I just wanted to say thank you to those that took time out of their day to congratulate me on my first trip around the sun. I could not have done it without the brotherhood, accountability, and absolute fear of getting barraged with dick pics if I ever fucked up. Just be aware, you can keep your grundle to yourself because this is the way I live my life now...free from the chains that bound me to the nastiest slut this side of the Mississippi. I will stay forever vigilent because her wintergreen smelling ass is around each and every corner just waiting for me to acknowledge her presence. I'll keep my guns cocked, locked, and ready to rock and, if necessary, I won't hesitate to call in the posse to lynch the bitch if she gets too close.
Thanks a million y'all.
Here's to another year...
