here. You led the way and sent Pms encouraging and setting me straight. And I know I was one of many.

Next stop = 1000. Congratulations of living freedom Craig. Thank you.

Congrats on 900, it is hard to follow the sage words dispelled above but you were instrumental in my quit as well; so from the bottom of my heart I thank you.

Congrats Diesel! You are a bad man. Appreciate you. Enjoy the 9th floor!

I can tell you this, you have helped my quit. Thanks for the time you spend here, even if it's just checking in. Skoal Monster used a few of your posts in Jan this week as inspiration for new quitters. How bout that!

[Derk40]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

Great job my friend. Every few months someone comes along and sets a good example of what quitting really should be like (different for everyone). For me you were an inspiring quitter in my first year. Probably the reason I related was our shared experience with anxiety and depression in quitting. How we view ourselves truly makes the difference. When we were weak slaves our self esteem sucked leading to that downward spiral.
Any newbies out there that have been experiencing anxiety and aren't aquainted with this fine quitter I suggest you read this intro from the beginning to see what is possible.

What WT Said...

You were one of the first to reply to me when I landed here. You led the way and sent Pms encouraging and setting me straight. And I know I was one of many.

Next stop = 1000. Congratulations of living freedom Craig. Thank you.

Congrats on 900, it is hard to follow the sage words dispelled above but you were instrumental in my quit as well; so from the bottom of my heart I thank you.

Congrats Diesel! You are a bad man. Appreciate you. Enjoy the 9th floor!

[Pinched]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

Great job my friend. Every few months someone comes along and sets a good example of what quitting really should be like (different for everyone). For me you were an inspiring quitter in my first year. Probably the reason I related was our shared experience with anxiety and depression in quitting. How we view ourselves truly makes the difference. When we were weak slaves our self esteem sucked leading to that downward spiral.
Any newbies out there that have been experiencing anxiety and aren't aquainted with this fine quitter I suggest you read this intro from the beginning to see what is possible.

What WT Said...

You were one of the first to reply to me when I landed here. You led the way and sent Pms encouraging and setting me straight. And I know I was one of many.

Next stop = 1000. Congratulations of living freedom Craig. Thank you.

Congrats on 900, it is hard to follow the sage words dispelled above but you were instrumental in my quit as well; so from the bottom of my heart I thank you.

[worktowin]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

Great job my friend. Every few months someone comes along and sets a good example of what quitting really should be like (different for everyone). For me you were an inspiring quitter in my first year. Probably the reason I related was our shared experience with anxiety and depression in quitting. How we view ourselves truly makes the difference. When we were weak slaves our self esteem sucked leading to that downward spiral.
Any newbies out there that have been experiencing anxiety and aren't aquainted with this fine quitter I suggest you read this intro from the beginning to see what is possible.

What WT Said...

You were one of the first to reply to me when I landed here. You led the way and sent Pms encouraging and setting me straight. And I know I was one of many.

Next stop = 1000. Congratulations of living freedom Craig. Thank you.

[Wt57]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

Great job my friend. Every few months someone comes along and sets a good example of what quitting really should be like (different for everyone). For me you were an inspiring quitter in my first year. Probably the reason I related was our shared experience with anxiety and depression in quitting. How we view ourselves truly makes the difference. When we were weak slaves our self esteem sucked leading to that downward spiral.
Any newbies out there that have been experiencing anxiety and aren't aquainted with this fine quitter I suggest you read this intro from the beginning to see what is possible.

[Diesel2112]

Hit the 9th floor today. Was going to come here and drop something profound but I got nothing.

I haven't been spending as much time here as I used to. I've just been living life like a "normal guy".

I've stopped defining myself as an addict (yes, I know I still am) and just think of myself as a guy who used to chew. That has really seemed to help for some reason. Maybe because I actually believe it, now.

I think I read something once that said if you put 10,000 hours of practice into a particular sport you could become a professional. Well, I put about 130,000 hours into chewing so I was pretty much a grand master.

Thankfully I stuck to the game plan laid out by those who came before me and over time things became easier for me.

While I may not be here as frequently as I once was, I never forget this place and those who have helped me get to where I am today. There's no way I could have made it to 900 days alone. I am eternally grateful for all the support this site has provided.

To any noobs reading this...stick with the program. Lean on your brothers and sisters and I PROMISE that over time things will get easier. Going from a grand master of chewing to a grand master of quit, is an incredible feeling.

Quit on...

[rdad]

Congrats on 800 Diesel,
I've read so many of your responses to fellow quitters over the course of time and gotta say, I love your no nonsense, tough love approach. If Old ES was picking Captains for his team, you would definitely be one of them. Proud to quit with you.

What ^^^ he said. Awesome job, bro. Sorry this is late, but still heartfelt.

~typing 8008 on his calculator right now~

Way to be, to the funniest guy on this site. You move me, you move me....in a non-ghey way. Keep going. In 1,311 days you are going to post the coolest number ever! 'oh yeah'

[Nolaq]

Congrats on 800 Diesel,
I've read so many of your responses to fellow quitters over the course of time and gotta say, I love your no nonsense, tough love approach. If Old ES was picking Captains for his team, you would definitely be one of them. Proud to quit with you.

What ^^^ he said. Awesome job, bro. Sorry this is late, but still heartfelt.

~typing 8008 on his calculator right now~

[Enough snuff]

Congrats on 800 Diesel,
I've read so many of your responses to fellow quitters over the course of time and gotta say, I love your no nonsense, tough love approach. If Old ES was picking Captains for his team, you would definitely be one of them. Proud to quit with you.

[Diesel2112]

8th floor. Suck it.

I had new rear brake pads and rotors installed on my work vehicle Friday. Yesterday my rear drivers side tire flew off as I was driving because they didn't tighten the lug nuts properly. It sucked, but I called a tow truck and the auto repair shop fixed me up and I was back on the road in an hour. Just thankful it didn't happen while I was on the expressway with my kids in the car.

Today, I navigated some pretty fucked up streets in metro Detroit as we got hit hard with storms last night that caused MASSIVE flooding. It was frustrating at times, but I thought about boobs a lot. I also thought about my high school days and some of the good times I had. I also thought about my kids a lot. I am really looking forward to my sons upcoming football season. I though a lot about some of the great things he might do. I also wondered what my wife was going to make for dinner. I hoped it wasn't pork chops. I don't like pork chops. Then I remembered I had a sports committee meeting for my kids school and we were going to have beer and pizza at a local bar. I like beer and pizza. I also like the boobs on one of the moms on the committee, so I though about motor boating them.

The meeting was pretty boring, so I ate a lot of pizza and mainly just watched the tigers game. I glanced a lot at those boobs too. I also had a few beers. I really like bud light. One beer snob there said bud light might as well be toilet water. I thought about trying a different beer with an odd name, but I decided to just stick with my bud light, because that's what I like. The meeting seemed to really drag on and I found myself thinking about having to cut the grass and clean the pool tomorrow. I don't like to cut the grass or clean the pool.

Driving home from the meeting I was thinking a lot about this weekend. I have a lot of fun stuff lined up, including my sons first football scrimmage and a guys day Sunday with my brothers and uncles. I also thought about how even though I've been in the wife's dog house of late, that if I played my cards right Saturday night, I might get some ass. I like ass.

Then I got home home and after I fed mg two pugs and had some small talk with the family, I wrote this.

I'm glad you did. I only wish I could grant you that motor boatin on your 8th floor. Congrats and thanks for all you do around here.

Agree on most all fronts. I don't like pork chops. I like boobs. Pizza is delicious. But, D, bud light...???? C'mon man. PS - go Royals!

Happy 800! And, thank you. Your tentacles of quit wisdom pulled many of us along for the ride. Have a Sam Adams or something to celebrate!

Sam Adams gives me the shits, so does watching the tigers of late.

Big huge congrats!

800 is awesome Diesel, enjoy your day, you are a pillar of quit!

You look maaaarvelous!

So there are boobs, ass, beer, and pizza all in wrapped up in one post! Probably the best post ever on KTC! Congrats on 800

Love everything about this post...Congrats on 800 fucking daysaj

Enjoy watching the boy ball, drink more bud light, motorboat those funbags and get some Detroit ass. Just don't worry about my Royals and keep on quitting....

An 8 looks like the infinity sign, and the 00's look like 2 eyes.

We'll keep watching. Quits are forever.

Thank you for all you do.

Thanks all.

I can't wait until I hit day 8008 it will look like the word BOOB on a calculator.

But for now I will just worry about TODAY.

Quit on...

[wastepanel]

8th floor. Suck it.

I had new rear brake pads and rotors installed on my work vehicle Friday. Yesterday my rear drivers side tire flew off as I was driving because they didn't tighten the lug nuts properly. It sucked, but I called a tow truck and the auto repair shop fixed me up and I was back on the road in an hour. Just thankful it didn't happen while I was on the expressway with my kids in the car.

Today, I navigated some pretty fucked up streets in metro Detroit as we got hit hard with storms last night that caused MASSIVE flooding. It was frustrating at times, but I thought about boobs a lot. I also thought about my high school days and some of the good times I had. I also thought about my kids a lot. I am really looking forward to my sons upcoming football season. I though a lot about some of the great things he might do. I also wondered what my wife was going to make for dinner. I hoped it wasn't pork chops. I don't like pork chops. Then I remembered I had a sports committee meeting for my kids school and we were going to have beer and pizza at a local bar. I like beer and pizza. I also like the boobs on one of the moms on the committee, so I though about motor boating them.

The meeting was pretty boring, so I ate a lot of pizza and mainly just watched the tigers game. I glanced a lot at those boobs too. I also had a few beers. I really like bud light. One beer snob there said bud light might as well be toilet water. I thought about trying a different beer with an odd name, but I decided to just stick with my bud light, because that's what I like. The meeting seemed to really drag on and I found myself thinking about having to cut the grass and clean the pool tomorrow. I don't like to cut the grass or clean the pool.

Driving home from the meeting I was thinking a lot about this weekend. I have a lot of fun stuff lined up, including my sons first football scrimmage and a guys day Sunday with my brothers and uncles. I also thought about how even though I've been in the wife's dog house of late, that if I played my cards right Saturday night, I might get some ass. I like ass.

Then I got home home and after I fed mg two pugs and had some small talk with the family, I wrote this.

I'm glad you did. I only wish I could grant you that motor boatin on your 8th floor. Congrats and thanks for all you do around here.

Agree on most all fronts. I don't like pork chops. I like boobs. Pizza is delicious. But, D, bud light...???? C'mon man. PS - go Royals!

Happy 800! And, thank you. Your tentacles of quit wisdom pulled many of us along for the ride. Have a Sam Adams or something to celebrate!

Sam Adams gives me the shits, so does watching the tigers of late.

Big huge congrats!

800 is awesome Diesel, enjoy your day, you are a pillar of quit!

You look maaaarvelous!

So there are boobs, ass, beer, and pizza all in wrapped up in one post! Probably the best post ever on KTC! Congrats on 800

Love everything about this post...Congrats on 800 fucking daysaj

Enjoy watching the boy ball, drink more bud light, motorboat those funbags and get some Detroit ass. Just don't worry about my Royals and keep on quitting....

An 8 looks like the infinity sign, and the 00's look like 2 eyes.

We'll keep watching. Quits are forever.

Thank you for all you do.

[Jayhawk]

8th floor. Suck it.

I had new rear brake pads and rotors installed on my work vehicle Friday. Yesterday my rear drivers side tire flew off as I was driving because they didn't tighten the lug nuts properly. It sucked, but I called a tow truck and the auto repair shop fixed me up and I was back on the road in an hour. Just thankful it didn't happen while I was on the expressway with my kids in the car.

Today, I navigated some pretty fucked up streets in metro Detroit as we got hit hard with storms last night that caused MASSIVE flooding. It was frustrating at times, but I thought about boobs a lot. I also thought about my high school days and some of the good times I had. I also thought about my kids a lot. I am really looking forward to my sons upcoming football season. I though a lot about some of the great things he might do. I also wondered what my wife was going to make for dinner. I hoped it wasn't pork chops. I don't like pork chops. Then I remembered I had a sports committee meeting for my kids school and we were going to have beer and pizza at a local bar. I like beer and pizza. I also like the boobs on one of the moms on the committee, so I though about motor boating them.

The meeting was pretty boring, so I ate a lot of pizza and mainly just watched the tigers game. I glanced a lot at those boobs too. I also had a few beers. I really like bud light. One beer snob there said bud light might as well be toilet water. I thought about trying a different beer with an odd name, but I decided to just stick with my bud light, because that's what I like. The meeting seemed to really drag on and I found myself thinking about having to cut the grass and clean the pool tomorrow. I don't like to cut the grass or clean the pool.

Driving home from the meeting I was thinking a lot about this weekend. I have a lot of fun stuff lined up, including my sons first football scrimmage and a guys day Sunday with my brothers and uncles. I also thought about how even though I've been in the wife's dog house of late, that if I played my cards right Saturday night, I might get some ass. I like ass.

Then I got home home and after I fed mg two pugs and had some small talk with the family, I wrote this.

I'm glad you did. I only wish I could grant you that motor boatin on your 8th floor. Congrats and thanks for all you do around here.

Agree on most all fronts. I don't like pork chops. I like boobs. Pizza is delicious. But, D, bud light...???? C'mon man. PS - go Royals!

Happy 800! And, thank you. Your tentacles of quit wisdom pulled many of us along for the ride. Have a Sam Adams or something to celebrate!

Sam Adams gives me the shits, so does watching the tigers of late.

Big huge congrats!

800 is awesome Diesel, enjoy your day, you are a pillar of quit!

You look maaaarvelous!

So there are boobs, ass, beer, and pizza all in wrapped up in one post! Probably the best post ever on KTC! Congrats on 800

Love everything about this post...Congrats on 800 fucking daysaj

Enjoy watching the boy ball, drink more bud light, motorboat those funbags and get some Detroit ass. Just don't worry about my Royals and keep on quitting....

[Skoal Monster]

8th floor. Suck it.

I had new rear brake pads and rotors installed on my work vehicle Friday. Yesterday my rear drivers side tire flew off as I was driving because they didn't tighten the lug nuts properly. It sucked, but I called a tow truck and the auto repair shop fixed me up and I was back on the road in an hour. Just thankful it didn't happen while I was on the expressway with my kids in the car.

Today, I navigated some pretty fucked up streets in metro Detroit as we got hit hard with storms last night that caused MASSIVE flooding. It was frustrating at times, but I thought about boobs a lot. I also thought about my high school days and some of the good times I had. I also thought about my kids a lot. I am really looking forward to my sons upcoming football season. I though a lot about some of the great things he might do. I also wondered what my wife was going to make for dinner. I hoped it wasn't pork chops. I don't like pork chops. Then I remembered I had a sports committee meeting for my kids school and we were going to have beer and pizza at a local bar. I like beer and pizza. I also like the boobs on one of the moms on the committee, so I though about motor boating them.

The meeting was pretty boring, so I ate a lot of pizza and mainly just watched the tigers game. I glanced a lot at those boobs too. I also had a few beers. I really like bud light. One beer snob there said bud light might as well be toilet water. I thought about trying a different beer with an odd name, but I decided to just stick with my bud light, because that's what I like. The meeting seemed to really drag on and I found myself thinking about having to cut the grass and clean the pool tomorrow. I don't like to cut the grass or clean the pool.

Driving home from the meeting I was thinking a lot about this weekend. I have a lot of fun stuff lined up, including my sons first football scrimmage and a guys day Sunday with my brothers and uncles. I also thought about how even though I've been in the wife's dog house of late, that if I played my cards right Saturday night, I might get some ass. I like ass.

Then I got home home and after I fed mg two pugs and had some small talk with the family, I wrote this.

I'm glad you did. I only wish I could grant you that motor boatin on your 8th floor. Congrats and thanks for all you do around here.

Agree on most all fronts. I don't like pork chops. I like boobs. Pizza is delicious. But, D, bud light...???? C'mon man. PS - go Royals!

Happy 800! And, thank you. Your tentacles of quit wisdom pulled many of us along for the ride. Have a Sam Adams or something to celebrate!

Sam Adams gives me the shits, so does watching the tigers of late.

Big huge congrats!

800 is awesome Diesel, enjoy your day, you are a pillar of quit!

You look maaaarvelous!

So there are boobs, ass, beer, and pizza all in wrapped up in one post! Probably the best post ever on KTC! Congrats on 800

Love everything about this post...Congrats on 800 fucking days!

Sweeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!

Nice 800 Diesel.

Boobs are great. Tigers not so much right now.

'Have a beer' 'boob' 'do it' 'booby' :Winner:

COngrats on 800, Your no bullshit way of cutting to the heart of the matter is enjoyable to read.

80% to your comma! Nice work brother!

Atta boy Diesel

[B-loMatt]

8th floor. Suck it.

I had new rear brake pads and rotors installed on my work vehicle Friday. Yesterday my rear drivers side tire flew off as I was driving because they didn't tighten the lug nuts properly. It sucked, but I called a tow truck and the auto repair shop fixed me up and I was back on the road in an hour. Just thankful it didn't happen while I was on the expressway with my kids in the car.

Today, I navigated some pretty fucked up streets in metro Detroit as we got hit hard with storms last night that caused MASSIVE flooding. It was frustrating at times, but I thought about boobs a lot. I also thought about my high school days and some of the good times I had. I also thought about my kids a lot. I am really looking forward to my sons upcoming football season. I though a lot about some of the great things he might do. I also wondered what my wife was going to make for dinner. I hoped it wasn't pork chops. I don't like pork chops. Then I remembered I had a sports committee meeting for my kids school and we were going to have beer and pizza at a local bar. I like beer and pizza. I also like the boobs on one of the moms on the committee, so I though about motor boating them.

The meeting was pretty boring, so I ate a lot of pizza and mainly just watched the tigers game. I glanced a lot at those boobs too. I also had a few beers. I really like bud light. One beer snob there said bud light might as well be toilet water. I thought about trying a different beer with an odd name, but I decided to just stick with my bud light, because that's what I like. The meeting seemed to really drag on and I found myself thinking about having to cut the grass and clean the pool tomorrow. I don't like to cut the grass or clean the pool.

Driving home from the meeting I was thinking a lot about this weekend. I have a lot of fun stuff lined up, including my sons first football scrimmage and a guys day Sunday with my brothers and uncles. I also thought about how even though I've been in the wife's dog house of late, that if I played my cards right Saturday night, I might get some ass. I like ass.

Then I got home home and after I fed mg two pugs and had some small talk with the family, I wrote this.

I'm glad you did. I only wish I could grant you that motor boatin on your 8th floor. Congrats and thanks for all you do around here.

Agree on most all fronts. I don't like pork chops. I like boobs. Pizza is delicious. But, D, bud light...???? C'mon man. PS - go Royals!

Happy 800! And, thank you. Your tentacles of quit wisdom pulled many of us along for the ride. Have a Sam Adams or something to celebrate!

Sam Adams gives me the shits, so does watching the tigers of late.

Big huge congrats!

800 is awesome Diesel, enjoy your day, you are a pillar of quit!

You look maaaarvelous!

So there are boobs, ass, beer, and pizza all in wrapped up in one post! Probably the best post ever on KTC! Congrats on 800

Love everything about this post...Congrats on 800 fucking days!

Sweeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!

Nice 800 Diesel.

Boobs are great. Tigers not so much right now.

'Have a beer' 'boob' 'do it' 'booby' :Winner:

COngrats on 800, Your no bullshit way of cutting to the heart of the matter is enjoyable to read.

80% to your comma! Nice work brother!