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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2014, 02:07:00 AM »
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28 days in...I haven't gone this long without nicotine since 1994. Still having some craves, but they pass after a few pushups and deep breathing.

My worst crave is consistently the LastDipBeforeBed dip. Nicotine wants to attack me at my weakest point of the day, I guess. Of course, that's a dumbass move on it's part, because it's pretty unlikely that I'm going to make it out of my house unnoticed at midnight for a convenience store run.

Speaking of the convenience store, I wound up at my convenience store on Sat. Was going to vacuum the car, and needed quarters. I walked in, and my dude laid it up on the counter. Can o' Copenhagen long cut. I said, "Put that shit away and give me 4 quarters." As I lay my G-Dub on the counter, he asked if I quit, and I told him I had, and he said, "That's what I thought...I've noticed you haven't been around."

Fucking A Right you've noticed. Bitch.

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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2014, 11:02:00 PM »
Quote from: LeonardThompson
28 days in...I haven't gone this long without nicotine since 1994. Still having some craves, but they pass after a few pushups and deep breathing.

My worst crave is consistently the LastDipBeforeBed dip. Nicotine wants to attack me at my weakest point of the day, I guess. Of course, that's a dumbass move on it's part, because it's pretty unlikely that I'm going to make it out of my house unnoticed at midnight for a convenience store run.

Speaking of the convenience store, I wound up at my convenience store on Sat. Was going to vacuum the car, and needed quarters. I walked in, and my dude laid it up on the counter. Can o' Copenhagen long cut. I said, "Put that shit away and give me 4 quarters." As I lay my G-Dub on the counter, he asked if I quit, and I told him I had, and he said, "That's what I thought...I've noticed you haven't been around."

Fucking A Right you've noticed. Bitch.

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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2014, 10:58:00 PM »
28 days in...I haven't gone this long without nicotine since 1994. Still having some craves, but they pass after a few pushups and deep breathing.

My worst crave is consistently the LastDipBeforeBed dip. Nicotine wants to attack me at my weakest point of the day, I guess. Of course, that's a dumbass move on it's part, because it's pretty unlikely that I'm going to make it out of my house unnoticed at midnight for a convenience store run.

Speaking of the convenience store, I wound up at my convenience store on Sat. Was going to vacuum the car, and needed quarters. I walked in, and my dude laid it up on the counter. Can o' Copenhagen long cut. I said, "Put that shit away and give me 4 quarters." As I lay my G-Dub on the counter, he asked if I quit, and I told him I had, and he said, "That's what I thought...I've noticed you haven't been around."

Fucking A Right you've noticed. Bitch.

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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2014, 07:00:00 AM »
I know the feeling of a long shift and wanting a dip. Luckily I've gotten on here when the cravings hit too hard and then I'm good. That or I text one of the guys I've connected with on here. This site is a GREAT resource.
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2014, 08:41:00 PM »
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Day 12 was an entire day of dip triggers for me. Hard ones. We had trees down everywhere from the latest winter episode here in North Cakalaka. It was 65 degrees today, and I gots to break out the chainsaw.

Now for me, they might as well have put an extra instruction on starting a chainsaw - 1. pull choke 2. Make sure bottom lip is full of Copenhagen...you get the pic.

It was rough, but I made it through by chanting my mantra in my head about having to start over if I fuck up...and sawing two entire pine trees down to the size of Lincoln logs while chewing several packs of gum helped also.

I wouldn't have gotten through this day without remembering the kick ass stuff I'd gotten from this site.

Old timers, if you're reading this...Thanks...a lot. Guests, and newbies like me, USE THIS SITE. READ IT. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUITTING AND CAVING ONE DAY.
Way to man up and kick the bitch aside. Congrats on the victory.
You had a great day my friend. Great job. That was a day of wins. Next time you crank that chainsaw it will be easier. Next time all those triggers face you it will be easier. Keep doing what your doing. Things will get easier and easier. Glad to be quit with you. ;)
Good on you LT. Been backing your quit since Day 1, keep it strong!
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2014, 08:25:00 PM »
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Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 12 was an entire day of dip triggers for me. Hard ones. We had trees down everywhere from the latest winter episode here in North Cakalaka. It was 65 degrees today, and I gots to break out the chainsaw.

Now for me, they might as well have put an extra instruction on starting a chainsaw - 1. pull choke 2. Make sure bottom lip is full of Copenhagen...you get the pic.

It was rough, but I made it through by chanting my mantra in my head about having to start over if I fuck up...and sawing two entire pine trees down to the size of Lincoln logs while chewing several packs of gum helped also.

I wouldn't have gotten through this day without remembering the kick ass stuff I'd gotten from this site.

Old timers, if you're reading this...Thanks...a lot. Guests, and newbies like me, USE THIS SITE. READ IT. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUITTING AND CAVING ONE DAY.
Way to man up and kick the bitch aside. Congrats on the victory.
You had a great day my friend. Great job. That was a day of wins. Next time you crank that chainsaw it will be easier. Next time all those triggers face you it will be easier. Keep doing what your doing. Things will get easier and easier. Glad to be quit with you. ;)
Good on you LT. Been backing your quit since Day 1, keep it strong!
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2014, 12:12:00 PM »
LT, keep up the good work but don't let your guard down either. The trail for this journey never ends...........................
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2014, 11:12:00 AM »
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Quote from: hypothesaurus
Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 12 was an entire day of dip triggers for me. Hard ones. We had trees down everywhere from the latest winter episode here in North Cakalaka. It was 65 degrees today, and I gots to break out the chainsaw.

Now for me, they might as well have put an extra instruction on starting a chainsaw - 1. pull choke 2. Make sure bottom lip is full of Copenhagen...you get the pic.

It was rough, but I made it through by chanting my mantra in my head about having to start over if I fuck up...and sawing two entire pine trees down to the size of Lincoln logs while chewing several packs of gum helped also.

I wouldn't have gotten through this day without remembering the kick ass stuff I'd gotten from this site.

Old timers, if you're reading this...Thanks...a lot. Guests, and newbies like me, USE THIS SITE. READ IT. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUITTING AND CAVING ONE DAY.
Way to man up and kick the bitch aside. Congrats on the victory.
You had a great day my friend. Great job. That was a day of wins. Next time you crank that chainsaw it will be easier. Next time all those triggers face you it will be easier. Keep doing what your doing. Things will get easier and easier. Glad to be quit with you. ;)
Good on you LT. Been backing your quit since Day 1, keep it strong!
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2014, 09:30:00 AM »
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Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 12 was an entire day of dip triggers for me. Hard ones. We had trees down everywhere from the latest winter episode here in North Cakalaka. It was 65 degrees today, and I gots to break out the chainsaw.

Now for me, they might as well have put an extra instruction on starting a chainsaw - 1. pull choke 2. Make sure bottom lip is full of Copenhagen...you get the pic.

It was rough, but I made it through by chanting my mantra in my head about having to start over if I fuck up...and sawing two entire pine trees down to the size of Lincoln logs while chewing several packs of gum helped also.

I wouldn't have gotten through this day without remembering the kick ass stuff I'd gotten from this site.

Old timers, if you're reading this...Thanks...a lot. Guests, and newbies like me, USE THIS SITE. READ IT. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUITTING AND CAVING ONE DAY.
Way to man up and kick the bitch aside. Congrats on the victory.
You had a great day my friend. Great job. That was a day of wins. Next time you crank that chainsaw it will be easier. Next time all those triggers face you it will be easier. Keep doing what your doing. Things will get easier and easier. Glad to be quit with you. ;)
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2014, 11:21:00 PM »
Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 12 was an entire day of dip triggers for me. Hard ones. We had trees down everywhere from the latest winter episode here in North Cakalaka. It was 65 degrees today, and I gots to break out the chainsaw.

Now for me, they might as well have put an extra instruction on starting a chainsaw - 1. pull choke 2. Make sure bottom lip is full of Copenhagen...you get the pic.

It was rough, but I made it through by chanting my mantra in my head about having to start over if I fuck up...and sawing two entire pine trees down to the size of Lincoln logs while chewing several packs of gum helped also.

I wouldn't have gotten through this day without remembering the kick ass stuff I'd gotten from this site.

Old timers, if you're reading this...Thanks...a lot. Guests, and newbies like me, USE THIS SITE. READ IT. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUITTING AND CAVING ONE DAY.
Way to man up and kick the bitch aside. Congrats on the victory.

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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2014, 11:16:00 PM »
Day 12 was an entire day of dip triggers for me. Hard ones. We had trees down everywhere from the latest winter episode here in North Cakalaka. It was 65 degrees today, and I gots to break out the chainsaw.

Now for me, they might as well have put an extra instruction on starting a chainsaw - 1. pull choke 2. Make sure bottom lip is full of Copenhagen...you get the pic.

It was rough, but I made it through by chanting my mantra in my head about having to start over if I fuck up...and sawing two entire pine trees down to the size of Lincoln logs while chewing several packs of gum helped also.

I wouldn't have gotten through this day without remembering the kick ass stuff I'd gotten from this site.

Old timers, if you're reading this...Thanks...a lot. Guests, and newbies like me, USE THIS SITE. READ IT. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUITTING AND CAVING ONE DAY.

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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #36 on: March 04, 2014, 10:47:00 PM »
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Quote from: razd611
Quote from: grizzlyhasclaws
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: 30isEnuff
Quote from: Zillah
Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 8 is here. I can say that I have one week under my belt. I also have a few observations...

1. This site is a fucking awesome crutch. I've been in chat, posted roll, and got some 911 help numbers. KTC will definitely be STAYING as part of my quit plan. I'm a retread that didn't get posting roll. I do now. I fucking almost broke my neck posting roll Sat. am. The accountability aspect is helping me greatly. Wished I 'd used it YEARS ago.

2. This goes to anybody out there who is reading this as a guest...you've still got your can of dip, and you're maybe thinking, "This looks pretty cool. I'm going to finish this can tonight, and come back here tomorrow, and quit."

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. QUIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. RIGHT. THEFUCK. NOW. I planned many, many, many extravagant, ceremonial future quits over the 30 plus years that I dipped. None of them made it 8 days. Some of them didn't make it 8 minutes.

Monday 2/24. I was blindsided with my quit. I didn't expect to. One minute I was looking forward to the MondayMorningDip, and as soon as I realized I wanted to quit, I flushed that shit, and I got my ass back here for redemption. It's working.

3. I've read "quit for yourself" many times on here. It is so fucking true. The only reason that I'm not dipping this week is because I chose not to. God forbid if my wife and kids were abducted by aliens today, I still wouldn't fucking dip. Mulder and Scully could show up with a can of Copenhagen at my door and tell me that the Martians got 'em, and I would tell them to go fuck themselves. QUIT FOR YOU.

4. Gum and mints really fucking work. So does drinking the shit out of water.

5. If you don't exercise. Start. If you do exercise. Do it more.  I have used racquetball, running, and swimming as a crutch this week. It has helped.

6. I'm documenting everything that I feel this week every day. I never want to forget how hard this first part of quitting is.

Whenever a hard crave comes on, I say..."This feels pretty fucking bad right now. And the only thing that a dip will do right now is GUARANTHEFUCKTEE that I will have to feel the exact same way again." I've been able to get through some serious craves like that.

That's all I've got for now. Thanks for the air time.
Folks, this is what a "fuckin'-A" quit looks like right here! Nice job LT!
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Proud of You today! You got this ODAAT and NAFAR, period
I smell quit in here.....and of course, this.... 'BanDog' ...like fuck
You fucking get it! Nice! Keep it up ODAAT.
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #35 on: March 04, 2014, 10:26:00 PM »
Quote from: derk40
Quote from: razd611
Quote from: grizzlyhasclaws
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: 30isEnuff
Quote from: Zillah
Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 8 is here. I can say that I have one week under my belt. I also have a few observations...

1. This site is a fucking awesome crutch. I've been in chat, posted roll, and got some 911 help numbers. KTC will definitely be STAYING as part of my quit plan. I'm a retread that didn't get posting roll. I do now. I fucking almost broke my neck posting roll Sat. am. The accountability aspect is helping me greatly. Wished I 'd used it YEARS ago.

2. This goes to anybody out there who is reading this as a guest...you've still got your can of dip, and you're maybe thinking, "This looks pretty cool. I'm going to finish this can tonight, and come back here tomorrow, and quit."

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. QUIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. RIGHT. THEFUCK. NOW. I planned many, many, many extravagant, ceremonial future quits over the 30 plus years that I dipped. None of them made it 8 days. Some of them didn't make it 8 minutes.

Monday 2/24. I was blindsided with my quit. I didn't expect to. One minute I was looking forward to the MondayMorningDip, and as soon as I realized I wanted to quit, I flushed that shit, and I got my ass back here for redemption. It's working.

3. I've read "quit for yourself" many times on here. It is so fucking true. The only reason that I'm not dipping this week is because I chose not to. God forbid if my wife and kids were abducted by aliens today, I still wouldn't fucking dip. Mulder and Scully could show up with a can of Copenhagen at my door and tell me that the Martians got 'em, and I would tell them to go fuck themselves. QUIT FOR YOU.

4. Gum and mints really fucking work. So does drinking the shit out of water.

5. If you don't exercise. Start. If you do exercise. Do it more.  I have used racquetball, running, and swimming as a crutch this week. It has helped.

6. I'm documenting everything that I feel this week every day. I never want to forget how hard this first part of quitting is.

Whenever a hard crave comes on, I say..."This feels pretty fucking bad right now. And the only thing that a dip will do right now is GUARANTHEFUCKTEE that I will have to feel the exact same way again." I've been able to get through some serious craves like that.

That's all I've got for now. Thanks for the air time.
Folks, this is what a "fuckin'-A" quit looks like right here! Nice job LT!
An out of this world alien quit llike a mudderfuggin badass alien killer!
Proud of You today! You got this ODAAT and NAFAR, period
I smell quit in here.....and of course, this.... 'BanDog' ...like fuck
You fucking get it! Nice! Keep it up ODAAT.
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Now that is a quitters attitude. Hell ya brother. Quit with you all damn day!
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #34 on: March 04, 2014, 05:45:00 PM »
Quote from: razd611
Quote from: grizzlyhasclaws
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: 30isEnuff
Quote from: Zillah
Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 8 is here. I can say that I have one week under my belt. I also have a few observations...

1. This site is a fucking awesome crutch. I've been in chat, posted roll, and got some 911 help numbers. KTC will definitely be STAYING as part of my quit plan. I'm a retread that didn't get posting roll. I do now. I fucking almost broke my neck posting roll Sat. am. The accountability aspect is helping me greatly. Wished I 'd used it YEARS ago.

2. This goes to anybody out there who is reading this as a guest...you've still got your can of dip, and you're maybe thinking, "This looks pretty cool. I'm going to finish this can tonight, and come back here tomorrow, and quit."

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. QUIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. RIGHT. THEFUCK. NOW. I planned many, many, many extravagant, ceremonial future quits over the 30 plus years that I dipped. None of them made it 8 days. Some of them didn't make it 8 minutes.

Monday 2/24. I was blindsided with my quit. I didn't expect to. One minute I was looking forward to the MondayMorningDip, and as soon as I realized I wanted to quit, I flushed that shit, and I got my ass back here for redemption. It's working.

3. I've read "quit for yourself" many times on here. It is so fucking true. The only reason that I'm not dipping this week is because I chose not to. God forbid if my wife and kids were abducted by aliens today, I still wouldn't fucking dip. Mulder and Scully could show up with a can of Copenhagen at my door and tell me that the Martians got 'em, and I would tell them to go fuck themselves. QUIT FOR YOU.

4. Gum and mints really fucking work. So does drinking the shit out of water.

5. If you don't exercise. Start. If you do exercise. Do it more.  I have used racquetball, running, and swimming as a crutch this week. It has helped.

6. I'm documenting everything that I feel this week every day. I never want to forget how hard this first part of quitting is.

Whenever a hard crave comes on, I say..."This feels pretty fucking bad right now. And the only thing that a dip will do right now is GUARANTHEFUCKTEE that I will have to feel the exact same way again." I've been able to get through some serious craves like that.

That's all I've got for now. Thanks for the air time.
Folks, this is what a "fuckin'-A" quit looks like right here! Nice job LT!
An out of this world alien quit llike a mudderfuggin badass alien killer!
Proud of You today! You got this ODAAT and NAFAR, period
I smell quit in here.....and of course, this.... 'BanDog' ...like fuck
You fucking get it! Nice! Keep it up ODAAT.
'clap'
Now that is a quitters attitude. Hell ya brother. Quit with you all damn day!
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Re: The last time that I will ever quit Copenhagen
« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2014, 03:51:00 PM »
Quote from: grizzlyhasclaws
Quote from: Coach
Quote from: 30isEnuff
Quote from: Zillah
Quote from: LeonardThompson
Day 8 is here. I can say that I have one week under my belt. I also have a few observations...

1. This site is a fucking awesome crutch. I've been in chat, posted roll, and got some 911 help numbers. KTC will definitely be STAYING as part of my quit plan. I'm a retread that didn't get posting roll. I do now. I fucking almost broke my neck posting roll Sat. am. The accountability aspect is helping me greatly. Wished I 'd used it YEARS ago.

2. This goes to anybody out there who is reading this as a guest...you've still got your can of dip, and you're maybe thinking, "This looks pretty cool. I'm going to finish this can tonight, and come back here tomorrow, and quit."

FUCK THAT BULLSHIT. QUIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. RIGHT. THEFUCK. NOW. I planned many, many, many extravagant, ceremonial future quits over the 30 plus years that I dipped. None of them made it 8 days. Some of them didn't make it 8 minutes.

Monday 2/24. I was blindsided with my quit. I didn't expect to. One minute I was looking forward to the MondayMorningDip, and as soon as I realized I wanted to quit, I flushed that shit, and I got my ass back here for redemption. It's working.

3. I've read "quit for yourself" many times on here. It is so fucking true. The only reason that I'm not dipping this week is because I chose not to. God forbid if my wife and kids were abducted by aliens today, I still wouldn't fucking dip. Mulder and Scully could show up with a can of Copenhagen at my door and tell me that the Martians got 'em, and I would tell them to go fuck themselves. QUIT FOR YOU.

4. Gum and mints really fucking work. So does drinking the shit out of water.

5. If you don't exercise. Start. If you do exercise. Do it more.  I have used racquetball, running, and swimming as a crutch this week. It has helped.

6. I'm documenting everything that I feel this week every day. I never want to forget how hard this first part of quitting is.

Whenever a hard crave comes on, I say..."This feels pretty fucking bad right now. And the only thing that a dip will do right now is GUARANTHEFUCKTEE that I will have to feel the exact same way again." I've been able to get through some serious craves like that.

That's all I've got for now. Thanks for the air time.
Folks, this is what a "fuckin'-A" quit looks like right here! Nice job LT!
An out of this world alien quit llike a mudderfuggin badass alien killer!
Proud of You today! You got this ODAAT and NAFAR, period
I smell quit in here.....and of course, this.... 'BanDog' ...like fuck
You fucking get it! Nice! Keep it up ODAAT.
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