syndrome

[Souliman]

hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.

first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.

then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.

I would have thought a third nipple would qualify you for a handi-cap sticker.

[RAZD611]

If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.

um - yea, I know I'm new and all and probably should keep my mouth shut - but no lie - I have a guy in the hospital right now for EXACTLY what Loot described...

man if your a quiterer you dont have to keep your mouth shut round me.

i tell you guys old drome will play round with plummin and alectrics but hes smart anuff not to play with them door springs or gas lines. my momma dint raise no dummys.

My garage door spring broke bout a year ago. I changed it myself and used a couple of large Craftsman screwdrivres to wind it up (it worked but I would very strongly advise against it).

[Highway48]

hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.

first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.

then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.

this is fucking awesome!!!

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.

first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.

then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.

[syndrome]

If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.

um - yea, I know I'm new and all and probably should keep my mouth shut - but no lie - I have a guy in the hospital right now for EXACTLY what Loot described...

man if your a quiterer you dont have to keep your mouth shut round me.

i tell you guys old drome will play round with plummin and alectrics but hes smart anuff not to play with them door springs or gas lines. my momma dint raise no dummys.

[Stillkatn]

If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.

um - yea, I know I'm new and all and probably should keep my mouth shut - but no lie - I have a guy in the hospital right now for EXACTLY what Loot described...

[dippshit]

In my professional opinion, I would call a professional :D. We are not ALL cheap ass SOB's 'finger point'.

[loot]

If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.

[Keddy]

'arse' BIG ASS CHECKS SUCK!!! 'arse'

[Notdeadyet]

Great story 'Drome. I experienced that one twice in the last 8 years. Up north garage doors are insulated and heavy, and builders are still cheap-ass sob's who put in undersized springs. Ha. It's always nice to know I'm not a special butterfly.

[syndrome]

ok ytou guys its been a wile sinse i put any thing here but man yesterday sucked. first i new it was gonna suck a bit cuz i was puttin a kid in braces so theres a big check to the braces guy.

but man then it got worser. mrs. drome calls me at work sayin the garage door wont open up. the opener dont work. and shes got like a hunnert things to do. so man i just tell her to pull that cord and lift up the door and i can disside what to do when i get home. looks like thersdays gonna be a unsckeduled day off a work. not 5 minits later shes callin me agin sayin it must be locked cuz she cant move it a lick. i cant baleive shes so week she cant move the door. but i cant trubble shoot from work so i figger the afternoon wood be better than tomorow any ways. well i talk to the boss man and tell him i gots to go cuz shes got a hunnert things to do. and man hes cool with it so i scoot out round lunch times.

now man i get home adn i give it a look and she pulled the cord all rite. so man i get set to throw that door up. only no what? dam thing dont move. now i aint all hulk hogan but i aint week neether. so man i bend at the knees and give a good lift. i get that thing up bout 3 inchis man and *boom* its back on the floor. so bein smart like i am i look up and sure anuff the spring done snaped in haff. well man i aint got the tools or experteze to do that fix so i get out the yellow pages man and find some buddy what can. so i call him up and tell him my problim and also that it must a burtn out the motor to the opener to so man i prolly need a new one a them to. he says may be he can fix it so he is gonna look at it afore putin a new one up. and man its my lucky day cuz they got no work goin on and he can be out in haff a hour.

well man wile were waitin mrs drome says she was lookin at the door and thot she saw the paint chippin but when she looked closer it waas cracked. well man i dont care how it looks i aint gettin her a new door to.

the repare guy gets there and were chatin as hes changin out the spring. corse the cheep sob bilder used the smallist spring he cood and it lasted bout 10 yeers. well he gets done replacin both and we hoist the door up so as he can look at the opener. well man we get it up and *snap* man the bottum pannle a the door folds rite up. bad news my frend... i need a new door to. good news is hes got what i want in stock in the ware house and can get me all set up tomorow. so i prolly got to take tomorow off any ways.

time for a quick re cap so far. i think i need a new opener and a day off a work. then it gets better cuz i need some springs and only a haff day off a work. now i need a opener springs and a new door and a day and a haff off a work.

well man bout a haff a hour later he calls me agin. seems his instaler guys got time to do it today. so they can be there bout 1:30. and bing bang boom afore 3:00 im all fixed up and ritin a big ass check. so now i can go to the braces guy and rite a nuther big ass check. at leest i dont hafta take thersday off a work. and man i no what it takes to hang a freakin garage door. so man if you ever need to put in a garage door i bet i cood help. but i dont got the tools to fuck with springs.

hell of a way to spend day 1,183 man.

[syndrome]

day 1,146

man i posted up with my number to day cuz i was a big lazy terd over the holadays. and it just aint rite to go a week then post yesterday +1 like i do normal. i werent at risk a cavin at all and i still got numbers. but its a bad exsampel for me to go missin like that and not textin guys to post me up.

[hsumatt2117]

It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post.  It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it.  Wow.

dont worry man cuz me and my bruther are gonna rite up the reely smart stuff in this here thred in a eezy reeder thred for fokes like you what are reeding challinged.

That would be great. I'm sure you and your brother have alot of time to do that.

[redtrain14]

mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.

So are their intersections

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html

I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.

man it thot that when i moved up here to. but ware they got it makes lots a sense. hevvy trafic goin both ways meens eether

a) only a couple a lefts made at eech cicle a the lite
2) long cicles cuz you hafta get 10 or so cars thru the left eech time or
iii) fukced up mishigin lefts ware you can get like 20 thru in a reguler cicle.

now man this makes sense here with like 3 or 4 lanes goin eech way. dont make sense in a small town tho.

Is this some kind of recipe or something? What's the recipe for?

Sounds like he's making a "cicle."

This is deja vu all over again.

[Keddy]

mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.

So are their intersections

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html

I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.

man it thot that when i moved up here to. but ware they got it makes lots a sense. hevvy trafic goin both ways meens eether

a) only a couple a lefts made at eech cicle a the lite
2) long cicles cuz you hafta get 10 or so cars thru the left eech time or
iii) fukced up mishigin lefts ware you can get like 20 thru in a reguler cicle.

now man this makes sense here with like 3 or 4 lanes goin eech way. dont make sense in a small town tho.

Is this some kind of recipe or something? What's the recipe for?

Sounds like he's making a "cicle."