July 09 Quitters

[DeanTheCoot]

Was this my introduction thread? I could have sworn it had a different name.

Where am I?

[Jbob]

I wanted to bump this back up, Dean is a quit god, and a writer that has a direct link to my funny bone.

NEWBS...go back to the first post and read through this entire thread. You will learn how to quit all while pissing your pants laughing.

Dean, thank you for your words, and your continued QUIT.

KK

Good call KK. I've read this thread over and over! It's brilliant, it's DAMN funny, it's an education.

Thanks Dean...

Thanks for posting this ! Great HOF comments ! all good -

[AppleJack]

I wanted to bump this back up, Dean is a quit god, and a writer that has a direct link to my funny bone.

NEWBS...go back to the first post and read through this entire thread. You will learn how to quit all while pissing your pants laughing.

Dean, thank you for your words, and your continued QUIT.

KK

Good call KK. I've read this thread over and over! It's brilliant, it's DAMN funny, it's an education.

Thanks Dean...

[kkljinc]

I wanted to bump this back up, Dean is a quit god, and a writer that has a direct link to my funny bone.

NEWBS...go back to the first post and read through this entire thread. You will learn how to quit all while pissing your pants laughing.

Dean, thank you for your words, and your continued QUIT.

KK

[iizphilister]

You guys are too kind, really.

Dean - 1,522

Found my new man crush. Loot may be a little upset, but I think he will understand....

:wub:

All you Jackwagins are whores!!

AWWW, KK a little jealous? I've got plenty of man love for you too.

'loot01'

[kkljinc]

You guys are too kind, really.

Dean - 1,522

Found my new man crush. Loot may be a little upset, but I think he will understand....

:wub:

All you Jackwagins are whores!!

[iizphilister]

You guys are too kind, really.

Dean - 1,522

Found my new man crush. Loot may be a little upset, but I think he will understand....

:wub:

[DeanTheCoot]

You guys are too kind, really.

Dean - 1,522

[iizphilister]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.

What I like the most about Dean (other than his huge cock of course) is that he's a funny guy that still posts roll and sticks around to pay it forward.

Aside from hilarity, you look the others who shared time with him as a new quitter, lots of green squares, under those names.. Thanks Dean

Shit I read this this morning and find my eyes are wet too. These aren't tears brought on by laughter, rather I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of longing for that spontaneous morning wood of my youth. Today getting caught like Dean did would be less likely. Instead the nice lady would probably step up and ask why I had my head against the tree? That's so I can hold myself up as I lean forward to avoid pissing on my feet. The other problem would be when I pulled the boxers off my big gut they would drop to the ground since the band is so stretched out of shape (can you use suspenders to hold up boxers? How about dicks?). Damn age induces a lot of sagging. Sure all you guys can laugh at what I'm saying but your time will come too! Dean posted that 4 years ago, I would bet he's already seeing that pee stream weaken, if not it soon will. A word of advise from an old fart, start spreading your feet while you pee so you'll be prepared, to avoid pissing on your feet.

Holy hell. I don't think I ever want to go back to work again. I am just going to sit here and read this shit over and over again. My son was looking at me saying, "daddy what's so funny". So I told him, "I'm reading about morning wood". He, being eight years old comtemplates this for a moment, then responds, "daddy are you talking about waking up with a boner"?

WHY THE HELL DOES MY EIGHT YEAR OLD KNOW WHAT A BONER IS????

Note to self: Find out why Gabe knows what a boner is, then beat his older brother for telling him.....

Gonna be a long summer. boys..... But at least I have good shit to read!

Right Phil? Although at 8 I am sure you knew what a boner was too.

I was raised in a conservative communal environment. We didn't have running water, phones, toys, or magazines. I grew up with the understanding that my "boner" was merely something that was to be used to assist me in standing up while brushing my teeth at the pond. (kinda like a tri-pod) The only problem I had was it getting clogged with mud from the bottom of the pond. But it did keep me standing upright on the bank.....


'na na'

[kkljinc]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.

What I like the most about Dean (other than his huge cock of course) is that he's a funny guy that still posts roll and sticks around to pay it forward.

Aside from hilarity, you look the others who shared time with him as a new quitter, lots of green squares, under those names.. Thanks Dean

Shit I read this this morning and find my eyes are wet too. These aren't tears brought on by laughter, rather I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of longing for that spontaneous morning wood of my youth. Today getting caught like Dean did would be less likely. Instead the nice lady would probably step up and ask why I had my head against the tree? That's so I can hold myself up as I lean forward to avoid pissing on my feet. The other problem would be when I pulled the boxers off my big gut they would drop to the ground since the band is so stretched out of shape (can you use suspenders to hold up boxers? How about dicks?). Damn age induces a lot of sagging. Sure all you guys can laugh at what I'm saying but your time will come too! Dean posted that 4 years ago, I would bet he's already seeing that pee stream weaken, if not it soon will. A word of advise from an old fart, start spreading your feet while you pee so you'll be prepared, to avoid pissing on your feet.

Holy hell. I don't think I ever want to go back to work again. I am just going to sit here and read this shit over and over again. My son was looking at me saying, "daddy what's so funny". So I told him, "I'm reading about morning wood". He, being eight years old comtemplates this for a moment, then responds, "daddy are you talking about waking up with a boner"?

WHY THE HELL DOES MY EIGHT YEAR OLD KNOW WHAT A BONER IS????

Note to self: Find out why Gabe knows what a boner is, then beat his older brother for telling him.....

Gonna be a long summer. boys..... But at least I have good shit to read!

Right Phil? Although at 8 I am sure you knew what a boner was too.

[iizphilister]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.

What I like the most about Dean (other than his huge cock of course) is that he's a funny guy that still posts roll and sticks around to pay it forward.

Aside from hilarity, you look the others who shared time with him as a new quitter, lots of green squares, under those names.. Thanks Dean

Shit I read this this morning and find my eyes are wet too. These aren't tears brought on by laughter, rather I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of longing for that spontaneous morning wood of my youth. Today getting caught like Dean did would be less likely. Instead the nice lady would probably step up and ask why I had my head against the tree? That's so I can hold myself up as I lean forward to avoid pissing on my feet. The other problem would be when I pulled the boxers off my big gut they would drop to the ground since the band is so stretched out of shape (can you use suspenders to hold up boxers? How about dicks?). Damn age induces a lot of sagging. Sure all you guys can laugh at what I'm saying but your time will come too! Dean posted that 4 years ago, I would bet he's already seeing that pee stream weaken, if not it soon will. A word of advise from an old fart, start spreading your feet while you pee so you'll be prepared, to avoid pissing on your feet.

Holy hell. I don't think I ever want to go back to work again. I am just going to sit here and read this shit over and over again. My son was looking at me saying, "daddy what's so funny". So I told him, "I'm reading about morning wood". He, being eight years old comtemplates this for a moment, then responds, "daddy are you talking about waking up with a boner"?

WHY THE HELL DOES MY EIGHT YEAR OLD KNOW WHAT A BONER IS????

Note to self: Find out why Gabe knows what a boner is, then beat his older brother for telling him.....

Gonna be a long summer. boys..... But at least I have good shit to read!

[Wt57]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.

What I like the most about Dean (other than his huge cock of course) is that he's a funny guy that still posts roll and sticks around to pay it forward.

Aside from hilarity, you look the others who shared time with him as a new quitter, lots of green squares, under those names.. Thanks Dean

Shit I read this this morning and find my eyes are wet too. These aren't tears brought on by laughter, rather I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of longing for that spontaneous morning wood of my youth. Today getting caught like Dean did would be less likely. Instead the nice lady would probably step up and ask why I had my head against the tree? That's so I can hold myself up as I lean forward to avoid pissing on my feet. The other problem would be when I pulled the boxers off my big gut they would drop to the ground since the band is so stretched out of shape (can you use suspenders to hold up boxers? How about dicks?). Damn age induces a lot of sagging. Sure all you guys can laugh at what I'm saying but your time will come too! Dean posted that 4 years ago, I would bet he's already seeing that pee stream weaken, if not it soon will. A word of advise from an old fart, start spreading your feet while you pee so you'll be prepared, to avoid pissing on your feet.

[kkljinc]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.

What I like the most about Dean (other than his huge cock of course) is that he's a funny guy that still posts roll and sticks around to pay it forward.

Aside from hilarity, you look the others who shared time with him as a new quitter, lots of green squares, under those names.. Thanks Dean

[Coach Steve]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.

What I like the most about Dean (other than his huge cock of course) is that he's a funny guy that still posts roll and sticks around to pay it forward.

[Evil_Won]

Day 178

This morning, I got caught taking a piss off my sidewalk into my front yard. It was weird and fun.

I live in a rural area. I have neighbors, but they're hundreds of feet away, through the trees. My road is not heavily traveled.

THIS is what I see from my sidewalk.THIS

I was up around sunrise, and I took the dog out. Wearing only boxers, I was groggy, per usual. I stood on the sidewalk and let the dog do his business, and I was talking to myself...per usual.

Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection. This morning was no exception. So I was standing there, holding the leash, close to naked in the chilly air, and decided to piss. I flopped the waistband of my boxers under my nutsack, further propping my dick skyward.

I began urinating, sending a steady stream up and crowning about chest-level. Of course, I also twisted my hips to create a sprinkler effect. All along, the dog is sniffing the grass and shitting, and I am still talking to myself and kinda growling.

At this moment, I meet eyes with one of my neighbors - a nice woman in her early 60s. She's just trekking along, taking a little stroll in the filtered sunlight, and WHAM...she turns the corner to see a fully erect madman pissing toward the sky.

"Whoooop. Oh.....my...uh...." I heard her utter as she quickened her pace.

I was initially embarrassed. For about two seconds. And then I got to thinking: SHE is probably the one who is embarrassed. It's MY yard, after all. Moreover, it was AWESOME that my dick was that hard. I want to believe she went home and frigged herself into a dizzying orgasm...and has now developed a golden-shower fetish.

I'll piss on her anytime, if she wants.

Dean, I dont know you, but I have spent the last hour in tears rummaging through twenty some pages of posts.

I am in tears and my guts hurt! I had to bring this up to the top, so the newbs can see quit excellence and comedic timing like no other.

Dammit KKLJINC! I was in a meeting and my douche boss was being extra boring so all ninja like I open KTC and Intros to pass the time. I saw that you commented on DeanTheCoots and figured I'd see what's up as I have seen his name at various times but never his intro.

I got to the fourth paragraph, right to, "Mornings often bring a nice surprise: a huge fucking erection" to be precise. That's when I lost it. I had to get up and rush to the shitter where I could laugh out loud for a few minutes. I was in there for a while. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm sure my boss and the other people all figured I had the squirts.

I just finished reading it, about 9 hours later, and like you, I have tears in my eyes and my gut hurts from laughing. Keep digging for gold, brother. And DeanTheCoot, I'm going to start pissing outside exclusively when I walk the dog.