OK, If I had known that this thread would stay with me here at KTC as my official intro, I definitely would have re-thunk the title. And I might have posted stuff that actually had to do with an introduction. So here goes a slightly less foggy, slightly more informative introduction.
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"And now, please welcome Zam! Sam hails from southern Missouri. He is 46 years old, married with 3 (nearly) grown kids. Zam's ensemble this morning includes pin-striped boxers, paint-stained tee shirt, and black socks. When not working for a major airline, he enjoys golf, old machinery, and ranting with nic-rage. He recently restored a 98 year old printing press, and is now working on building a high-quality still. If Sam was given one wish, he would use it to end hunger, stop violence, to obtain world peace, or for $50Million cash. Sam has chosen to quit nicotine use after 26+ years because he no longer wishes to have his every movement tied to when and how he would get his next nicotine hit. The quit-for-today idea, along with the no-coddling, in-your-face, meaningful accountability convinced Sam to join KTC."
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