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[Grizzly25]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'

Fucking car dealerships............

[Wt57]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'

[syndrome]

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.

[carumba10]

you can get some very nice deals!

That line plus your avatar made me chuckle because I read it in borat's voice.

Borat:I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below

Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.

Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet

Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here

Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.

[Kubrick]

you can get some very nice deals!

That line plus your avatar made me chuckle because I read it in borat's voice.

[Keddy]

it makes me pisseder

Can I borrow this phrase from time to time?

[G]

Years ago I bought my first car from a dealership. Never again. Last 5 cars I have bought private. Prices are way way better and no BS car salesman to deal with. If you are patient and watch the prices you can get some very nice deals.

Absolutely. Thats how I roll, too.

[carumba10]

Years ago I bought my first car from a dealership. Never again. Last 5 cars I have bought private. Prices are way way better and no BS car salesman to deal with. If you are patient and watch the prices you can get some very nice deals.

[Bruce]

hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.

now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.

now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.

none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.

the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.

the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'

there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.

the front speekers in the car dont evin work.

i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.

and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'

you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.

I can tell how pissed you are . Haven't been around long but I detect quite a few ledgable words in your post, that just ain't normal. Give them hell.

HAHAHA I love you Wt...

I'd be pissed to syndrome, that's some straight up bullshit. I know in the car business it's all about the sell, but they forget every once in while that they have to COMPLETE the damn sell to actually get it.

[Wt57]

hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.

now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.

now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.

none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.

the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.

the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'

there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.

the front speekers in the car dont evin work.

i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.

and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'

you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.

I can tell how pissed you are . Haven't been around long but I detect quite a few ledgable words in your post, that just ain't normal. Give them hell.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.

now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.

now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.

none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.

the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.

the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'

there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.

the front speekers in the car dont evin work.

i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.

and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'

you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.

[rgross298]

Reflections on the past 2 years.

Just over two years ago, I was getting ready to do the annual enrollment for benefits, and I noticed that the company was going to charge $50/month more for people who use tobacco.  That's real money, and coupled with the $100+/month I was pissing away on Cope, I decided it was time for a change.  I've tried to quit before. I've used the patch. I've used Smokey Mountain and Oregon Mint snuff. And I've failed. So I jumped on the internet in the hopes of finding something, anything that would help me quit.  Among the things I found was this site. I lurked for a while, trying to find the magic trick to quit. I couldn't find it. Honestly, I almost didn't even register on this site. I mean how could posting to an anonymous internet forum be any better than medical science (the patch or gum) or doing it on my own? How fucking queer is that? But I joined any way, determined to give it my best shot.  Like I said back when I had that first dip dream, if I caved, I could disappear into the vapors of the internet and never come back. My posting style (for the most part) has been predicated on looking at the brighter side of things for the most part. I don't think some of the vets thought I was serious about quitting. But I found brothers in arms with my Feb '09 quit group.

What's worked for me, and why I think it has. (and it may or may not work for you)
First and foremost was posting roll. I've already said I thought it was absurd, when I started. But posting with some of those guys made me feel like I'd be the biggest pussy in the world to cave. HDFIREDAWG was in fucking IRAQ and trying to quit with us. He couldn't post every day, but did when he could.  The dude was getting his ass shot at, and trying to quit. Fuck if I was worried about being shot at, IEDs and car bombs, the last thing I'd be worried about is the bitch killing me! Yet here he was, quitting with the rest of us.  No way was I going to fucking cave! After hitting the hall, I found other brothers with similar interests the EEC and posting up with those guys is just like an extension of posting roll. Stay in touch and support each other.

Second was addressing the addiction: the true chemical addiction to nicotine.  As mentioned, I'd tried the patch. But as soon as the patch was gone, so was my quit.  Ask any brother here, and they'll tell you the reason is obvious. The patch is just another delivery system. You've traded dip delivery for patch, but the addiction is still fed. Quit the patch, feel like shit, and BOOM! back to dip, because it makes you feel better.  Well that cycle isn't going to work, but I didn't understand what it was doing, because I didn't understand the fog, the funk, or whatever you want to call it was part of the healing process, and I was destroying it after each cycle. Part two was understanding that the addiction NEVER GOES AWAY. Every day is a fight, and stress has caused a good number of quitters to cave.  Then there are the true bad ass quitters, the ones we look to and say, "I want to be that tough every fucking day!" I don't even know how often she comes around these days, but I want to say, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU NICKIE for every story you've shared.

Third was the oral fixation: I'm not a fan of the fake stuff, because it always lead me back to Cope when I couldn't find the fake stuff. I needed something different, and anyone who has followed this thread can tell you what I found - atomic fire balls. I could buy them in bulk and cheaply. I couldn't pack them in my lip, and I could only take so many, and they killed the taste of anything I put in my mouth (so I didn't desire anything else in there.) I still throw one in every now and again. I rarely chew gum for the simple reason is that I still find myself packing it. Yes, even after 2 years.

I'm going to tell you right now that even after the hall it isn't always easy. I've had days where I've thought, "I could have just one." when I damn well know I can't. I've used the tools I picked up here or inertia (or the inability to get off my ass) to fight through and say, "NO FUCKING WAY AM I TURNING MY LIFE BACK OVER TO TOBACCO!"  If you've been around for more than a few months, you've probably seen a long time quitter cave.  This is a fight for life, and I'm going to fight it every day for the rest of my life! Now who's fucking with me!

I wish you'd ditch the village idiot garbage and write coherently like this all the time, because you have some badass shit to say. I'd love to know more about your TRI crap but I can't get a sentence or two into the stupidity before I get bored and think about how much time you wasted.

[syndrome]

you no what i hate? i meen a sides from havin to dig down to page 4 a the intros just to find my thred or just big tabacky in generel? i hate day lite savins time.

but man i love that big ass number we postid up on big savins wensday yesterday. over 220 grand. thats good savins there. speshully from them pricks over to big tabacky.

[TX_Cope_Quitter]

hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.

first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.

then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.

man i went over to the ymca agin last nite and i sware to god there was this same gray ford parked ware it shoodnt be. im thinkin i shood get some pam or wd40 and spray it on the fuckers wind sheeld.

Bead of grease on the wipers. That'll learn 'em.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.

first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.

then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.

man i went over to the ymca agin last nite and i sware to god there was this same gray ford parked ware it shoodnt be. im thinkin i shood get some pam or wd40 and spray it on the fuckers wind sheeld.