July 09 Quitters

[cubs204]

Chicks don't understand man lessons.

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True story. Good friend of mines new girlfriend has an 8 year old son. Hes never really had a guy in his life....it shows. I called him the other day to find out what time our rehearsal dinner is today and ask him what he is doing. He responds, "Whatching the little queer" I have a little chuckle at the fact he has to babysit. He then reports that he is flipping the channel between baseball and Bloodsport. Man training begins today.

[DeanTheCoot]

lying there in your hay...

Oh, that's funny...especially the possessive case: YOUR hay.

Fuck...you two got my day started off very nicely.

[DeanTheCoot]

3. My dad is kind of a dick.

HA! Love it.

[SWJ]

Chicks don't understand man lessons.

There are a lot of things that chicks don't understand.

The other day we were all sitting down to eat supper and it was my turn to pray.

I started with "Dear tiny, sweet, baby Jesus, lying there in your hay..."

Which of course, I think is wicked funny.

And which, of course, she didn't.

My wife doesn't understand that me and Jesus are tighter than she thinks.

And Jesus thinks I'm fucking hilarious.

[jaydisco]

Just had this conversation with my wife, while I was in the kitchen holding my son:

Dean: *putting dishes away...comes across steak knife...holds it like I am ready to slash with it, handle palmed and blade facing rear/outward from forearm...makes thrusting noises...son laughs*

Wife: Honey.

Dean: What?

Wife: Are you stupid?

Dean: What? He needs to learn how to knife-fight!

Wife: Idiot.

Chicks don't understand man lessons.

That reminds me of when I was but a lad...

When I was like 12 someone came back from somewhere and gave me one of those sailor bracelets. You know the white braided rope kind? Now, at 12 I didn't understand the signals I was putting out to the Nambla crowd so of course I wore it proudly....I digress

So my father says to me: "Hey, come here for a minute." So I do, and he in one fluid movement gains control of my braceleted arm by slipping his index and middle fingers under said ornamentation, and yanking me towards him.

He very plainly states: "This is why men don't wear jewelry," as he raises my arm and dangles it helplessly infront of my face. He then, with the precision of a cobra strike, snaps my own wilted fingers at the tip of my nose, and then retracts. He relinquises control of my apendage and it falls to my side.

After my eyes clear-up, and the initial sting fades, I realize I learned three lessons that day.

1. Men don't wear jewelry because it can by used as leverage against you in a combat situation.

2. Avoid getting hit in the nose at all costs: that shit'll fuck your morning up.

3. My dad is kind of a dick.

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Let the bodies hit the floor.


YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeanTheCoot]

Just had this conversation with my wife, while I was in the kitchen holding my son:

Dean: *putting dishes away...comes across steak knife...holds it like I am ready to slash with it, handle palmed and blade facing rear/outward from forearm...makes thrusting noises...son laughs*

Wife: Honey.

Dean: What?

Wife: Are you stupid?

Dean: What? He needs to learn how to knife-fight!

Wife: Idiot.

[SWJ]

That'd be Skippy in the orange pants.

Geez.

[jaydisco]

Well did you expect me to get all oprah on you?!?!?!?


Fuckyoukodiak!!!!!

All together now, gay boys, kum bye mother fucking ya.

You know every time I see "FtheKodiak" I think "ScrewthePooch". I think I'll call you Skippy from now on.

[GlennFtheKodiak]

Well did you expect me to get all oprah on you?!?!?!?


Fuckyoukodiak!!!!!

All together now, gay boys, kum bye mother fucking ya.

[bearattack]

Well did you expect me to get all oprah on you?!?!?!?


Fuckyoukodiak!!!!!

[DeanTheCoot]

U lowlife scumfuck, planning a cave....
U fucken sicken me.... Hopefully your driving and hit a telephone pole before your first spit..

I guess I know what you think of my exercise in self-deceit. ;)

I ain't caving, bro. Read deeper.

[jaydisco]

U lowlife scumfuck, planning a cave....
U fucken sicken me.... Hopefully your driving and hit a telephone pole before your first spit..

Ease-up now - just his way of making it straight in his head. Masturbatory mind-fuck if you will.

Why don't you try inviting him to one of your BBQ's? Pretty sure CT is the 3rd smallest state - your douchbags can't be that far away from each other.

[bearattack]

U lowlife scumfuck, planning a cave....
U fucken sicken me.... Hopefully your driving and hit a telephone pole before your first spit..

[chewie]

I'm way late to this party... but thought I'd chime in.

Explaining The Funk Part I: http://www.killthecan.org/facts/funk01.asp
Explaining The Funk Part II: http://www.killthecan.org/facts/funk02.asp
Dealing With Craves  The Concept Of Forever: http://www.killthecan.org/facts/cravesforever.asp