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Offline Nolaq

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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #203 on: July 31, 2013, 10:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Coach
(Coach Steve pulls into the driveway of the Glass House of April 12 and sees Gmann's VW Beetle parked in his spot....except now it's painted Salmon. "FUGM," Coach Steve mutters to himself as he backs his car out and parks on the street. As Coach Steve climbs the front steps he sees Cbird, ERDVM, Pavetheway, Texasjack and Bigwhitebeast sitting on the front porch)

CS: You guys waiting for me?
Pave: Not really...we're just talking about my pee pee
CS: Your pee pee? I was on vacation last week...did I miss something?
Texasjack: Wait....no one told Coach about Pave's pee pee?
Pave: You'll have to ask Vadge...he seems to know more about it than I do
ERDVM: Well maybe that's because your pee pee problem is also found in llamas
Bigwhitebeast: Pave has a llama pee pee?
CS: What the fuck guys....?
Cbird: Coach I'm still not sure what is going on with Pave's llama pee pee
CS: I'm beginning to wonder whether I even want to know?
(Just then, Tstahr walks out of the house)
Tstahr: Did I hear llama pee pee?
Pave: {burying his head in his hands} Dammit.....
CS: What the hell Pave?
Pave: {flustered} Guys! Enough with the pee pee stuff!
Texasjack: Uh oh....looks like someone is getting 'pissed' off! {nudging Vadge with his elbow} See what I did there?
ERDVM: Yeah I get it...the llama doesn't think it's very funny though
Texasjack: What llama?
ERDVM: {pointing} That llama
Bigwhitebeast: Hahaha! I think TJ offended the llama!
CS: So I see Gmann is back to parking in my space again...is he here?
Cbird: Yeah he's inside
CS: Doing what?
Cbird: I think he's playing checkers with Hipster
CS: Checkers with Hipster huh?
Cbird: Yeah...he also said he wanted to talk to you
CS: About what?
Cbird: I dunno...he just pulled up, got out of the VW Beetle and started asking about a narrative
(Just then, Gmann walks out of the house)
Gmann: Just the man I was looking for!
CS: That's funny, you're just the ghey I was looking for!
Gmann: Coach....words hurt
CS: I know...FUAGM
Gmann: FUAGM?
CS: FU Admin Gmann
Gmann: That hurts Coach....so how about a narrative for the newest ADMIN?
ERDVM: {sarcastic clap} Yaaaah for new ADMIN, tell Remy I said hello
Gmann: Very funny Vadge...you know ADMIN's have feelings too
ERDVM: Really? I wasn't aware of such 'feelings'. I thought ADMIN have two settings...quiet and telling you to shut up
Gmann: Cutting me deep Vadge...
(Just then, the PM notification alerts ERDVM to a new message)
ERDVM: {checking his phone} Oh look...it's a new message from Keddy
CS: Why don't you read it?
ERDVM: {reading the message} My Dearest ERDVM, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please do not disparage the ADMIN. Thanks, Keddy
CS: Do you get those PM's often?
ERDVM: More than you can imagine
CS: Wow, you must be some kind of asshole!
ERDVM: I think I'm on some type of wanted poster in Remshot's bathroom...like he stares at me while he's pooping cause I make him angry and he can push harder
(The PM notification pings on ERDVM's phone again)
ERDVM: Oh wait...this one's from Mjollnir
Cbird: This oughta be good...
ERDVM: Dear Badge, Please do not speak of Remshot using the restroom....it's inappropriate. I will mute you if you continue this behavior, this is your last warning. Thanks, Mjollnir
CS: Uh oh....someone is gonna earn themself a trip to the principal's office
Cbird: Yeah...and you'd better not mention any beef that you have with newer groups refusing to remove the line between their group and the supporters!
(Just then, the Pm notification on Cbird's laptop pings)
ERDVM: You know what that means...
Cbird: Yep...it's a PM from Mjollnir
Texasjack: {peeing off the porch into the bushes} Are we still talking about Pave's llama pee pee?
(Just then, Luby aka Peepers jumps out of the bushes where TJ is peeing)
Luby: Dude! Watch where you're draining that thing...can't you see I'm peeping here?
Texasjack: Oh shit....my bad Peepers!
Luby: That's ok...do you guys have a towel or something?
Gmann: {taking something out of his back pocket} All I have is this salmon handkerchief
Luby: I guess that'll have to do
CS: {to Cbird} So what does your PM say?
Cbird: Oh right. It says...Dear Cbird65, Please do not disparage other quit groups, they are free to do as they please with their own group, even if it is a bit over the top, ridiculously extravagant and/or generally ineffective. Thanks, Mjollnir
ERDVM: Nice one...
Cbird: {slamming down his laptop screen} Makes my vigor erupt!
CS: Well he's right about one thing...
Cbird: What's that?
CS: All of the colors, silly group names, games, questions of the day, buddy systems, etc. are generally ineffective when it comes to the actual quit
Pave: You can say that again!
CS: {fist bump w/ Pave} Damn right. It takes nothing but stone cold balls quit every damn day to make a group like April 12
ERDVM: I feel an acronym coming on....
Pave: You mean...SCBQEDD?
ERDVM: That's the one!
(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)
CS: Oh look guys...I got one from NOLAQ!
Bigwhitebeast: He's my fav...read it Coach!
CS: Dear Coach Turd, Please refrain from creating any more acronyms, we are already tired of being asked what QLF stands for. Thanks, NOLAQ
Texasjack: Isn't NOLAQ an acronym?
CS: Sure is...
Gmann: FUCS
CS: Also an acronym...
Tstahr: Maybe we should change our name to the Acronyms of April 12?
(A record scratches and everyone stops and stares at Tstahr)
Bigwhitebeast: Really?
Tstahr: What....?
Bigwhitebeast: The Acronyms of April?
Tstahr: Yeah....so?
Pave: The AOA?
Bigwhitebeast: {slapping Pave on the shoulder} Dammit pave don't encourage him!
(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)
CS: {looking at his phone} Uh oh....
Cbird: Who is it?
CS: It's from Wastepanel, and I'm pretty sure I know what he wants
Pave: Which is what exactly?
CS: He probably wants to know when they're gonna get the final narrative for the Spit Summit {checking the PM} Yep, I was right
Bigwhitebeast: So...when is that going to be done?
CS: Well I've already submitted 2 and they were both rejected...
Cbird: What do you mean rejected?
CS: The first one involved me being captured by Instigator and his minions. Gator was the villain and he swore revenge upon the ADMIN for 'ruining him'
Pave: Sounds like a killer plot line...
CS: It was ok....but it took like 7-8 hours over a span of 3 days to write the damn thing
ERDVM: Geez-us....it takes you that long to write these things?
CS: Not all of them, like this one might take 2-3 hours depending on if I get distracted by other stuff. Plus I was really forcing the creativity at that point in the Spit Summit narratives so what was going on paper wasn't exactly high quality
Tstahr: {rubbing Coach Steve's back} Coach don't be so hard on yourself
CS: It's just how I work Tstahr....if the narrative doesn't make me laugh or want to read it again then it's probably not entertaining for other readers. At that point it's borderline garbage
Gmann: Coach, this is some of the lamest shit I've ever heard...
CS: Oh yeah thanks for reminding me Gmann....you had a decent part in the first Spit Summit Finale
Gmann: I know...{sighing}...but we just couldn't risk delving up bad memories
CS: Yeah....water under the bridge or something like that right G?
Gmann: Something like that yeah...
CS: So anyways...then I go about writing a whole other narrative. The second one had a softer Scooby Doo theme and the villan was an obscure quitter that not many people would remember
Bigwhitebeast: Who was it Coach?
CS: Let's just say...pinch the bear
Pave: Dennis!
CS: Right...
Pave: What a douche that guy was!
ERDVM: Home brew!
CS: Yeah the home brew was part of the plot, but the end was the best part in my opinion. That was where Euty ended up being the 'man behind the mask' and his plan was to rid KTC of all of the potty mouthed quitters
Cbird: That sounds epic!
CS: Not really...the second narrative was worst than the first one. You see, when I'm not enjoying what I'm writing the plot quickly goes to shit and gets real unoriginal...
(Coach Steve pauses and looks at Tstahr)
CS: Dude you've been rubbing my back for over a minute, can you please stop?
Tstahr: Oh...sorry Coach
Gmann: So.....?
CS: So what?
Gmann: So when are you going to finish the Spit Summit narratives?
CS: I'm not going to...the creative juice has left my body
Texasjack: My creative juice leaves my body every night, Am I right guise? {elbowing BWB}
Bigwhitebeast: {furrowing his brow} Just stop...
(Just then, Luby comes out from the glass house after cleaning up in the bathroom)
Luby: So what did I miss?
Gmann: Coach is telling us his sob story about the Spit Summit narrative finale
Luby: Oh that's right....so Coach when is the narrative coming out?
Texasjack: {chortle} Coming out....
Bigwhitebeast: Seriously?
CS: Sorry to disappoint Peeps, but no Spit Summit narrative finale
Luby: Damn that sucks...so how do we find out who won the talent show?
CS: Oh that's simple, I can tell you who won the....
Gmann: {quickly covering CS's mouth with his hands} What Coach means is he doesn't know who won the talent show...{winking} right Coach?
Pave: Why did you just wink at him?
Gmann: Wink at who?
Pave: At Coach...what in the hell is going on here?
{Just then, the PM Notification pings on Pave's phone}
Pave: {checking his PM} What the...?
CS: Who is it?
Pave: It's from Keddy. Dear Pavetheway, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please stop asking about who won the talent show. Thanks, Keddy
Bigwhitebeast: So I guess we'll never find out who wins?
Cbird: Does it even matter anymore...didn't Copehater just donate another $1000?
CS: Yes he did....which puts them well over their goal
Luby: So then why can't we find out who is going to represent KTC at the Spit Summit?
Gmann: Gentlemen...in due time
Bigwhitebeast: In due time my ass! We deserve to know now!
(The quitters begin to crowd in on Gmann demanding to know who will be representing KTC at the Spit Summit. Just then, Gmann whips out a MOD Review Taser Gun and waves it at the quitters while he backs away)
Gmann: Alright, nobody make any sudden moves or you'll get put on review...
CS: Just hear us out....
Gmann: {backing towards the VW Beetle and opening the door with his free hand} NO! You listen to me...I'm gonna get in my car and drive away...we'll pretend like none of this ever happened
(Gmann gets into the salmon colored VW Beetle and peels out of the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012)
Texasjack: He's changed....
CS: I know TJ...I know...
Luby: So Coach, can't you just tell us who is going?
CS: Oh yeah, I suppose I can....the two representatives for KTC at the 2013 Spit Summit are . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #202 on: July 31, 2013, 04:52:00 PM »
(Coach Steve pulls into the driveway of the Glass House of April 12 and sees Gmann's VW Beetle parked in his spot....except now it's painted Salmon. "FUGM," Coach Steve mutters to himself as he backs his car out and parks on the street. As Coach Steve climbs the front steps he sees Cbird, ERDVM, Pavetheway, Texasjack and Bigwhitebeast sitting on the front porch)

CS: You guys waiting for me?
Pave: Not really...we're just talking about my pee pee
CS: Your pee pee? I was on vacation last week...did I miss something?
Texasjack: Wait....no one told Coach about Pave's pee pee?
Pave: You'll have to ask Vadge...he seems to know more about it than I do
ERDVM: Well maybe that's because your pee pee problem is also found in llamas
Bigwhitebeast: Pave has a llama pee pee?
CS: What the fuck guys....?
Cbird: Coach I'm still not sure what is going on with Pave's llama pee pee
CS: I'm beginning to wonder whether I even want to know?
(Just then, Tstahr walks out of the house)
Tstahr: Did I hear llama pee pee?
Pave: {burying his head in his hands} Dammit.....
CS: What the hell Pave?
Pave: {flustered} Guys! Enough with the pee pee stuff!
Texasjack: Uh oh....looks like someone is getting 'pissed' off! {nudging Vadge with his elbow} See what I did there?
ERDVM: Yeah I get it...the llama doesn't think it's very funny though
Texasjack: What llama?
ERDVM: {pointing} That llama
Bigwhitebeast: Hahaha! I think TJ offended the llama!
CS: So I see Gmann is back to parking in my space again...is he here?
Cbird: Yeah he's inside
CS: Doing what?
Cbird: I think he's playing checkers with Hipster
CS: Checkers with Hipster huh?
Cbird: Yeah...he also said he wanted to talk to you
CS: About what?
Cbird: I dunno...he just pulled up, got out of the VW Beetle and started asking about a narrative
(Just then, Gmann walks out of the house)
Gmann: Just the man I was looking for!
CS: That's funny, you're just the ghey I was looking for!
Gmann: Coach....words hurt
CS: I know...FUAGM
Gmann: FUAGM?
CS: FU Admin Gmann
Gmann: That hurts Coach....so how about a narrative for the newest ADMIN?
ERDVM: {sarcastic clap} Yaaaah for new ADMIN, tell Remy I said hello
Gmann: Very funny Vadge...you know ADMIN's have feelings too
ERDVM: Really? I wasn't aware of such 'feelings'. I thought ADMIN have two settings...quiet and telling you to shut up
Gmann: Cutting me deep Vadge...
(Just then, the PM notification alerts ERDVM to a new message)
ERDVM: {checking his phone} Oh look...it's a new message from Keddy
CS: Why don't you read it?
ERDVM: {reading the message} My Dearest ERDVM, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please do not disparage the ADMIN. Thanks, Keddy
CS: Do you get those PM's often?
ERDVM: More than you can imagine
CS: Wow, you must be some kind of asshole!
ERDVM: I think I'm on some type of wanted poster in Remshot's bathroom...like he stares at me while he's pooping cause I make him angry and he can push harder
(The PM notification pings on ERDVM's phone again)
ERDVM: Oh wait...this one's from Mjollnir
Cbird: This oughta be good...
ERDVM: Dear Badge, Please do not speak of Remshot using the restroom....it's inappropriate. I will mute you if you continue this behavior, this is your last warning. Thanks, Mjollnir
CS: Uh oh....someone is gonna earn themself a trip to the principal's office
Cbird: Yeah...and you'd better not mention any beef that you have with newer groups refusing to remove the line between their group and the supporters!
(Just then, the Pm notification on Cbird's laptop pings)
ERDVM: You know what that means...
Cbird: Yep...it's a PM from Mjollnir
Texasjack: {peeing off the porch into the bushes} Are we still talking about Pave's llama pee pee?
(Just then, Luby aka Peepers jumps out of the bushes where TJ is peeing)
Luby: Dude! Watch where you're draining that thing...can't you see I'm peeping here?
Texasjack: Oh shit....my bad Peepers!
Luby: That's ok...do you guys have a towel or something?
Gmann: {taking something out of his back pocket} All I have is this salmon handkerchief
Luby: I guess that'll have to do
CS: {to Cbird} So what does your PM say?
Cbird: Oh right. It says...Dear Cbird65, Please do not disparage other quit groups, they are free to do as they please with their own group, even if it is a bit over the top, ridiculously extravagant and/or generally ineffective. Thanks, Mjollnir
ERDVM: Nice one...
Cbird: {slamming down his laptop screen} Makes my vigor erupt!
CS: Well he's right about one thing...
Cbird: What's that?
CS: All of the colors, silly group names, games, questions of the day, buddy systems, etc. are generally ineffective when it comes to the actual quit
Pave: You can say that again!
CS: {fist bump w/ Pave} Damn right. It takes nothing but stone cold balls quit every damn day to make a group like April 12
ERDVM: I feel an acronym coming on....
Pave: You mean...SCBQEDD?
ERDVM: That's the one!
(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)
CS: Oh look guys...I got one from NOLAQ!
Bigwhitebeast: He's my fav...read it Coach!
CS: Dear Coach Turd, Please refrain from creating any more acronyms, we are already tired of being asked what QLF stands for. Thanks, NOLAQ
Texasjack: Isn't NOLAQ an acronym?
CS: Sure is...
Gmann: FUCS
CS: Also an acronym...
Tstahr: Maybe we should change our name to the Acronyms of April 12?
(A record scratches and everyone stops and stares at Tstahr)
Bigwhitebeast: Really?
Tstahr: What....?
Bigwhitebeast: The Acronyms of April?
Tstahr: Yeah....so?
Pave: The AOA?
Bigwhitebeast: {slapping Pave on the shoulder} Dammit pave don't encourage him!
(Just then, the PM notification on Coach Steve's phone pings)
CS: {looking at his phone} Uh oh....
Cbird: Who is it?
CS: It's from Wastepanel, and I'm pretty sure I know what he wants
Pave: Which is what exactly?
CS: He probably wants to know when they're gonna get the final narrative for the Spit Summit {checking the PM} Yep, I was right
Bigwhitebeast: So...when is that going to be done?
CS: Well I've already submitted 2 and they were both rejected...
Cbird: What do you mean rejected?
CS: The first one involved me being captured by Instigator and his minions. Gator was the villain and he swore revenge upon the ADMIN for 'ruining him'
Pave: Sounds like a killer plot line...
CS: It was ok....but it took like 7-8 hours over a span of 3 days to write the damn thing
ERDVM: Geez-us....it takes you that long to write these things?
CS: Not all of them, like this one might take 2-3 hours depending on if I get distracted by other stuff. Plus I was really forcing the creativity at that point in the Spit Summit narratives so what was going on paper wasn't exactly high quality
Tstahr: {rubbing Coach Steve's back} Coach don't be so hard on yourself
CS: It's just how I work Tstahr....if the narrative doesn't make me laugh or want to read it again then it's probably not entertaining for other readers. At that point it's borderline garbage
Gmann: Coach, this is some of the lamest shit I've ever heard...
CS: Oh yeah thanks for reminding me Gmann....you had a decent part in the first Spit Summit Finale
Gmann: I know...{sighing}...but we just couldn't risk delving up bad memories
CS: Yeah....water under the bridge or something like that right G?
Gmann: Something like that yeah...
CS: So anyways...then I go about writing a whole other narrative. The second one had a softer Scooby Doo theme and the villan was an obscure quitter that not many people would remember
Bigwhitebeast: Who was it Coach?
CS: Let's just say...pinch the bear
Pave: Dennis!
CS: Right...
Pave: What a douche that guy was!
ERDVM: Home brew!
CS: Yeah the home brew was part of the plot, but the end was the best part in my opinion. That was where Euty ended up being the 'man behind the mask' and his plan was to rid KTC of all of the potty mouthed quitters
Cbird: That sounds epic!
CS: Not really...the second narrative was worst than the first one. You see, when I'm not enjoying what I'm writing the plot quickly goes to shit and gets real unoriginal...
(Coach Steve pauses and looks at Tstahr)
CS: Dude you've been rubbing my back for over a minute, can you please stop?
Tstahr: Oh...sorry Coach
Gmann: So.....?
CS: So what?
Gmann: So when are you going to finish the Spit Summit narratives?
CS: I'm not going to...the creative juice has left my body
Texasjack: My creative juice leaves my body every night, Am I right guise? {elbowing BWB}
Bigwhitebeast: {furrowing his brow} Just stop...
(Just then, Luby comes out from the glass house after cleaning up in the bathroom)
Luby: So what did I miss?
Gmann: Coach is telling us his sob story about the Spit Summit narrative finale
Luby: Oh that's right....so Coach when is the narrative coming out?
Texasjack: {chortle} Coming out....
Bigwhitebeast: Seriously?
CS: Sorry to disappoint Peeps, but no Spit Summit narrative finale
Luby: Damn that sucks...so how do we find out who won the talent show?
CS: Oh that's simple, I can tell you who won the....
Gmann: {quickly covering CS's mouth with his hands} What Coach means is he doesn't know who won the talent show...{winking} right Coach?
Pave: Why did you just wink at him?
Gmann: Wink at who?
Pave: At Coach...what in the hell is going on here?
{Just then, the PM Notification pings on Pave's phone}
Pave: {checking his PM} What the...?
CS: Who is it?
Pave: It's from Keddy. Dear Pavetheway, Thank you for all of the energy you put into this place, but please stop asking about who won the talent show. Thanks, Keddy
Bigwhitebeast: So I guess we'll never find out who wins?
Cbird: Does it even matter anymore...didn't Copehater just donate another $1000?
CS: Yes he did....which puts them well over their goal
Luby: So then why can't we find out who is going to represent KTC at the Spit Summit?
Gmann: Gentlemen...in due time
Bigwhitebeast: In due time my ass! We deserve to know now!
(The quitters begin to crowd in on Gmann demanding to know who will be representing KTC at the Spit Summit. Just then, Gmann whips out a MOD Review Taser Gun and waves it at the quitters while he backs away)
Gmann: Alright, nobody make any sudden moves or you'll get put on review...
CS: Just hear us out....
Gmann: {backing towards the VW Beetle and opening the door with his free hand} NO! You listen to me...I'm gonna get in my car and drive away...we'll pretend like none of this ever happened
(Gmann gets into the salmon colored VW Beetle and peels out of the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012)
Texasjack: He's changed....
CS: I know TJ...I know...
Luby: So Coach, can't you just tell us who is going?
CS: Oh yeah, I suppose I can....the two representatives for KTC at the 2013 Spit Summit are . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #201 on: July 26, 2013, 10:29:00 AM »
Ode to Q-L-F
(this Ode contains words some may find offensive)

Everyday in every group,
Three letters appear that tell a truth.
You've seen them before, you know what they are!
The letters Q-L-F, a great story by far.
I got to digging, and started asking around.
Sure glad I did, and here's what I found.
This story you'll love, and you better believe.
Cuz this stuff is Gospel, it came from CoachSteve.
Awhile ago, he was hanging in chat.
It's was cool back then, imagine that....
Someone had mentioned his quit group was tough.
He said "we sure are, cuz WE QUIT LIKE FUCK"
That's what he said, he didn't mean any harm.
I believe in it too, it's tattooed on my arm!
But there had to be more cuz it's used everyday.
What else is QLF trying to say?
The W's for WE means we sure ain't alone.
WE do this together staying bad to the bone.
The Q is for QUIT that's the choice that I make!
It's as serious as hell, nothing lightly to take.
The L is for Like, there's not much to say.
WE QUIT FUCK, sounds pretty darn ghey....
The F is for FUCK now thats got some TEETH.
Yeah it's a harsh word, from me, there's no beef.
It means you're all in and balls to the wall.
You keep your quit guarded, and give it your all.
You never get complacent, sitting back on your quit.
You're always staying alert, not taking any shit!
You wake every day, even after the HOF,
Look straight in the mirror, tell the nic to FUCK OFF.
And those who use it, better earn their way.
They do it by posting EVERY DAMN DAY!
QLF in closing is really high class!
If you're gonna use, don't use it half-ass!
So CoachSteve, we thank you, for giving this gift.
And if the word was offensive, I hope it caused no rift.
These three letter, all short, still say so much more.
And daily they'll be used, flipping off the nic whore....



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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #200 on: July 26, 2013, 02:31:00 AM »
Quote from: CBird65
Quote from: Evil_Won
Quote from: Mjollnir
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: Mjollnir
Just dropping by to say....
Your mom just dropped by last night
'bang head'
'crackup'
So edgy!
And like taking candy from a baby 'Crazy'

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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #199 on: July 25, 2013, 12:23:00 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Won
Quote from: Mjollnir
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: Mjollnir
Just dropping by to say....
Your mom just dropped by last night
'bang head'
'crackup'
So edgy!
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #198 on: July 25, 2013, 12:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Mjollnir
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: Mjollnir
Just dropping by to say....
Your mom just dropped by last night
'bang head'
'crackup'
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #197 on: July 24, 2013, 11:16:00 PM »
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Your mom just dropped by last night
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #196 on: July 23, 2013, 09:03:00 PM »
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #195 on: July 22, 2013, 11:35:00 PM »
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #194 on: July 02, 2013, 05:34:00 AM »
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Part 3

(Coach Steve awakens to the sound of a bell ringing outside the Glass House of April 2012. “What the hell is that…?” he mutters as he hops out of bed, throws on some clothes and heads downstairs. As he gets into the front hallway he passes Ranger5 posting roll)

Ranger5: Mornin Coach!
CS: Mornin RangerÂ….do you know what in the hell is going on with the bell?
Ranger5: I dunnoÂ…something about getting some donations maybe?
CS: Ok thanks
(CS heads outside and sees Cbird sitting on the front porch sipping his coffee)
Cbird: Mornin sleepy head!
CS: Dude whereÂ’s that bell coming from?
(Cbird points to the street in front of the Glass House where pavetheway and ERDVM are ringing bells next to a red coffee can)
CS: What are they doing?
Cbird: What do you think theyÂ’re doing?
CS: I dunnoÂ….thatÂ’s why I asked
Cbird: Well KTC wants to send 2 representatives to the 2013 National Spit Summit in Montana, right?
CS: YeahÂ…Â…
Cbird: And itÂ’s not free, right?
CS: YeahÂ…Â…
Cbird: Do I really need to explain this to you? ArenÂ’t you the one writing this story?
CS: WriterÂ’s block I guessÂ…..
Cbird: Well unblock your head and get to work!
ERDVM: {from the street} ThatÂ’s what your mom said last night!
Cbird: Dammit CoachÂ….do you see what youÂ’ve started?
(Just then, the crew sees Euty riding his Hoverround up the sidewalk towards the quittersÂ….)
Euty: {shaking his fist} Hehhhh! WhatÂ’s that infernal racket?!
PTW: Sorry EutyÂ….itÂ’s just a bell
Euty: Dang whippersnappers! ItÂ’s not enough that I have to listen to your potty mouths all dayÂ…now youÂ’re ringing bells!
(Just then, Keddy and Kdip roll up in a MOD Squad Crown Vic)
Euty: Good, itÂ’s the MOD squatters! {pointing at everyone else} Put these quitters on review!
Keddy: {stepping out of the car} Actually weÂ’re the MOD squadÂ…Euty what are you talking about?
Euty: IÂ’m sick and tired of this place being overrun by hooligans!
Kdip: Ok, okÂ…what seems to be the problem?
Euty: All of this potty mouthery! You knowÂ….quit like fffffff, like ffffffÂ…oh like fudge, you know what I mean!
Keddy: But Euty, some people prefer a little attitude to their quitÂ…I think QLF is just as expression of that mindset
Euty: Damn kids these daysÂ….what ever happened to quit like friends?
ERDVM: {chuckling} Quit like friends?
Euty: ThatÂ’s right DrÂ…Â…what do they call you Â….Badge?
ERDVM: ItÂ’s Vadge actually
Euty: Of course it isÂ…..donÂ’t you people know how to speak like adults?
(Just then, jpine drives up on his golf cart)
jpine: What are you assholes doing?
Euty: Cover your ears!
ERDVM: Morning jpine!
jpine: Are you the leader of this group?
PTW: FU jpine!
jpine: {looking at PTW} Oh so youÂ’re the leader of this group, huh? You speak for everyone?
CS: Really jpine? DidnÂ’t we do this like a year ago?
Keddy: Ok everybody needs to calm down
jpine: What are you 2 MOD turds doing here anyways?
Kdip: Well we came to see Coach SteveÂ…
jpine: For what?
Keddy: WeÂ’re two of the finalists to attend the Spit Summit
Jpine: WhatÂ’s the shit summit?
Kdip: Spit summitÂ…itÂ’s a forum for professionals in the smokeless tobacco field to come together and learn of best practices, and share success stories
Keddy: They also learn about prevention and cessation approaches that work and become aware of the latest in field research
Jpine: So tell meÂ….do any of these people actually know anything about quitting?
Keddy: According to Chewie, he and klark were the only quitters there last year
(Just then, Kubiak drives up in a convertible Chrysler Sebring…cdmavs and ericfrompitt are also in the car. The license plate says “BICURIS”)
Kubiak: What are you tools doing over here?
CS: Talking about the National Spit Summit
Kubiak: What in the hell is a Spit Summit?
Ericfrompitt: WaitÂ….IÂ’ve heard of this beforeÂ…arenÂ’t we trying to send representatives or something?
Keddy: ThatÂ’s correct
PTW: IÂ’ve got a great ideaÂ….we should send jpine and Euty!
Jpine: Great idea buttface
ERDVM: Hahaha! What do you think of that EutyÂ…..Euty?
(Euty has fallen asleep on his hoverround)
Kdip: {shaking Euty} EutyÂ…wake upÂ….weÂ’re sending you to the Spit Summit with jpine
Euty: {startled} Boobies!
Cdmavs: Did he just say boobies?
Kubiak: I believe he didÂ….I hope theyÂ’re nice boobies
Keddy: OkÂ….letÂ’s move alongÂ…nothing to see here
(Just then, Mthomas rides up on his Segway)
Mthomas: Saw there was a commotion over hereÂ….thought IÂ’d offer my 2 cents. So what are we talking about?
Cbird: Tattoos
Mthomas: Oh goodyÂ….{unzipping his fly} IÂ’ve got one to show everybodyÂ…
Kdip: {holding up his hands} Whoa, whoa, whoaÂ….letÂ’s not get too carried away
Mthomas: {zipping up his fly} Oh…hehe….I understand. Maybe it’s best to just describe it….it says “QLF’h”
Jpine: Is that in 2 pt font?
Mthomas: Very funny jpine! So I was taking a leak next to Gmann the other day…..he snuck a peak and asked me what it stood for? I told him it says “Quit Like Fuck Every Damn Day You Bad Ass Son of a Bitch!”
PTW: QLFEDDYBASOB
ERDVM: NiceÂ…Â…
(Just then, KKLJINC walks up and throws a $100 bill in the red coffee can)
KKLJINC: Love the Quit Like Fuck statement!
CS: Thanks bro!
Cbird: So how much more do we need?
Keddy: Hold on IÂ’ll call ChewieÂ…..{dialing on his phone}Â….Hey Chewie, itÂ’s Keddy. Oh not badÂ….just hangin with Coach Steve and the gang in the 2012 Quit Groups. So we all wanted to know where youÂ’re at on the fundraising for the Spit SummitÂ…..uh huh, uh huh, yeahÂ…I sure will, thanks!
Cbird: WellÂ…..
Keddy: It looks like weÂ’re at $4,296 as of yesterday
ERDVM: And we need what?
Keddy: $5,000
PTW: So weÂ’re almost there?
Kdip: Yup almostÂ…..man I get that tingling sensation in my loins whenever I think about going out to Montana!
CS: Did you just say loins?
Kdip: YeahÂ….tingly loins, what?
CS: UmÂ….nothing. DonÂ’t you have to win a talent show competition first?
Kdip: DonÂ’t worry about that CSÂ…..
Keddy: Whatever kdipÂ…..youÂ’re no match for my talent!
CS: Which is what exactly?
Keddy: I’m going to sing “I Believe I Can Fly” by R. Kelly….in Ancient Greek!
CS: {sarcastically} YeahÂ…..sounds like a winner
(Just then, Wastepanel and Gmann drive up in the pink Volkswagon Beetle)
Mthomas: Gmann! Wanna see my tattoo again?
Jpine: I donÂ’t think he brought his reading glasses
ERDVM: {chortle} OoopsÂ….oh well, I guess thatÂ’s my one laugh at a jpine joke this floorÂ…..donÂ’t have another one till the 6th floor
Wastepanel: What seems to be the boggle here?
Euty: Finally someone who can drive these ruffians out of this neighborhood!
Wastepanel: UmÂ….Euty, weÂ’re not in your neighborhood
Euty: Nonsense! The December 2006 St. Nic-O-Frees house of brick is right overÂ…Â…
Wastepanel: Over where Euty?
(Euty points towards the February 2012 Underground House where Bruce is watering the plants in Crocs and a purple tank top)
Bruce: {waiving} Hey quitters!
Mookieblaylock: Bump
Bruce: Bump for what?
Mookieblaylock: IÂ…umÂ…..never mind
Gmann: FUCS
CS: For what?
Gmann: This is my first line in the Spit Summit NarrativesÂ….what a shame
CS: IÂ’m sorry GmannÂ…would you like a tampon to dry your tears?
Gmann: FUCS
(Just then, 2mch2lv4 and Lionheartedgirl ride up on pink ATVs)
2mch: So LHGÂ….tell me why do the boys get to have all the fun?
LHG: I guess no one pays attention to girls unless youÂ’re posting suggestive pics and talking about threesomes?
2mch: Amen sister!
LHG: {high fiving 2mch} Girl power!
Gmann: {going for a high five Yeah! Girl powerÂ….umÂ…wait, what?
CS: Nice one Gmann
Wastepanel: So CoachÂ….are you still looking for the 5 finalists?
CS: Found all of ‘em except for one
Wastepanel: Well look no further
CS: WaitÂ….youÂ’re the 5th finalist?
Wastepanel: Did the sun melt IcarusÂ’s wings?
CS: I guess soÂ…..does this mean IÂ’m finished with the Spit Summit narratives?
Gmann: Not so fast CSÂ…..we still have a talent show to determine the winner
CS: Ah yesÂ….how could I forget about the talent show, so remind me when that is supposed to happen?
Wastepanel: Early next week at the KTC Quitatorium
CS: IÂ’ll be there!

(The quitters disperse as ERDVM and PTW continue to ring their bells next to the red coffee can)
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #193 on: June 30, 2013, 09:33:00 PM »
Part 3

(Coach Steve awakens to the sound of a bell ringing outside the Glass House of April 2012. “What the hell is that…?” he mutters as he hops out of bed, throws on some clothes and heads downstairs. As he gets into the front hallway he passes Ranger5 posting roll)

Ranger5: Mornin Coach!
CS: Mornin RangerÂ….do you know what in the hell is going on with the bell?
Ranger5: I dunnoÂ…something about getting some donations maybe?
CS: Ok thanks
(CS heads outside and sees Cbird sitting on the front porch sipping his coffee)
Cbird: Mornin sleepy head!
CS: Dude whereÂ’s that bell coming from?
(Cbird points to the street in front of the Glass House where pavetheway and ERDVM are ringing bells next to a red coffee can)
CS: What are they doing?
Cbird: What do you think theyÂ’re doing?
CS: I dunnoÂ….thatÂ’s why I asked
Cbird: Well KTC wants to send 2 representatives to the 2013 National Spit Summit in Montana, right?
CS: YeahÂ…Â…
Cbird: And itÂ’s not free, right?
CS: YeahÂ…Â…
Cbird: Do I really need to explain this to you? ArenÂ’t you the one writing this story?
CS: WriterÂ’s block I guessÂ…..
Cbird: Well unblock your head and get to work!
ERDVM: {from the street} ThatÂ’s what your mom said last night!
Cbird: Dammit CoachÂ….do you see what youÂ’ve started?
(Just then, the crew sees Euty riding his Hoverround up the sidewalk towards the quittersÂ….)
Euty: {shaking his fist} Hehhhh! WhatÂ’s that infernal racket?!
PTW: Sorry EutyÂ….itÂ’s just a bell
Euty: Dang whippersnappers! ItÂ’s not enough that I have to listen to your potty mouths all dayÂ…now youÂ’re ringing bells!
(Just then, Keddy and Kdip roll up in a MOD Squad Crown Vic)
Euty: Good, itÂ’s the MOD squatters! {pointing at everyone else} Put these quitters on review!
Keddy: {stepping out of the car} Actually weÂ’re the MOD squadÂ…Euty what are you talking about?
Euty: IÂ’m sick and tired of this place being overrun by hooligans!
Kdip: Ok, okÂ…what seems to be the problem?
Euty: All of this potty mouthery! You knowÂ….quit like fffffff, like ffffffÂ…oh like fudge, you know what I mean!
Keddy: But Euty, some people prefer a little attitude to their quitÂ…I think QLF is just as expression of that mindset
Euty: Damn kids these daysÂ….what ever happened to quit like friends?
ERDVM: {chuckling} Quit like friends?
Euty: ThatÂ’s right DrÂ…Â…what do they call you Â….Badge?
ERDVM: ItÂ’s Vadge actually
Euty: Of course it isÂ…..donÂ’t you people know how to speak like adults?
(Just then, jpine drives up on his golf cart)
jpine: What are you assholes doing?
Euty: Cover your ears!
ERDVM: Morning jpine!
jpine: Are you the leader of this group?
PTW: FU jpine!
jpine: {looking at PTW} Oh so youÂ’re the leader of this group, huh? You speak for everyone?
CS: Really jpine? DidnÂ’t we do this like a year ago?
Keddy: Ok everybody needs to calm down
jpine: What are you 2 MOD turds doing here anyways?
Kdip: Well we came to see Coach SteveÂ…
jpine: For what?
Keddy: WeÂ’re two of the finalists to attend the Spit Summit
Jpine: WhatÂ’s the shit summit?
Kdip: Spit summitÂ…itÂ’s a forum for professionals in the smokeless tobacco field to come together and learn of best practices, and share success stories
Keddy: They also learn about prevention and cessation approaches that work and become aware of the latest in field research
Jpine: So tell meÂ….do any of these people actually know anything about quitting?
Keddy: According to Chewie, he and klark were the only quitters there last year
(Just then, Kubiak drives up in a convertible Chrysler Sebring…cdmavs and ericfrompitt are also in the car. The license plate says “BICURIS”)
Kubiak: What are you tools doing over here?
CS: Talking about the National Spit Summit
Kubiak: What in the hell is a Spit Summit?
Ericfrompitt: WaitÂ….IÂ’ve heard of this beforeÂ…arenÂ’t we trying to send representatives or something?
Keddy: ThatÂ’s correct
PTW: IÂ’ve got a great ideaÂ….we should send jpine and Euty!
Jpine: Great idea buttface
ERDVM: Hahaha! What do you think of that EutyÂ…..Euty?
(Euty has fallen asleep on his hoverround)
Kdip: {shaking Euty} EutyÂ…wake upÂ….weÂ’re sending you to the Spit Summit with jpine
Euty: {startled} Boobies!
Cdmavs: Did he just say boobies?
Kubiak: I believe he didÂ….I hope theyÂ’re nice boobies
Keddy: OkÂ….letÂ’s move alongÂ…nothing to see here
(Just then, Mthomas rides up on his Segway)
Mthomas: Saw there was a commotion over hereÂ….thought IÂ’d offer my 2 cents. So what are we talking about?
Cbird: Tattoos
Mthomas: Oh goodyÂ….{unzipping his fly} IÂ’ve got one to show everybodyÂ…
Kdip: {holding up his hands} Whoa, whoa, whoaÂ….letÂ’s not get too carried away
Mthomas: {zipping up his fly} Oh…hehe….I understand. Maybe it’s best to just describe it….it says “QLF’h”
Jpine: Is that in 2 pt font?
Mthomas: Very funny jpine! So I was taking a leak next to Gmann the other day…..he snuck a peak and asked me what it stood for? I told him it says “Quit Like Fuck Every Damn Day You Bad Ass Son of a Bitch!”
PTW: QLFEDDYBASOB
ERDVM: NiceÂ…Â…
(Just then, KKLJINC walks up and throws a $100 bill in the red coffee can)
KKLJINC: Love the Quit Like Fuck statement!
CS: Thanks bro!
Cbird: So how much more do we need?
Keddy: Hold on IÂ’ll call ChewieÂ…..{dialing on his phone}Â….Hey Chewie, itÂ’s Keddy. Oh not badÂ….just hangin with Coach Steve and the gang in the 2012 Quit Groups. So we all wanted to know where youÂ’re at on the fundraising for the Spit SummitÂ…..uh huh, uh huh, yeahÂ…I sure will, thanks!
Cbird: WellÂ…..
Keddy: It looks like weÂ’re at $4,296 as of yesterday
ERDVM: And we need what?
Keddy: $5,000
PTW: So weÂ’re almost there?
Kdip: Yup almostÂ…..man I get that tingling sensation in my loins whenever I think about going out to Montana!
CS: Did you just say loins?
Kdip: YeahÂ….tingly loins, what?
CS: UmÂ….nothing. DonÂ’t you have to win a talent show competition first?
Kdip: DonÂ’t worry about that CSÂ…..
Keddy: Whatever kdipÂ…..youÂ’re no match for my talent!
CS: Which is what exactly?
Keddy: I’m going to sing “I Believe I Can Fly” by R. Kelly….in Ancient Greek!
CS: {sarcastically} YeahÂ…..sounds like a winner
(Just then, Wastepanel and Gmann drive up in the pink Volkswagon Beetle)
Mthomas: Gmann! Wanna see my tattoo again?
Jpine: I donÂ’t think he brought his reading glasses
ERDVM: {chortle} OoopsÂ….oh well, I guess thatÂ’s my one laugh at a jpine joke this floorÂ…..donÂ’t have another one till the 6th floor
Wastepanel: What seems to be the boggle here?
Euty: Finally someone who can drive these ruffians out of this neighborhood!
Wastepanel: UmÂ….Euty, weÂ’re not in your neighborhood
Euty: Nonsense! The December 2006 St. Nic-O-Frees house of brick is right overÂ…Â…
Wastepanel: Over where Euty?
(Euty points towards the February 2012 Underground House where Bruce is watering the plants in Crocs and a purple tank top)
Bruce: {waiving} Hey quitters!
Mookieblaylock: Bump
Bruce: Bump for what?
Mookieblaylock: IÂ…umÂ…..never mind
Gmann: FUCS
CS: For what?
Gmann: This is my first line in the Spit Summit NarrativesÂ….what a shame
CS: IÂ’m sorry GmannÂ…would you like a tampon to dry your tears?
Gmann: FUCS
(Just then, 2mch2lv4 and Lionheartedgirl ride up on pink ATVs)
2mch: So LHGÂ….tell me why do the boys get to have all the fun?
LHG: I guess no one pays attention to girls unless youÂ’re posting suggestive pics and talking about threesomes?
2mch: Amen sister!
LHG: {high fiving 2mch} Girl power!
Gmann: {going for a high five Yeah! Girl powerÂ….umÂ…wait, what?
CS: Nice one Gmann
Wastepanel: So CoachÂ….are you still looking for the 5 finalists?
CS: Found all of ‘em except for one
Wastepanel: Well look no further
CS: WaitÂ….youÂ’re the 5th finalist?
Wastepanel: Did the sun melt IcarusÂ’s wings?
CS: I guess soÂ…..does this mean IÂ’m finished with the Spit Summit narratives?
Gmann: Not so fast CSÂ…..we still have a talent show to determine the winner
CS: Ah yesÂ….how could I forget about the talent show, so remind me when that is supposed to happen?
Wastepanel: Early next week at the KTC Quitatorium
CS: IÂ’ll be there!

(The quitters disperse as ERDVM and PTW continue to ring their bells next to the red coffee can)
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #192 on: June 28, 2013, 10:25:00 PM »
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Part Two

(Just as Ready is beginning to explain to CS how the 5 finalists to represent KTC at the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana on August 6-8 will find him, Nolaq re-enters the room)
NOLAMFQ: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but I have an urgent message {leaning down to whisper into Loot's ear}
Loot: {rolling his eyes} Ferfucksake......
Ready: Mr. Coach, it appears we have another matter that needs our attention {motioning to Mjollnir} Please show Mr. Coach the way home
Mjollnir: With pleasure
CS: What.....you're sending me home with him?
Ready: Fine.....Scowick, please accompany them
Scowick: Will do...{gesturing} this way Coach
(Mjollnir and Scowick fly CS back to the 2013 National Spit Summit fundraising thermometer. The helicopter arrives just as the sun is dipping below the horizon....CS steps out of the helicopter )
Scowick: Remember the talent competition is only a few days away, you've got some work to do
Mjollnir: Yeah Coach...get to work!
CS: Hey Mjollnir
Mjollnir: Yeah.....?
CS: That's what your mom said last night
Mjollnir: Why you little!
(Scowick lifts the helicopter into the air and leaves CS standing in a swirling cloud of dust)
CS: {talking to himself} Great.....now its dark and I've got to walk my ass back to the Glass House
(CS looks down the main road and then peers down the dirt access road used by MODS)
CS: {to himself} I know they tell us not to use these roads.....but what the hell
(CS starts out down the dirt access road. The road is only wide enough for one vehicle as overgrown weeds and trees line the shoulders. The road winds back and forth and the stark moonlight is the only thing enabling CS to see which direction the road is turning. Just then, CS hears a rustling in the bushes)
CS: {freezing} Who goes there?
(Rustling stops....)
CS: {swallowing the lump in his throat} Show yourself....this is your last warning!
(Someone stumbles out of the bushes with his hands halfway in the air. CS can't make out his face in the pale moonlight)
Mystery Quitter: Whoa, whoa, whoa.....no need to get all crazy there cowboy!
CS: You sound familiar...do I know you?
Mystery Quitter: Maybe.....I haven't been around here in awhile
CS: Wait.....Gator....is that you?
Instigator: The one and only....how have been Coach?
CS: Oh not bad......what in the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
Instigator: Trying to lay low....I just got back into town a few days ago
CS: Where have you been?
Instigator: Oh here and there really....nothing exciting to speak of
CS: If I recall correctly, you pissed some people off before leaving town
Instigator: Yeah I did.....I was a loose cannon back then. So Coach...why in the hell are YOU out here in the middle of the night?
CS: I'm on a mission
Instigator: {sarcastically waiving his hands in the air} Ooooohh....super special Coach. What's your mission?
CS: To spread the word about the 2013 National Spit Summit and the 2 representatives KTC will be sending this year
Instigator: Sounds like a worthy cause, so what's the gig?
CS: Well apparently I'm supposed to interview the finalists
Instigator: Who are the finalists?
CS: I don't know yet....
(Just then, the quitters see the headlights of a MOD Squad Crown Vic rounding a curve up ahead, they duck into the thick brushÂ….)
Razd: {hanging his head out of the passenger window holding an old fashioned spot light} Naw man, Kate Upton is waaaaay hotter than Catrinel Menghia
Jost2brown: {bringing the car to a stop} Dude I donÂ’t even know who Catrinel Men-chia isÂ…
Razd: Men-ghiaÂ…itÂ’s the girl from the Fiat commercials
J2B: WhateverÂ….hey you sense that?
Razd: YesÂ…my MOD sense is going crazy!
(Back over in the bushes)
Instigator: ShitÂ…..I think theyÂ’re onto me
CS: What do you mean ‘onto you’?
Instigator: Never mind thatÂ….hey I gotta split, donÂ’t worry they wonÂ’t mess with youÂ….{patting CS on the chest}Â….just be sure not to tell them you talked to me
CS: WaitÂ…what are you talking aboutÂ…Â…?
(Instigator slips into the shadows of the tall brushÂ…
J2b: {shining his flashlight in CSÂ’s face} Hey you there..! What are you doing here?
CS: {putting his hands in the air} FU J2B
J2B: FUCS
Razd: Whatcha got Brown?
J2b: Got us a stragglerÂ….
Razd: {seeing CS} Well, well, wellÂ….F.U.C.S
CS: Howdy RazdÂ….
Razd: Whatcha doing out here Coach?
CS: On my way home, just got lost I guessÂ….
J2B: Lost huhÂ…? Out here?
CS: YeahÂ…..IÂ’m trying to find some people
Razd: Who people?
CS: I was told the finalists to attend the 2013 National Spit Summit in Montana will be finding me
J2B: {surprised look} Hot damn Razd! ItÂ’s him!
CS: {looking at Razd and pointing at J2B} WhatÂ’s he talking about?
Razd: WeÂ’re two of the finalistsÂ….
CS: OhhhhhhhÂ…..I see. So you guys wanna represent KTC at the Spit Summit?
J2B: You bet Coach! Me and razd would make a great team!
CS: Oh so youÂ’re a sister act?
Razd: FUCS
CS: Seriously thoughÂ…can a brother get a ride back to town?
Razd: Hop inÂ….
(Riding in the MOD Squad Crown Vic on the way back to the 2012 Quit Groups)
CS: So....who were you guys looking for back there?
J2B: Oooh this is fun....I feel like we're in one of those reality cop shows!
Razd: Pipe down chatter nut....
J2B: Chatter nut?
CS: Seriously....what is it a matter of national security or something?
Razd: Not really, we were looking for the quitter that calls himself Instigator
CS: Oh.....
Razd: He's returned to KTC following a long absence and we've been told to keep an eye out for him
J2B: Yeah he's a former chat mod too so he knows all of the back roads
Razd: So Coach....you didn't see anything odd out there did you?
CS: Um......can't say that I did. So....what are you guys planning on doing as your talent?
J2B: Well like we said it's going to be a team act, maybe some juggling, a few magic tricks and some sketch comedy
CS: Sounds invigoratingÂ…
Razd: Very funny CoachÂ….either way it doesnÂ’t matter what we do for our talent. ItÂ’s much more important that KTC have representation at the 2013 National Spit Summit. ThatÂ’s what weÂ’re all here forÂ…the quit, and the more people we can reach the better
J2B: Right you are Razd!
CS: Well said sir
(As the MOD Squad Crown Vic bounds over the HOF train railroad tracks they notice CleanFuel walking on the sidewalk)
CS: Hey guys can you pull over so I can holler at Cleanfuel?
J2B: I dunno CoachÂ….we really need to getÂ…
Razd: {Interrupting J2B} What J2B meant to say is we really donÂ’t mindÂ…
J2B: Right you are Razd!
(Razd hits the siren once and pulls up next to CleanFuel)
CS: {hanging out of the window} What are you doing out on the streets this late?
CleanFuel: {startled} Damn Coach, you scared the shit out of meÂ….what in the hell are you doing in a MOD Squad car?
CS: ItÂ’s kind of a long storyÂ…letÂ’s just say IÂ’m spreading the word about the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana on Aug. 6-8
CleanFuel: What about it?
J2B: {rolling down the window} TheyÂ’re sending two representatives from KTC
CleanFuel: Sounds awesome, whoÂ’s going?
CS: DonÂ’t know yet, itÂ’ll all be decided by a talent show competition. Razd and J2B here are a few of the finalists
CleanFuel: CoolÂ….a talent show seems like an odd way to designate representatives but whatever. IÂ’ll support KTC in any way I can
CS: Thanks for supporting the cause
CleanFuel: Hey no problem Coach, I owe this place big time!
CS: You and me bothÂ….well you have yourself a good night sir
CleanFuel: You too Coach! Quit Like Fuck!
(Razd winds the MOD Squad Crown Vic down Quit Groups Boulevard and turns into the 2012 Quit Groups subdivision. They pass the August 2012 house where Ziesmer has trimmed the front hedges into a large middle finger)
CS: Oh that ZÂ…what a character
Razd: {pulling into the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012} Right you are Coach! So weÂ’re hereÂ….
CS: Thanks for the rideÂ….I guess IÂ’ll be seeing you guys at the talent show competition?
J2B: Sounds good Coach
(CS steps out of the Crown Vic and ascends the stairs to the Glass House as Razd backs out of the driveway and speeds off towards Quit Groups Boulevard)
CS: {to himself} What an odd dayÂ….
(CS unlocks the front door and steps into the foyer of the Glass House. As he closes the door, he hears a familiar voice)
Cbird: Late night?
CS: Long storyÂ….how was the game?
Cbird: We out vigored them….beat ‘em 24-22. Vadge drove in the winning runs with an extra special vigor kick
CS: Sorry I missed itÂ…
Cbird: No worriesÂ…so Keddy stopped by earlier. He was looking for you but wouldnÂ’t tell me whyÂ….is there something I should know about?
CS: Like I said, long story
Cbird: Well maybe you can tell the Watcher one day. Anyways, Keddy said heÂ’d drop back by tomorrow
CS: GoodÂ…I need to rest my narrative muscles

To be continuedÂ…Â…
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #191 on: June 27, 2013, 01:42:00 PM »
Quote from: CBird65
Quote from: Coach
Part Two

(Just as Ready is beginning to explain to CS how the 5 finalists to represent KTC at the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana on August 6-8 will find him, Nolaq re-enters the room)
NOLAMFQ: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but I have an urgent message {leaning down to whisper into Loot's ear}
Loot: {rolling his eyes} Ferfucksake......
Ready: Mr. Coach, it appears we have another matter that needs our attention {motioning to Mjollnir} Please show Mr. Coach the way home
Mjollnir: With pleasure
CS: What.....you're sending me home with him?
Ready: Fine.....Scowick, please accompany them
Scowick: Will do...{gesturing} this way Coach
(Mjollnir and Scowick fly CS back to the 2013 National Spit Summit fundraising thermometer. The helicopter arrives just as the sun is dipping below the horizon....CS steps out of the helicopter )
Scowick: Remember the talent competition is only a few days away, you've got some work to do
Mjollnir: Yeah Coach...get to work!
CS: Hey Mjollnir
Mjollnir: Yeah.....?
CS: That's what your mom said last night
Mjollnir: Why you little!
(Scowick lifts the helicopter into the air and leaves CS standing in a swirling cloud of dust)
CS: {talking to himself} Great.....now its dark and I've got to walk my ass back to the Glass House
(CS looks down the main road and then peers down the dirt access road used by MODS)
CS: {to himself} I know they tell us not to use these roads.....but what the hell
(CS starts out down the dirt access road. The road is only wide enough for one vehicle as overgrown weeds and trees line the shoulders. The road winds back and forth and the stark moonlight is the only thing enabling CS to see which direction the road is turning. Just then, CS hears a rustling in the bushes)
CS: {freezing} Who goes there?
(Rustling stops....)
CS: {swallowing the lump in his throat} Show yourself....this is your last warning!
(Someone stumbles out of the bushes with his hands halfway in the air. CS can't make out his face in the pale moonlight)
Mystery Quitter: Whoa, whoa, whoa.....no need to get all crazy there cowboy!
CS: You sound familiar...do I know you?
Mystery Quitter: Maybe.....I haven't been around here in awhile
CS: Wait.....Gator....is that you?
Instigator: The one and only....how have been Coach?
CS: Oh not bad......what in the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
Instigator: Trying to lay low....I just got back into town a few days ago
CS: Where have you been?
Instigator: Oh here and there really....nothing exciting to speak of
CS: If I recall correctly, you pissed some people off before leaving town
Instigator: Yeah I did.....I was a loose cannon back then. So Coach...why in the hell are YOU out here in the middle of the night?
CS: I'm on a mission
Instigator: {sarcastically waiving his hands in the air} Ooooohh....super special Coach. What's your mission?
CS: To spread the word about the 2013 National Spit Summit and the 2 representatives KTC will be sending this year
Instigator: Sounds like a worthy cause, so what's the gig?
CS: Well apparently I'm supposed to interview the finalists
Instigator: Who are the finalists?
CS: I don't know yet....
(Just then, the quitters see the headlights of a MOD Squad Crown Vic rounding a curve up ahead, they duck into the thick brushÂ….)
Razd: {hanging his head out of the passenger window holding an old fashioned spot light} Naw man, Kate Upton is waaaaay hotter than Catrinel Menghia
Jost2brown: {bringing the car to a stop} Dude I donÂ’t even know who Catrinel Men-chia isÂ…
Razd: Men-ghiaÂ…itÂ’s the girl from the Fiat commercials
J2B: WhateverÂ….hey you sense that?
Razd: YesÂ…my MOD sense is going crazy!
(Back over in the bushes)
Instigator: ShitÂ…..I think theyÂ’re onto me
CS: What do you mean ‘onto you’?
Instigator: Never mind thatÂ….hey I gotta split, donÂ’t worry they wonÂ’t mess with youÂ….{patting CS on the chest}Â….just be sure not to tell them you talked to me
CS: WaitÂ…what are you talking aboutÂ…Â…?
(Instigator slips into the shadows of the tall brushÂ…
J2b: {shining his flashlight in CSÂ’s face} Hey you there..! What are you doing here?
CS: {putting his hands in the air} FU J2B
J2B: FUCS
Razd: Whatcha got Brown?
J2b: Got us a stragglerÂ….
Razd: {seeing CS} Well, well, wellÂ….F.U.C.S
CS: Howdy RazdÂ….
Razd: Whatcha doing out here Coach?
CS: On my way home, just got lost I guessÂ….
J2B: Lost huhÂ…? Out here?
CS: YeahÂ…..IÂ’m trying to find some people
Razd: Who people?
CS: I was told the finalists to attend the 2013 National Spit Summit in Montana will be finding me
J2B: {surprised look} Hot damn Razd! ItÂ’s him!
CS: {looking at Razd and pointing at J2B} WhatÂ’s he talking about?
Razd: WeÂ’re two of the finalistsÂ….
CS: OhhhhhhhÂ…..I see. So you guys wanna represent KTC at the Spit Summit?
J2B: You bet Coach! Me and razd would make a great team!
CS: Oh so youÂ’re a sister act?
Razd: FUCS
CS: Seriously thoughÂ…can a brother get a ride back to town?
Razd: Hop inÂ….
(Riding in the MOD Squad Crown Vic on the way back to the 2012 Quit Groups)
CS: So....who were you guys looking for back there?
J2B: Oooh this is fun....I feel like we're in one of those reality cop shows!
Razd: Pipe down chatter nut....
J2B: Chatter nut?
CS: Seriously....what is it a matter of national security or something?
Razd: Not really, we were looking for the quitter that calls himself Instigator
CS: Oh.....
Razd: He's returned to KTC following a long absence and we've been told to keep an eye out for him
J2B: Yeah he's a former chat mod too so he knows all of the back roads
Razd: So Coach....you didn't see anything odd out there did you?
CS: Um......can't say that I did. So....what are you guys planning on doing as your talent?
J2B: Well like we said it's going to be a team act, maybe some juggling, a few magic tricks and some sketch comedy
CS: Sounds invigoratingÂ…
Razd: Very funny CoachÂ….either way it doesnÂ’t matter what we do for our talent. ItÂ’s much more important that KTC have representation at the 2013 National Spit Summit. ThatÂ’s what weÂ’re all here forÂ…the quit, and the more people we can reach the better
J2B: Right you are Razd!
CS: Well said sir
(As the MOD Squad Crown Vic bounds over the HOF train railroad tracks they notice CleanFuel walking on the sidewalk)
CS: Hey guys can you pull over so I can holler at Cleanfuel?
J2B: I dunno CoachÂ….we really need to getÂ…
Razd: {Interrupting J2B} What J2B meant to say is we really donÂ’t mindÂ…
J2B: Right you are Razd!
(Razd hits the siren once and pulls up next to CleanFuel)
CS: {hanging out of the window} What are you doing out on the streets this late?
CleanFuel: {startled} Damn Coach, you scared the shit out of meÂ….what in the hell are you doing in a MOD Squad car?
CS: ItÂ’s kind of a long storyÂ…letÂ’s just say IÂ’m spreading the word about the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana on Aug. 6-8
CleanFuel: What about it?
J2B: {rolling down the window} TheyÂ’re sending two representatives from KTC
CleanFuel: Sounds awesome, whoÂ’s going?
CS: DonÂ’t know yet, itÂ’ll all be decided by a talent show competition. Razd and J2B here are a few of the finalists
CleanFuel: CoolÂ….a talent show seems like an odd way to designate representatives but whatever. IÂ’ll support KTC in any way I can
CS: Thanks for supporting the cause
CleanFuel: Hey no problem Coach, I owe this place big time!
CS: You and me bothÂ….well you have yourself a good night sir
CleanFuel: You too Coach! Quit Like Fuck!
(Razd winds the MOD Squad Crown Vic down Quit Groups Boulevard and turns into the 2012 Quit Groups subdivision. They pass the August 2012 house where Ziesmer has trimmed the front hedges into a large middle finger)
CS: Oh that ZÂ…what a character
Razd: {pulling into the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012} Right you are Coach! So weÂ’re hereÂ….
CS: Thanks for the rideÂ….I guess IÂ’ll be seeing you guys at the talent show competition?
J2B: Sounds good Coach
(CS steps out of the Crown Vic and ascends the stairs to the Glass House as Razd backs out of the driveway and speeds off towards Quit Groups Boulevard)
CS: {to himself} What an odd dayÂ….
(CS unlocks the front door and steps into the foyer of the Glass House. As he closes the door, he hears a familiar voice)
Cbird: Late night?
CS: Long storyÂ….how was the game?
Cbird: We out vigored them….beat ‘em 24-22. Vadge drove in the winning runs with an extra special vigor kick
CS: Sorry I missed itÂ…
Cbird: No worriesÂ…so Keddy stopped by earlier. He was looking for you but wouldnÂ’t tell me whyÂ….is there something I should know about?
CS: Like I said, long story
Cbird: Well maybe you can tell the Watcher one day. Anyways, Keddy said heÂ’d drop back by tomorrow
CS: GoodÂ…I need to rest my narrative muscles

To be continuedÂ…Â…
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #190 on: June 27, 2013, 01:34:00 PM »
Quote from: Coach
Part Two

(Just as Ready is beginning to explain to CS how the 5 finalists to represent KTC at the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana on August 6-8 will find him, Nolaq re-enters the room)
NOLAMFQ: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but I have an urgent message {leaning down to whisper into Loot's ear}
Loot: {rolling his eyes} Ferfucksake......
Ready: Mr. Coach, it appears we have another matter that needs our attention {motioning to Mjollnir} Please show Mr. Coach the way home
Mjollnir: With pleasure
CS: What.....you're sending me home with him?
Ready: Fine.....Scowick, please accompany them
Scowick: Will do...{gesturing} this way Coach
(Mjollnir and Scowick fly CS back to the 2013 National Spit Summit fundraising thermometer. The helicopter arrives just as the sun is dipping below the horizon....CS steps out of the helicopter )
Scowick: Remember the talent competition is only a few days away, you've got some work to do
Mjollnir: Yeah Coach...get to work!
CS: Hey Mjollnir
Mjollnir: Yeah.....?
CS: That's what your mom said last night
Mjollnir: Why you little!
(Scowick lifts the helicopter into the air and leaves CS standing in a swirling cloud of dust)
CS: {talking to himself} Great.....now its dark and I've got to walk my ass back to the Glass House
(CS looks down the main road and then peers down the dirt access road used by MODS)
CS: {to himself} I know they tell us not to use these roads.....but what the hell
(CS starts out down the dirt access road. The road is only wide enough for one vehicle as overgrown weeds and trees line the shoulders. The road winds back and forth and the stark moonlight is the only thing enabling CS to see which direction the road is turning. Just then, CS hears a rustling in the bushes)
CS: {freezing} Who goes there?
(Rustling stops....)
CS: {swallowing the lump in his throat} Show yourself....this is your last warning!
(Someone stumbles out of the bushes with his hands halfway in the air. CS can't make out his face in the pale moonlight)
Mystery Quitter: Whoa, whoa, whoa.....no need to get all crazy there cowboy!
CS: You sound familiar...do I know you?
Mystery Quitter: Maybe.....I haven't been around here in awhile
CS: Wait.....Gator....is that you?
Instigator: The one and only....how have been Coach?
CS: Oh not bad......what in the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
Instigator: Trying to lay low....I just got back into town a few days ago
CS: Where have you been?
Instigator: Oh here and there really....nothing exciting to speak of
CS: If I recall correctly, you pissed some people off before leaving town
Instigator: Yeah I did.....I was a loose cannon back then. So Coach...why in the hell are YOU out here in the middle of the night?
CS: I'm on a mission
Instigator: {sarcastically waiving his hands in the air} Ooooohh....super special Coach. What's your mission?
CS: To spread the word about the 2013 National Spit Summit and the 2 representatives KTC will be sending this year
Instigator: Sounds like a worthy cause, so what's the gig?
CS: Well apparently I'm supposed to interview the finalists
Instigator: Who are the finalists?
CS: I don't know yet....
(Just then, the quitters see the headlights of a MOD Squad Crown Vic rounding a curve up ahead, they duck into the thick brushÂ….)
Razd: {hanging his head out of the passenger window holding an old fashioned spot light} Naw man, Kate Upton is waaaaay hotter than Catrinel Menghia
Jost2brown: {bringing the car to a stop} Dude I donÂ’t even know who Catrinel Men-chia isÂ…
Razd: Men-ghiaÂ…itÂ’s the girl from the Fiat commercials
J2B: WhateverÂ….hey you sense that?
Razd: YesÂ…my MOD sense is going crazy!
(Back over in the bushes)
Instigator: ShitÂ…..I think theyÂ’re onto me
CS: What do you mean ‘onto you’?
Instigator: Never mind thatÂ….hey I gotta split, donÂ’t worry they wonÂ’t mess with youÂ….{patting CS on the chest}Â….just be sure not to tell them you talked to me
CS: WaitÂ…what are you talking aboutÂ…Â…?
(Instigator slips into the shadows of the tall brushÂ…
J2b: {shining his flashlight in CSÂ’s face} Hey you there..! What are you doing here?
CS: {putting his hands in the air} FU J2B
J2B: FUCS
Razd: Whatcha got Brown?
J2b: Got us a stragglerÂ….
Razd: {seeing CS} Well, well, wellÂ….F.U.C.S
CS: Howdy RazdÂ….
Razd: Whatcha doing out here Coach?
CS: On my way home, just got lost I guessÂ….
J2B: Lost huhÂ…? Out here?
CS: YeahÂ…..IÂ’m trying to find some people
Razd: Who people?
CS: I was told the finalists to attend the 2013 National Spit Summit in Montana will be finding me
J2B: {surprised look} Hot damn Razd! ItÂ’s him!
CS: {looking at Razd and pointing at J2B} WhatÂ’s he talking about?
Razd: WeÂ’re two of the finalistsÂ….
CS: OhhhhhhhÂ…..I see. So you guys wanna represent KTC at the Spit Summit?
J2B: You bet Coach! Me and razd would make a great team!
CS: Oh so youÂ’re a sister act?
Razd: FUCS
CS: Seriously thoughÂ…can a brother get a ride back to town?
Razd: Hop inÂ….
(Riding in the MOD Squad Crown Vic on the way back to the 2012 Quit Groups)
CS: So....who were you guys looking for back there?
J2B: Oooh this is fun....I feel like we're in one of those reality cop shows!
Razd: Pipe down chatter nut....
J2B: Chatter nut?
CS: Seriously....what is it a matter of national security or something?
Razd: Not really, we were looking for the quitter that calls himself Instigator
CS: Oh.....
Razd: He's returned to KTC following a long absence and we've been told to keep an eye out for him
J2B: Yeah he's a former chat mod too so he knows all of the back roads
Razd: So Coach....you didn't see anything odd out there did you?
CS: Um......can't say that I did. So....what are you guys planning on doing as your talent?
J2B: Well like we said it's going to be a team act, maybe some juggling, a few magic tricks and some sketch comedy
CS: Sounds invigoratingÂ…
Razd: Very funny CoachÂ….either way it doesnÂ’t matter what we do for our talent. ItÂ’s much more important that KTC have representation at the 2013 National Spit Summit. ThatÂ’s what weÂ’re all here forÂ…the quit, and the more people we can reach the better
J2B: Right you are Razd!
CS: Well said sir
(As the MOD Squad Crown Vic bounds over the HOF train railroad tracks they notice CleanFuel walking on the sidewalk)
CS: Hey guys can you pull over so I can holler at Cleanfuel?
J2B: I dunno CoachÂ….we really need to getÂ…
Razd: {Interrupting J2B} What J2B meant to say is we really donÂ’t mindÂ…
J2B: Right you are Razd!
(Razd hits the siren once and pulls up next to CleanFuel)
CS: {hanging out of the window} What are you doing out on the streets this late?
CleanFuel: {startled} Damn Coach, you scared the shit out of meÂ….what in the hell are you doing in a MOD Squad car?
CS: ItÂ’s kind of a long storyÂ…letÂ’s just say IÂ’m spreading the word about the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana on Aug. 6-8
CleanFuel: What about it?
J2B: {rolling down the window} TheyÂ’re sending two representatives from KTC
CleanFuel: Sounds awesome, whoÂ’s going?
CS: DonÂ’t know yet, itÂ’ll all be decided by a talent show competition. Razd and J2B here are a few of the finalists
CleanFuel: CoolÂ….a talent show seems like an odd way to designate representatives but whatever. IÂ’ll support KTC in any way I can
CS: Thanks for supporting the cause
CleanFuel: Hey no problem Coach, I owe this place big time!
CS: You and me bothÂ….well you have yourself a good night sir
CleanFuel: You too Coach! Quit Like Fuck!
(Razd winds the MOD Squad Crown Vic down Quit Groups Boulevard and turns into the 2012 Quit Groups subdivision. They pass the August 2012 house where Ziesmer has trimmed the front hedges into a large middle finger)
CS: Oh that ZÂ…what a character
Razd: {pulling into the driveway of the Glass House of April 2012} Right you are Coach! So weÂ’re hereÂ….
CS: Thanks for the rideÂ….I guess IÂ’ll be seeing you guys at the talent show competition?
J2B: Sounds good Coach
(CS steps out of the Crown Vic and ascends the stairs to the Glass House as Razd backs out of the driveway and speeds off towards Quit Groups Boulevard)
CS: {to himself} What an odd dayÂ….
(CS unlocks the front door and steps into the foyer of the Glass House. As he closes the door, he hears a familiar voice)
Cbird: Late night?
CS: Long storyÂ….how was the game?
Cbird: We out vigored them….beat ‘em 24-22. Vadge drove in the winning runs with an extra special vigor kick
CS: Sorry I missed itÂ…
Cbird: No worriesÂ…so Keddy stopped by earlier. He was looking for you but wouldnÂ’t tell me whyÂ….is there something I should know about?
CS: Like I said, long story
Cbird: Well maybe you can tell the Watcher one day. Anyways, Keddy said heÂ’d drop back by tomorrow
CS: GoodÂ…I need to rest my narrative muscles

To be continuedÂ…Â…
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how's that going and how do we get involved?
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Re: We Quit Like Fuck
« Reply #189 on: June 26, 2013, 01:14:00 PM »
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(Coach Steve is standing at the entrance to the Announcements thread gazing up at a large wooden fundraising thermometer that is only 70% filled. The sign next to the fundraising thermometer says Help Send Two of Our "Staff" to the 2013 National Spit Summit in Missoula, Montana! "Looks like they're running out of time to raise the money," CS mutters to himself. Just then, a MOD Squad Crown Vic comes hurling up the dirt access road between the Announcements and Intro threads and comes to a screeching halt right in front of CS. The windows are tinted black and CS can't see who is in the vehicle. A voice comes over the loud speaker.....)

Loud Speaker: Identify yourself quitter!
CS: {awkwardly putting his hands in the air} Um....I'm Coach Steve
Loud Speaker: I know who you are!
CS: Well then why'd you ask me to identify myself....
Loud Speaker: Silence!
CS: Ok...so I really don't know what's going on here...
Loud Speaker: FUCS
CS: {furrowing his brow and lowering his hands} Wait a second.....
Loud Speaker: Do you think this is a game Coach?
CS: I honestly don't know what to think.....
(Just then, a black helicopter approaches and kicks up dust as it sets down next to the fundraising thermometer. The door opens and out steps Remshot followed closely by Mjollnir and Scowick)
Remshot: {approaching CS} Are you the one they call...Coach Steve?
CS: Yeah that's me....or CS for short
Remshot: We have a situation....you need to come with me immediately
CS: But I'm supposed to meet ERDVM, CBird, Bigwhitebeast and Pavetheway for a kick ball match at Words of Wisdom Memorial Park in about 15 minutes. We're playing the Pink G-Strings for the championship.....
Scowick: {chortle} The Pink G-Strings....what is that Gmann's team?
CS: Actually.....yes
Scowick: Oh......well then good luck I guess
Remshot: No! {motioning to Scowick and Mjollnir with his eyes} You're coming with us....NOW!
CS: {looking at Mjollnir} Hey...don't I know you from somewhere?
Mjollnir: Can't say that we've ever met...
CS: Are you sure....cause you look really familiar. Were you ever a Chat Mod?
Mjollnir: I don't know what you're talking about....
CS: Oh that's right....you fucking muted me!
Loud Speaker: You muted Coach....? Damn that's cold
Mjollnir: He made a your mom joke
Loud Speaker: Well in that case it's warranted...
CS: {turning to the Loud Speaker} Who are you?
Loud Speaker: That's none of your damn business Coach and I'd thank you to stay out of my personal affairs
CS: {walking towards the Crown Vic} I'll find out who you are....
Remshot: Seize him!
(Mjollnir and Scowick grab CS by the arms and start leading him to the helicopter)
CS: {to Remshot} Seize him...? What are we in medieval times?
Remshot: Your toilet humor makes me giggle Coach {motioning to the MODS} Bag him!
CS: Wait....bag me...?
(Just then, Mjollnir and Scowick put a black bag over CS's face, zip tie his hands and throw him into the chopper. As the chopper lifts into the air CS can hear the Loud Speaker voice yelling "FUCS....have a nice trip!")
CS: So...um....don't you guys think the blind-folding and hand-cuffing is overkill?
Scowick: We can't let you find out the way to the ADMIN's Secret Lair
CS: So why did you zip tie my hands?
Scowick: Remshot said he didn't want you writing about the trip to the ADMIN's Secret Lair in your silly little narratives
CS: Oh....then I should probably stop writing this narrative, huh?
Mjollnir: How are you doing that?
Remshot: Never mind that.....we're almost there and you know how Loot gets when we keep him waiting
(The helicopter lands and the MODS lead CS across the landing platform. They descend a narrow spiral staircase before leading CS down a long hallway. Just then, the MODS remove the zip tie and rip off the black bag covering CS's face as he is temporarily blinded. As his eyes adjust, CS sees that he is in some sort of rock structure that is either underground or in a hollowed out mountain)
Remshot: Wait here..... {disappearing behind a doorway}
Mjollnir: {prodding CS with his staff} Yeah....wait here
CS: Do you enjoy poking me with your staff?
Mjollnir: I don't know what you're talking about....
CS: That's not what your mom said last night...
Mjollnir: {lunging at CS} Why you little......
Scowick: {holding Mjollnir back} Restrain yourself....the ADMIN want him unharmed
Mjollnir: {shaking his fist} One of these days Coach!
CS: One of these day these boots are gonna walk all over you?
(Just then, 30yraddict emerges from the doorway)
30: Bring him...the ADMIN will see him now
(CS is led into a large room adorned with framed paintings of all the Retired ADMIN, LDiddy, WhoDey, SOS, chewless jim, Aquaman43 and 11X4. On a platform beneath the paintings sit 7 wooden chairs, each the same size as the next. The date November 20, 2006 is carved into the rock wall. In the middle of the room sits a lone chair)
30: {gesturing} Please.....have a seat
CS: {sitting down slowly} Ok.....what is this all about?
30: You'll find out soon enough....
(30 exits the room and closes the door with a loud thud. Just then, another door opens and Nolaq steps into the room.)
Nolaq: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. I Like to Write Narratives...
CS: Awesome nickname...you come up with that yourself?
Nolaq: Look little man, do you know who I am...? I'm No One Likes a Mother Fucking Quitter!
CS: Wouldn't that be NOLAMFQ?
Nolaq: Shut up....you know what I meant
CS: So are you the one who is going to tell me what in the hell is going on here?
Nolaq: That is for the Council of the ADMIN to explain
CS: The Council of the ADMIN?
Nolaq: Yes.....also known as The 7
CS: So when is that going to happen cause I'm missing a kickball game to be here....
Nolaq: Ah yes...the Pink G-Strings vs. The Glass House Gang
CS: You knew about this?
Nolaq: Let's just say a certain person arranged for you to be here during the game...we'll call him Pmann
CS: Dammit! FU Pmann!
Nolaq: Now, now Coach, don't get too worked up....Loot doesn't like it when you get all worked up
CS: Worked up....?
Nolaq: Yes Coach....you know I make you all hot and bothered....
CS: Um...I.....uh...
Nolaq: Nevermind that, the ADMIN Council will see you now
(Just then, mule enters the room followed by FranPro, Rutroh, Remshot, Ready, loot and chewie. They are all wearing bath robes and sneakers)
Ready: Mr. Coach, thank you for coming on such short notice
CS: It's not as if you guys gave me a choice
Ready: Yes....we do apologize for that Mr. Coach, but we've found in the past that it's not always easy to get quitters to do things voluntarily
CS: Apology accepted Mr. Ready, now can someone tell me what I'm doing here?
Chewie: I'll speak to that. Mr. Coach you've undoubtedly heard about our campaign to send 2 members of our staff to Montana for the National Spit Summit?
CS: Yes, I've heard of it....hell I already donated $100
Chewie: Indeed you have, and it was very much appreciated. However, you might have also noticed that we are still short nearly $1200. That brings us here today....we'd like to engage your services to help us bridge the gap
CS: And how exactly do you expect me to do that?
Loot: Let loot take it from here....you see Mr. CS...loot knows all about these little narratives you post everywhere on the site
CS: Yeah I didn't figure it was a secret...
Loot: {loot pulls up his chair and gets real comfortable} Well CS, loot wants you to do a narrative for the selection of the 2 staff members that we're going to send to Montana
Chewie: Think of it as a journalistic endeavor
CS: So you want me to report on your selection of the 2 that are going to Montana?
Ready: Basically yes...but we want you to report it in narrative form
CS: I guess I can do that...can you tell me how the 2 will be selected?
Ready: We started with 10 MODS and we've since reduced it down to 5. The ADMIN Council will vote on the 2 nominees following a talent show competition
CS: A talent show?
Rutroh: I wanted to do the Hunger Games, but it was pointed out that we may lose some good MODS in the process
Ready: Yes....loot wanted to have a spelling bee and mule's idea was to have a donkey race
CS: A donkey race?
Mule: {sitting up in his chair} You got a problem with donkey races?
CS: Um...not really Mr. Mule....just never heard of one
Mule: Oh...well now you have
Ready: Anyways, as I was saying...it's critical that we select the right people to represent KTC at the National Spit Summit
CS: That brings me to my next question, what exactly is the National Spit Summit?
Chewie: I've already written a blog about it here. klark and I attended last year. We were pretty much the only quitters in attendance!
CS: That doesn't surprise me, I don't think anything short of quit group accountability and posting roll could've helped me quit
Loot: That brings loot to his next point, we need to educate the people who are trying to help others quit. These are the people that are saying "quit this way," yet they have no actual quitting experience. Would you have listened to those people on Day 2 Mr. CS?
CS: I'd have told them to go fuck themselves on Day 2
Chewie: That's precisely what we're talking about....spreading the gospel of real world quitting experience the KTC way
CS: Well anything I can do to help the cause...
Ready: Good to hear Mr. Coach...now the talent show competition will be held in a few days. In the meantime, we'd like you to meet all of the finalists and get to know them
CS: No problem, I just need to know who the finalists are
Ready: Don't worry....they'll find you
I am a huge fan of the Quit Like Fuck statement, I went in for $100.00
I don't have QLF tattooed yet - how would that look as a tramp stamp

:wub:
I had it tattooed on my penis. When I am not aroused, it say's "QLF'h!" When I'm turned on. It says, "Quit Like Fuck Every Damn Day You Bad Ass Son of a Bitch!" 'archer'
Ohemgee! That is some funny shit!
its amazing what they can do with micro dot technology 'crackup'
Guilty! When my wife saw my junk for the first time, she said, "Now who is that going to please?" I said, "Me!" She doesn't do me out of mercy she does it because she like to laugh. Talk about a happy ending for both of us. 'winker'

(Sorry for Hijacking you page Coach, I have a small penis is my only excuse. Time to go get a sports car.)
when KTC hits meets the fund raising goal for the Spit Out - maybe we can get them to contribute to your hair plugs too :o

Dig deep boys and help spread to the word

WE ARE QUIT
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