I work in an office building and dipping is both outlawed and completely faux pas. This morning I took a shit in the men's room when someone came in and sat down in the stall next to me. Then I heard the familiar sound of opening a can of dip. Opened and closed in five seconds; the moves of a seasoned pro ninja dipper. Then, complete silence. I finished my business and left, but I'm keeping an eye out for the shoes of the ninja dipper and am going to help him find ktc.
How pathetic is it to spend 15 minutes on a PUBLIC toilet all to "enjoy" a dip? It's so fucking disgusting I can't get my head around it... except that I can, because I've been there. In fact, I've done worse. Digging around in the trash, for starters... skipping out on a Saturday w/ my family to run a phantom chore, bailing on professional gatherings, driving alone when it made no sense, sitting on the john at home for too long... all to serve an addiction that I knew could very likely kill me.
+1 with you badasses today. Quitting is hard, but this freedom is fanfreakingtastic.