syndrome

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i have to tell you there must be no dummer fucks then what work for the gummint. so yesterday i get home and rite there in my mail is a jury questyun-air. no big deal. so its got 2 parts. the first part is like 6 questyuns. reel eezy. are you a sitizin? are you a rezadent of the county? are you over 70? have you ever been convickted of a fellony? etc. so far so good. then they got the seckind haff whats a bit longer. rite there on top they got my name tiped rite eezy to see. #1 fill in your name. reely? wtf? you got it tiped rite over the box and you want me to rite it? i figger i better get that rite or they will put me on a jury for sure cuz them loyer guys like nothin better then dum asses on a jury. #2 adress. hay dum fukcs - you just mailed me this dam form i thihnk you no what it is. but man i use the same kind a thinkin as for #1. most a the rest are pretty normal type things i gess. they want to no what i do. prolly so they can sort out the smart peepel like me a head a time. but then comes #15. have you ever been convickted of a fellony? hay dum fuck agin. you asked me that up top. you think may be im gonna change my mind?

o rite i come home to this rite after sittin with a bunch a dum fucks on the hiway ware i went like 12 miles in a hour. man i like to call that hiway 'ideits on parrade' on good days. so man may be i shoodnt be to hard on the dum fucks what work for the gummint.

hay man sinse some a you new quiterers prolly aint red my thred here you shood. theres lots a good info here. ask any buddy whats red it. they can tell you.

[Keddy]

hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number.  :blink:

now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?

Forward it to me.

Send her a picture of TCOPE!

[Souliman]

hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. :blink:

now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?

Forward it to me.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. :blink:

now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?

[Greg5280]

......

I apologize for my spelling.

'crackup'

Now that is funny !!

'crackup' 'crackup'

[30yraddict]

......

I apologize for my spelling.

'crackup'

[redyota]

hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.

i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.

any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.

so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.

so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.

my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.

sayme theeng happnt to ol LOOT las yeer. cept LOOT got aholt of a good'un. only charched ol LOOT 300 hunnert smackers wich is now jus a liddle irritatin cause it wast only 22 smacker part

well man he prolly charged loot 45 bucks for the part, 75 for laber, 80 cuz it was reely hot and loot wanted a.c. and finely 100 for loot makin him drive out to eastbumbelfuck.

I've changed out about a dozen of those, for myself and neighbors. They are made differently than in the past, due to environmental regs (elimination of PCBs), and do not dissipate heat nearly as well, leading to quicker failure times. I keep a spare in my garage and suggest everyone do them same. Mine have a tendency to die between 1:00 and 3:00 in the morning.

Like your brother said, you can always kick start the fan until you can get a new capacitor. Turn the thermostat down to 60, so the unit never shuts off. The fan can run forever with a dying capacitor, it just cant start.

I apologize for my spelling.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.

i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.

any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.

so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.

so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.

my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.

sayme theeng happnt to ol LOOT las yeer. cept LOOT got aholt of a good'un. only charched ol LOOT 300 hunnert smackers wich is now jus a liddle irritatin cause it wast only 22 smacker part

well man he prolly charged loot 45 bucks for the part, 75 for laber, 80 cuz it was reely hot and loot wanted a.c. and finely 100 for loot makin him drive out to eastbumbelfuck.

[loot]

hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.

i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.

any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.

so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.

so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.

my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.

sayme theeng happnt to ol LOOT las yeer. cept LOOT got aholt of a good'un. only charched ol LOOT 300 hunnert smackers wich is now jus a liddle irritatin cause it wast only 22 smacker part

[syndrome]

hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.

i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.

any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.

so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.

so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.

my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.

[AgLawyer]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'

Fucking car dealerships............

That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.

I have been in the car business for 16 years and that saying is supposed to be.

"Under promise and Over deliver".

There is a right and wrong way to do this business, and I can tell you as a manager if I saw that and he worked for me he would be looking for a new job!

P.S. You need to find a different dealership to do business with. There are good and bad ones. Look at dealer rater and see who has the best reviews. Look for the salesperson with the highest satisfaction scores at that dealer and ask for them.

Hint. Look at Ewing Buick GMC in Plano, Tx.

Damn I'm glad I didn't say what I was going to say!!! Grizz you need help? I got a foothorn!

Jacked up deal. In Texas we have a law called the Deceptive Trade Practices Act to protect against shit like that.

[syndrome]

man i dont wanna bash all the car dealers cuz i no theres good and bad just like any type a buisness. i grew up in the buisness cuz my granpappy started sellin case tracters then cars. i no he wood not a put up with this kind a shit eether.

[Wt57]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'

Fucking car dealerships............

That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.

I have been in the car business for 16 years and that saying is supposed to be.

"Under promise and Over deliver".

There is a right and wrong way to do this business, and I can tell you as a manager if I saw that and he worked for me he would be looking for a new job!

P.S. You need to find a different dealership to do business with. There are good and bad ones. Look at dealer rater and see who has the best reviews. Look for the salesperson with the highest satisfaction scores at that dealer and ask for them.

Hint. Look at Ewing Buick GMC in Plano, Tx.

Damn I'm glad I didn't say what I was going to say!!! Grizz you need help? I got a foothorn!

[RAZD611]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'

Fucking car dealerships............

That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.

I have been in the car business for 16 years and that saying is supposed to be.

"Under promise and Over deliver".

There is a right and wrong way to do this business, and I can tell you as a manager if I saw that and he worked for me he would be looking for a new job!

P.S. You need to find a different dealership to do business with. There are good and bad ones. Look at dealer rater and see who has the best reviews. Look for the salesperson with the highest satisfaction scores at that dealer and ask for them.

Hint. Look at Ewing Buick GMC in Plano, Tx.

[DennyX]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'

Fucking car dealerships............

That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.