syndrome

[syndrome]

hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.

[Souliman]

ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.

any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at http://mobro.co/tcbates. man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.

by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.

Youz started talkin' about balls and dicks and stuff and then shaving. Then I read "I'll get piksure posted soon".

:blink:

I'm glad I read it again....

I'll see what I can do for a donation. Just moved into our new house and drained the bank account. 'bang head'

I'm a trichophiliac but I'll put a few dollars in the bucket.

[magnum9]

ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.

any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at http://mobro.co/tcbates. man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.

by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.

Youz started talkin' about balls and dicks and stuff and then shaving. Then I read "I'll get piksure posted soon".

:blink:

I'm glad I read it again....

I'll see what I can do for a donation. Just moved into our new house and drained the bank account. 'bang head'

[syndrome]

ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.

any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at http://mobro.co/tcbates. man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.

by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys no that smokey guy rites some good stuff in his intro rite? so man i found this jem in my quit groop and i thot id share it. speshully for the cavetards out there.

I love to see myself talk, so here's a bump for you guys who weren't spending your Friday nights on the computer....

I wanted to put my serious two cents in on the topic of helping cavers and what it means to others when a brother/sister decideds to cave. Reading Builderchad's post in November and reflecting on the past got me to thinking more about this issue.

Cavers don't just cave. They make the conscious decision to cave. There is no nic bitch whispering in their ear, holding their family hostage, fucking them up the ass, whatever other metaphors you can come up with. Cavers always have a choice. They may decide to pull into a local convenience store because they know they have a special two for one special on Copenhagen. They may purchase the two for one special of Copenhagen. They may open a can with that one fingernail they purposefully didn't trim that morning. All bad decisions. But they aren't yet cavers. A caver makes the conscious decision to actually put the chew in their mouth. To light the cigarette and take a drag. They're not thinking about accountability at that moment; they're rationalizing their actions. "This will make the stress go away." "It's either full fledge alcoholism or this chew." "I can quit again after this one dip/can/log/life."

Most of you don't know Builderchad. He was a fucking nutball August quitter. An amazing quitter who got more people invested in this site than anyone else I know. That's not to put any dedicated vets down, that's just saying Builderchad was pantysniffing insane. His cave crushed me. Scared me. Demoralized me. Fucking pissed me off to no ends. I let him know it as did many others who had put their faith in him. He stayed away for a long time. Skunkdouche hasn't come back. Funny thing is, look at my member number and joined date. Now look at my last roll call post below. Doesn't quite match up, eh?

I had signed up for a KTC account but had never posted roll during my first "quit" attempt. I saw the animosity in here and decided this wasn't for me. What a bunch of internet dorks, I thought. This shit is a joke. Instead of joining a quit group and posting roll, I signed up for a anti-smoking class through a local hospital. I was the only chewer in the class, the only chewer my instructor (20 years experience) had ever had in class. We all had the same quit day - two weeks after the first day of class. Only 6 out of 10 people were able to stay quit 48 hours. When the other people explained why they couldn't make it, there was no anger. No "you fucked me over". It was a very open and accepting environment of failure. The class ended and we all went our own ways. I caved after about 3 months (I'll share that story some other time) and continued chewing for about 8 months after that. I was chewing more and in more risky/stupid situations. I chewed while teaching class (that's some extreme ninja shit, but I'm pretty sure some kids knew, but the teacher/student power relationship kept their teenage mouths shut). Fuck.

I'm rambling. I don't really know what I'm trying to say. I guess my feeling is, if you make the choice to cave, you're not just hurting yourself. You know that. If you make the choice to cave, you are committing an atrocious act against yourself and the people on this site who care about you. Why do they care about you - a fucking clever nickname and booby avatar? They care about you because they care about themselves. Everyone on this site is selfish to some extent. We're all doing this for ourselves. I'm writing this for myself. If someone reads this extraordinarily long post and buys a can of fuckenshitten and cuts the seal and still decides to throw the fuckenshitten away at the last second, that's fucking great. If they write a post on this board thanking me for that, that's fucking amazing for me. If they don't write a post on this board, I'm still going to imagine that this scenario is happening over and over again. I'm a fucking hero.

Now, how will I feel if I cave? What have you done? How will you feel if you cave?

[Kubiak]

hay man you guys its like a week untill movember starts and i gotta disside what kind a mustash i shood grow this year. so i came here to get some votes.

i aint gonna do the hittler thing. and sinse its only a month i dont think i can get a good handel bar like rolley fingers. and that means that dolly dude what painted the melty clocks is out too.

so heres what i think i mite be able to do for the month so vote for one or do a rite in for your faverite.

the magnum pi - just your avrige evry day mustash tho i mite be abel to turn it into the handel bar.
the hulkster - just like my currint stile with out the beard
the gomez adams - just a diffrint look. not sure how it goes with my shaved head tho. and its prolly more work then i want. so i mite just veto this one.

Do the reverse hitler like gg allin. I'll have to post a link when I'm at a real puter.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys its like a week untill movember starts and i gotta disside what kind a mustash i shood grow this year. so i came here to get some votes.

i aint gonna do the hittler thing. and sinse its only a month i dont think i can get a good handel bar like rolley fingers. and that means that dolly dude what painted the melty clocks is out too.

so heres what i think i mite be able to do for the month so vote for one or do a rite in for your faverite.

the magnum pi - just your avrige evry day mustash tho i mite be abel to turn it into the handel bar.
the hulkster - just like my currint stile with out the beard
the gomez adams - just a diffrint look. not sure how it goes with my shaved head tho. and its prolly more work then i want. so i mite just veto this one.

[Kubiak]

i jus park up frunt were dat red stripey curb is cuz nobody parks there its real ez.

[syndrome]

Nobody answered your first question about women working out and just splashing perfume on. Does that make me bad for not brushing my teeth since I have started sucking on atomic fireballs all day? My breath still smells good when I blow in my hand..

i tell you what man. them atomick fire balls is just like breth mints. only after bout a dozen or so you get that candy film bildin up so it just feels bad. but man if you want to wait til saterday to brush at leest your breth will still smell good.

[MikeWC]

Nobody answered your first question about women working out and just splashing perfume on. Does that make me bad for not brushing my teeth since I have started sucking on atomic fireballs all day? My breath still smells good when I blow in my hand..

[Deleted User (sccrockett)]

i always bak in mah truck cuz sumbodee tol me a stistic wun time that most axidents is when you bak up. and if you bak in to da spot sted of out, thers nothin movin to worry bowt. and peepul that hit stuf that aint movin is just dum

[TSNUS]

im always on the lookout fer spaces i can just pull thru so i can just park in the farther ahead space. then idont have to back out or in. sum folks cant drive let alone back up. i try to never drive by the entrances eether and kinda go around the lot to park in the back. i dont mind a few more steps if i dont have to wait for these morons. dont even get me started on the idiots wifth phones gluud to there ears.

[Dozer99]

So what your really asking is: how come some people like to go in from the rear, instead of the front. Seems like a legitamate question. I say it's cause we're all made a little different.

[syndrome]

ok man i rememembered a nuther one a my questyuns...

hows come some peepel will take like 3 minits to back in to a parkin space insted a just pullin in and backin out later? man i get it with like full bed pickumup trucks cuz it may be hard to see to back out. but why back in at all? waste 3 minits to save 10 seckinds later? and man if you got the mad backin up skillz aint it just as eezy to back out as it is to back in? and dont get me started on the fuck nutz what has to take 5 minits to back in to the diagonel parkin spaces and face the rong way and drive aginst traffic to. those ass clowns shood be shot on the spot.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i got some questyuns... only i forgot most of um. but man lets start with this one...

why do the feemales what go to work out or jog or do that zumbra shit think they dont need showers after? i see this a lot at the old ymca but i tell you it goes back farter... my old compny had a on site fitnis center and they wood go work out at lunch then think 'hay all i need is a littel splash a perfumes and im reddy to go'. i just dont get it.