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Quote from: T-Cell Quote from: ERDVM Quote from: tsmith17 Quote from: Evil_Won Quote from: CBird65 Six bill bump grats my friend Yes. Badassery. Congrats. Boom. Six bills like a boss. 'archer' Your quit is strong like ox... And your ox is strong like quit... Congrats nice work coach keep pounding the intros you have much to share.
Quote from: ERDVM Quote from: tsmith17 Quote from: Evil_Won Quote from: CBird65 Six bill bump grats my friend Yes. Badassery. Congrats. Boom. Six bills like a boss. 'archer' Your quit is strong like ox... And your ox is strong like quit... Congrats
Quote from: tsmith17 Quote from: Evil_Won Quote from: CBird65 Six bill bump grats my friend Yes. Badassery. Congrats. Boom. Six bills like a boss. 'archer' Your quit is strong like ox...
Quote from: Evil_Won Quote from: CBird65 Six bill bump grats my friend Yes. Badassery. Congrats. Boom. Six bills like a boss. 'archer'
Quote from: CBird65 Six bill bump grats my friend Yes. Badassery. Congrats.
Six bill bump grats my friend
Quote from: gmann Quote from: Scowick65 Quote from: T-Cell Quote from: Coach Happy Friday FU List:FU2mchFUJ2BFUGMFULineFUWP'Finger' If I left anyone off the list, FU2. Then let me be the first to say FUCS! 'Finger' ps. happy friday FUeveryone. :) 'Finger' FUPTGWFUVADGEFUTJFUAUBARNFUBGWBFUCBIRDOOHHHHHHH....and one gigantic FU to CS 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'FU'Cause I like to be different.
Quote from: Scowick65 Quote from: T-Cell Quote from: Coach Happy Friday FU List:FU2mchFUJ2BFUGMFULineFUWP'Finger' If I left anyone off the list, FU2. Then let me be the first to say FUCS! 'Finger' ps. happy friday FUeveryone. :) 'Finger' FUPTGWFUVADGEFUTJFUAUBARNFUBGWBFUCBIRDOOHHHHHHH....and one gigantic FU to CS 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'
Quote from: T-Cell Quote from: Coach Happy Friday FU List:FU2mchFUJ2BFUGMFULineFUWP'Finger' If I left anyone off the list, FU2. Then let me be the first to say FUCS! 'Finger' ps. happy friday FUeveryone. :)
Quote from: Coach Happy Friday FU List:FU2mchFUJ2BFUGMFULineFUWP'Finger' If I left anyone off the list, FU2. Then let me be the first to say FUCS! 'Finger' ps. happy friday
Happy Friday FU List:FU2mchFUJ2BFUGMFULineFUWP'Finger' If I left anyone off the list, FU2.
Quote from: Coach (Coach Steve pulls into the driveway of the Glass House of April 12 and sees Gmann's VW Beetle parked in his spot....except now it's painted Salmon. "FUGM," Coach Steve mutters to himself as he backs his car out and parks on the street. As Coach Steve climbs the front steps he sees Cbird, ERDVM, Pavetheway, Texasjack and Bigwhitebeast sitting on the front porch)CS: You guys waiting for me?Pave: Not really...we're just talking about my pee peeCS: Your pee pee? I was on vacation last week...did I miss something?Texasjack: Wait....no one told Coach about Pave's pee pee?Pave: You'll have to ask Vadge...he seems to know more about it than I doERDVM: Well maybe that's because your pee pee problem is also found in llamasBigwhitebeast: Pave has a llama pee pee?CS: What the fuck guys....?Cbird: Coach I'm still not sure what is going on with Pave's llama pee peeCS: I'm beginning to wonder whether I even want to know?(Just then, Tstahr walks out of the house)Tstahr: Did I hear llama pee pee? Pave: {burying his head in his hands} Dammit.....CS: What the hell Pave?Pave: {flustered} Guys! Enough with the pee pee stuff!Texasjack: Uh oh....looks like someone is getting 'pissed' off! {nudging Vadge with his elbow} See what I did there?ERDVM: Yeah I get it...the llama doesn't think it's very funny thoughTexasjack: What llama?ERDVM: {pointing} That llama Bigwhitebeast: Hahaha! I think TJ offended the llama!CS: So I see Gmann is back to parking in my space again...is he here?Cbird: Yeah he's insideCS: Doing what?Cbird: I think he's playing checkers with HipsterCS: Checkers with Hipster huh?Cbird: Yeah...he also said he wanted to talk to youCS: About what?Cbird: I dunno...he just pulled up, got out of the VW Beetle and started asking about a narrative(Just then, Gmann walks out of the house)Gmann: Just the man I was looking for!CS: That's funny, you're just the ghey I was looking for!Gmann: Coach....words hurtCS: I know...FUAGMGmann: FUAGM?CS: FU Admin GmannGmann: That hurts Coach....so how about a narrative for the newest ADMIN?ERDVM: {sarcastic clap} Yaaaah for new ADMIN, tell Remy I said helloGmann: Very funny Vadge...you know ADMIN's have feelings tooERDVM: Really? I wasn't aware of such 'feelings'. I thought ADMIN have two settings...quiet and telling you to shut upGmann: Cutting me deep Vadge...(Just then, the PM notification alerts ERDVM to a new message)ERDVM: {checking his phone} Oh look...it's a new message from KeddyCS: Why don't you read it?ERDVM: {reading the message} My Dearest ERDVM, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please do not disparage the ADMIN. Thanks, KeddyCS: Do you get those PM's often?ERDVM: More than you can imagineCS: Wow, you must be some kind of asshole!ERDVM: I think I'm on some type of wanted poster in Remshot's bathroom...like he stares at me while he's pooping cause I make him angry and he can push harder(The PM notification pings on ERDVM's phone again)ERDVM: Oh wait...this one's from MjollnirCbird: This oughta be good...ERDVM: Dear Badge, Please do not speak of Remshot using the restroom....it's inappropriate. I will mute you if you continue this behavior, this is your last warning. Thanks, MjollnirCS: Uh oh....someone is gonna earn themself a trip to the principal's officeCbird: Yeah...and you'd better not mention any beef that you have with newer groups refusing to remove the line between their group and the supporters!(Just then, the Pm notification on Cbird's laptop pings)ERDVM: You know what that means...Cbird: Yep...it's a PM from MjollnirTexasjack: {peeing off the porch into the bushes} Are we still talking about Pave's llama pee pee?(Just then, Luby aka Peepers jumps out of the bushes where TJ is peeing)Luby: Dude! Watch where you're draining that thing...can't you see I'm peeping here?Texasjack: Oh shit....my bad Peepers!Luby: That's ok...do you guys have a towel or something?Gmann: {taking something out of his back pocket} All I have is this salmon handkerchief Luby: I guess that'll have to doCS: {to Cbird} So what does your PM say?Cbird: Oh right. It says...Dear Cbird65, Please do not disparage other quit groups, they are free to do as they please with their own group, even if it is a bit over the top, ridiculously extravagant and/or generally ineffective. Thanks, MjollnirERDVM: Nice one...Cbird: {slamming down his laptop screen} Makes my vigor erupt!CS: Well he's right about one thing...Cbird: What's that?CS: All of the colors, silly group names, games, questions of the day, buddy systems, etc. are generally ineffective when it comes to the actual quitPave: You can say that again!CS: {fist bump w/ Pave} Damn right. It takes nothing but stone cold balls quit every damn day to make a group like April 12ERDVM: I feel an acronym coming on....Pave: You mean...SCBQEDD?ERDVM: That's the one!(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)CS: Oh look guys...I got one from NOLAQ!Bigwhitebeast: He's my fav...read it Coach!CS: Dear Coach Turd, Please refrain from creating any more acronyms, we are already tired of being asked what QLF stands for. Thanks, NOLAQTexasjack: Isn't NOLAQ an acronym?CS: Sure is...Gmann: FUCSCS: Also an acronym...Tstahr: Maybe we should change our name to the Acronyms of April 12?(A record scratches and everyone stops and stares at Tstahr)Bigwhitebeast: Really?Tstahr: What....?Bigwhitebeast: The Acronyms of April?Tstahr: Yeah....so?Pave: The AOA?Bigwhitebeast: {slapping Pave on the shoulder} Dammit pave don't encourage him!(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)CS: {looking at his phone} Uh oh....Cbird: Who is it?CS: It's from Wastepanel, and I'm pretty sure I know what he wantsPave: Which is what exactly?CS: He probably wants to know when they're gonna get the final narrative for the Spit Summit {checking the PM} Yep, I was rightBigwhitebeast: So...when is that going to be done?CS: Well I've already submitted 2 and they were both rejected...Cbird: What do you mean rejected?CS: The first one involved me being captured by Instigator and his minions. Gator was the villain and he swore revenge upon the ADMIN for 'ruining him'Pave: Sounds like a killer plot line...CS: It was ok....but it took like 7-8 hours over a span of 3 days to write the damn thingERDVM: Geez-us....it takes you that long to write these things?CS: Not all of them, like this one might take 2-3 hours depending on if I get distracted by other stuff. Plus I was really forcing the creativity at that point in the Spit Summit narratives so what was going on paper wasn't exactly high qualityTstahr: {rubbing Coach Steve's back} Coach don't be so hard on yourselfCS: It's just how I work Tstahr....if the narrative doesn't make me laugh or want to read it again then it's probably not entertaining for other readers. At that point it's borderline garbageGmann: Coach, this is some of the lamest shit I've ever heard...CS: Oh yeah thanks for reminding me Gmann....you had a decent part in the first Spit Summit FinaleGmann: I know...{sighing}...but we just couldn't risk delving up bad memoriesCS: Yeah....water under the bridge or something like that right G?Gmann: Something like that yeah...CS: So anyways...then I go about writing a whole other narrative. The second one had a softer Scooby Doo theme and the villan was an obscure quitter that not many people would rememberBigwhitebeast: Who was it Coach? CS: Let's just say...pinch the bearPave: Dennis!CS: Right...Pave: What a douche that guy was!ERDVM: Home brew!CS: Yeah the home brew was part of the plot, but the end was the best part in my opinion. That was where Euty ended up being the 'man behind the mask' and his plan was to rid KTC of all of the potty mouthed quittersCbird: That sounds epic!CS: Not really...the second narrative was worst than the first one. You see, when I'm not enjoying what I'm writing the plot quickly goes to shit and gets real unoriginal...(Coach Steve pauses and looks at Tstahr)CS: Dude you've been rubbing my back for over a minute, can you please stop?Tstahr: Oh...sorry CoachGmann: So.....?CS: So what?Gmann: So when are you going to finish the Spit Summit narratives?CS: I'm not going to...the creative juice has left my bodyTexasjack: My creative juice leaves my body every night, Am I right guise? {elbowing BWB}Bigwhitebeast: {furrowing his brow} Just stop...(Just then, Luby comes out from the glass house after cleaning up in the bathroom)Luby: So what did I miss?Gmann: Coach is telling us his sob story about the Spit Summit narrative finaleLuby: Oh that's right....so Coach when is the narrative coming out?Texasjack: {chortle} Coming out....Bigwhitebeast: Seriously?CS: Sorry to disappoint Peeps, but no Spit Summit narrative finaleLuby: Damn that sucks...so how do we find out who won the talent show?CS: Oh that's simple, I can tell you who won the....Gmann: {quickly covering CS's mouth with his hands} What Coach means is he doesn't know who won the talent show...{winking} right Coach?Pave: Why did you just wink at him?Gmann: Wink at who?Pave: At Coach...what in the hell is going on here?{Just then, the PM Notification pings on Pave's phone}Pave: {checking his PM} What the...?CS: Who is it?Pave: It's from Keddy. Dear Pavetheway, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please stop asking about who won the talent show. Thanks, KeddyBigwhitebeast: So I guess we'll never find out who wins?Cbird: Does it even matter anymore...didn't Copehater just donate another $1000?CS: Yes he did....which puts them well over their goalLuby: So then why can't we find out who is going to represent KTC at the Spit Summit?Gmann: Gentlemen...in due timeBigwhitebeast: In due time my ass! We deserve to know now!(The quitters begin to crowd in on Gmann demanding to know who will be representing KTC at the Spit Summit. Just then, Gmann whips out a MOD Review Taser Gun and waves it at the quitters while he backs away)Gmann: Alright, nobody make any sudden moves or you'll get put on review...CS: Just hear us out....Gmann: {backing towards the VW Beetle and opening the door with his free hand} NO! You listen to me...I'm gonna get in my car and drive away...we'll pretend like none of this ever happened(Gmann gets into the salmon colored VW Beetle and peels out of the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012)Texasjack: He's changed....CS: I know TJ...I know...Luby: So Coach, can't you just tell us who is going?CS: Oh yeah, I suppose I can....the two representatives for KTC at the 2013 Spit Summit are . . . . . . . . . . . . . For the record - It stands for NoOneLikesAQuitter. If you wanna know why, just ask.
(Coach Steve pulls into the driveway of the Glass House of April 12 and sees Gmann's VW Beetle parked in his spot....except now it's painted Salmon. "FUGM," Coach Steve mutters to himself as he backs his car out and parks on the street. As Coach Steve climbs the front steps he sees Cbird, ERDVM, Pavetheway, Texasjack and Bigwhitebeast sitting on the front porch)CS: You guys waiting for me?Pave: Not really...we're just talking about my pee peeCS: Your pee pee? I was on vacation last week...did I miss something?Texasjack: Wait....no one told Coach about Pave's pee pee?Pave: You'll have to ask Vadge...he seems to know more about it than I doERDVM: Well maybe that's because your pee pee problem is also found in llamasBigwhitebeast: Pave has a llama pee pee?CS: What the fuck guys....?Cbird: Coach I'm still not sure what is going on with Pave's llama pee peeCS: I'm beginning to wonder whether I even want to know?(Just then, Tstahr walks out of the house)Tstahr: Did I hear llama pee pee? Pave: {burying his head in his hands} Dammit.....CS: What the hell Pave?Pave: {flustered} Guys! Enough with the pee pee stuff!Texasjack: Uh oh....looks like someone is getting 'pissed' off! {nudging Vadge with his elbow} See what I did there?ERDVM: Yeah I get it...the llama doesn't think it's very funny thoughTexasjack: What llama?ERDVM: {pointing} That llama Bigwhitebeast: Hahaha! I think TJ offended the llama!CS: So I see Gmann is back to parking in my space again...is he here?Cbird: Yeah he's insideCS: Doing what?Cbird: I think he's playing checkers with HipsterCS: Checkers with Hipster huh?Cbird: Yeah...he also said he wanted to talk to youCS: About what?Cbird: I dunno...he just pulled up, got out of the VW Beetle and started asking about a narrative(Just then, Gmann walks out of the house)Gmann: Just the man I was looking for!CS: That's funny, you're just the ghey I was looking for!Gmann: Coach....words hurtCS: I know...FUAGMGmann: FUAGM?CS: FU Admin GmannGmann: That hurts Coach....so how about a narrative for the newest ADMIN?ERDVM: {sarcastic clap} Yaaaah for new ADMIN, tell Remy I said helloGmann: Very funny Vadge...you know ADMIN's have feelings tooERDVM: Really? I wasn't aware of such 'feelings'. I thought ADMIN have two settings...quiet and telling you to shut upGmann: Cutting me deep Vadge...(Just then, the PM notification alerts ERDVM to a new message)ERDVM: {checking his phone} Oh look...it's a new message from KeddyCS: Why don't you read it?ERDVM: {reading the message} My Dearest ERDVM, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please do not disparage the ADMIN. Thanks, KeddyCS: Do you get those PM's often?ERDVM: More than you can imagineCS: Wow, you must be some kind of asshole!ERDVM: I think I'm on some type of wanted poster in Remshot's bathroom...like he stares at me while he's pooping cause I make him angry and he can push harder(The PM notification pings on ERDVM's phone again)ERDVM: Oh wait...this one's from MjollnirCbird: This oughta be good...ERDVM: Dear Badge, Please do not speak of Remshot using the restroom....it's inappropriate. I will mute you if you continue this behavior, this is your last warning. Thanks, MjollnirCS: Uh oh....someone is gonna earn themself a trip to the principal's officeCbird: Yeah...and you'd better not mention any beef that you have with newer groups refusing to remove the line between their group and the supporters!(Just then, the Pm notification on Cbird's laptop pings)ERDVM: You know what that means...Cbird: Yep...it's a PM from MjollnirTexasjack: {peeing off the porch into the bushes} Are we still talking about Pave's llama pee pee?(Just then, Luby aka Peepers jumps out of the bushes where TJ is peeing)Luby: Dude! Watch where you're draining that thing...can't you see I'm peeping here?Texasjack: Oh shit....my bad Peepers!Luby: That's ok...do you guys have a towel or something?Gmann: {taking something out of his back pocket} All I have is this salmon handkerchief Luby: I guess that'll have to doCS: {to Cbird} So what does your PM say?Cbird: Oh right. It says...Dear Cbird65, Please do not disparage other quit groups, they are free to do as they please with their own group, even if it is a bit over the top, ridiculously extravagant and/or generally ineffective. Thanks, MjollnirERDVM: Nice one...Cbird: {slamming down his laptop screen} Makes my vigor erupt!CS: Well he's right about one thing...Cbird: What's that?CS: All of the colors, silly group names, games, questions of the day, buddy systems, etc. are generally ineffective when it comes to the actual quitPave: You can say that again!CS: {fist bump w/ Pave} Damn right. It takes nothing but stone cold balls quit every damn day to make a group like April 12ERDVM: I feel an acronym coming on....Pave: You mean...SCBQEDD?ERDVM: That's the one!(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)CS: Oh look guys...I got one from NOLAQ!Bigwhitebeast: He's my fav...read it Coach!CS: Dear Coach Turd, Please refrain from creating any more acronyms, we are already tired of being asked what QLF stands for. Thanks, NOLAQTexasjack: Isn't NOLAQ an acronym?CS: Sure is...Gmann: FUCSCS: Also an acronym...Tstahr: Maybe we should change our name to the Acronyms of April 12?(A record scratches and everyone stops and stares at Tstahr)Bigwhitebeast: Really?Tstahr: What....?Bigwhitebeast: The Acronyms of April?Tstahr: Yeah....so?Pave: The AOA?Bigwhitebeast: {slapping Pave on the shoulder} Dammit pave don't encourage him!(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)CS: {looking at his phone} Uh oh....Cbird: Who is it?CS: It's from Wastepanel, and I'm pretty sure I know what he wantsPave: Which is what exactly?CS: He probably wants to know when they're gonna get the final narrative for the Spit Summit {checking the PM} Yep, I was rightBigwhitebeast: So...when is that going to be done?CS: Well I've already submitted 2 and they were both rejected...Cbird: What do you mean rejected?CS: The first one involved me being captured by Instigator and his minions. Gator was the villain and he swore revenge upon the ADMIN for 'ruining him'Pave: Sounds like a killer plot line...CS: It was ok....but it took like 7-8 hours over a span of 3 days to write the damn thingERDVM: Geez-us....it takes you that long to write these things?CS: Not all of them, like this one might take 2-3 hours depending on if I get distracted by other stuff. Plus I was really forcing the creativity at that point in the Spit Summit narratives so what was going on paper wasn't exactly high qualityTstahr: {rubbing Coach Steve's back} Coach don't be so hard on yourselfCS: It's just how I work Tstahr....if the narrative doesn't make me laugh or want to read it again then it's probably not entertaining for other readers. At that point it's borderline garbageGmann: Coach, this is some of the lamest shit I've ever heard...CS: Oh yeah thanks for reminding me Gmann....you had a decent part in the first Spit Summit FinaleGmann: I know...{sighing}...but we just couldn't risk delving up bad memoriesCS: Yeah....water under the bridge or something like that right G?Gmann: Something like that yeah...CS: So anyways...then I go about writing a whole other narrative. The second one had a softer Scooby Doo theme and the villan was an obscure quitter that not many people would rememberBigwhitebeast: Who was it Coach? CS: Let's just say...pinch the bearPave: Dennis!CS: Right...Pave: What a douche that guy was!ERDVM: Home brew!CS: Yeah the home brew was part of the plot, but the end was the best part in my opinion. That was where Euty ended up being the 'man behind the mask' and his plan was to rid KTC of all of the potty mouthed quittersCbird: That sounds epic!CS: Not really...the second narrative was worst than the first one. You see, when I'm not enjoying what I'm writing the plot quickly goes to shit and gets real unoriginal...(Coach Steve pauses and looks at Tstahr)CS: Dude you've been rubbing my back for over a minute, can you please stop?Tstahr: Oh...sorry CoachGmann: So.....?CS: So what?Gmann: So when are you going to finish the Spit Summit narratives?CS: I'm not going to...the creative juice has left my bodyTexasjack: My creative juice leaves my body every night, Am I right guise? {elbowing BWB}Bigwhitebeast: {furrowing his brow} Just stop...(Just then, Luby comes out from the glass house after cleaning up in the bathroom)Luby: So what did I miss?Gmann: Coach is telling us his sob story about the Spit Summit narrative finaleLuby: Oh that's right....so Coach when is the narrative coming out?Texasjack: {chortle} Coming out....Bigwhitebeast: Seriously?CS: Sorry to disappoint Peeps, but no Spit Summit narrative finaleLuby: Damn that sucks...so how do we find out who won the talent show?CS: Oh that's simple, I can tell you who won the....Gmann: {quickly covering CS's mouth with his hands} What Coach means is he doesn't know who won the talent show...{winking} right Coach?Pave: Why did you just wink at him?Gmann: Wink at who?Pave: At Coach...what in the hell is going on here?{Just then, the PM Notification pings on Pave's phone}Pave: {checking his PM} What the...?CS: Who is it?Pave: It's from Keddy. Dear Pavetheway, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please stop asking about who won the talent show. Thanks, KeddyBigwhitebeast: So I guess we'll never find out who wins?Cbird: Does it even matter anymore...didn't Copehater just donate another $1000?CS: Yes he did....which puts them well over their goalLuby: So then why can't we find out who is going to represent KTC at the Spit Summit?Gmann: Gentlemen...in due timeBigwhitebeast: In due time my ass! We deserve to know now!(The quitters begin to crowd in on Gmann demanding to know who will be representing KTC at the Spit Summit. Just then, Gmann whips out a MOD Review Taser Gun and waves it at the quitters while he backs away)Gmann: Alright, nobody make any sudden moves or you'll get put on review...CS: Just hear us out....Gmann: {backing towards the VW Beetle and opening the door with his free hand} NO! You listen to me...I'm gonna get in my car and drive away...we'll pretend like none of this ever happened(Gmann gets into the salmon colored VW Beetle and peels out of the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012)Texasjack: He's changed....CS: I know TJ...I know...Luby: So Coach, can't you just tell us who is going?CS: Oh yeah, I suppose I can....the two representatives for KTC at the 2013 Spit Summit are . . . . . . . . . . . . .