Hey, everybody. My name is Mike, and it's obvious why I'm here - I need to quit tobacco. I'm absolutely terrified of developing cancer. I bought a can about an hour ago, which I know I shouldn't have done, and I'm hoping it's my last can I want to to be the last.
Dump it out and piss on the remains.
It WILL be your last can.
Dump it and find the WANT to quit.
You have to want this bad in order to succeed.
Flush it down the toilet and throw the can as far away from you as you can. Quit.
If you finish that can you will buy another! Listen to these guys, flush the shit and grow some balls!!! Anyone want to bet on this one making it?
Hey Mike, listen to these guys. Hope won't get you very far here, and it sure as hell won't get you quit. You might as well go wish upon a star, click your heels together or find a four leaf clover?
You see, around here we don't HOPE, we don't WISH, and we don't TRY..........WE QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So if you really want this, I mean REALLY want this, then man up, dump your shit and come on board.
That "one last can" thing is a bunch of bullshit. It goes something like this,
"I will quit tomorrow",
"one last can"
"one more weekend"
after this wedding?
after this hunting season
right after this vacation
just before this vacation
I will quit on Monday, or next week, or whatever.
You get the idea Mike?
The time is now, the day is today. What's it gonna be??