syndrome

[syndrome]

hey man you guys. i just wanna let you all no that i dissided not to do the blog cause that wood be more work. so what i dissided to do was takl my bruther into doin a blog entery evry wonse in a wile. so man you dont have to go to the blog page to reed my ritin cause it will all be rite here.

but heres the thing man. if you got grate ideas for the blog you can still send um to me cause my bruther isnt reely rejisterd here cause he dint hafta be a quitterer cause he never started.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i see ware chewy says we got a blog thing goin so i was thinkin i cood do a blog but may be i mite need some ideas for what to rite bout. now i still aspeckt to update this here thred cause i no its got some rite yousful informashun for the new guys. and i no some older gusy still chec kit out when may be they need a bit of a pick me up.

so any way you guys if you have stuff you wanna reed bout in my blog sted of over here let me no. but firts i gotta get the go ahed from chewy man. so stay tooned an look for me to blog.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i dint no wear to put this so this is wear i put stuff i dont no wear it gos. any way i had this guy at the offis bring in some mountin dew throw back stuff today. i gess theres pepsy throw back out there to. but any way the pepsy guys are makin these throw back drinks with suger insted of that corn sirup stuff. and man i gotta say i like it. but there only makin it for like 2 months. well i'm gonna stock up on it wen i find it then like send um letters tellin um to keep makin it. cause man i dont like that corn sirup stuff and now i just drink the coffy. cause you no what uou guys? i think all that corn sirup is part a why we're all gettin fatterer as a country. and fook the corn loby and the suger loby what keeps the inported suger so spensive.

[theo3wood]

so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.

now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.

man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.

few yeers back, I'ze at a diner for big egg and bakin breckfest  got the craps real bad. I run to the bathroom and theyrs too crapper stahls. I no there's a bidness man in one 'cus I can see his pinstripe wul suit trowsers around his ankels---which was in some reel nice wingtip shoes.

Anyways, I goes to the uther crapper, which is unfortoonitly filled with them little, wormey-like turds, and man I mean FILLED. well, i just caint wait no more man, so i says a prayer and flushes the wormey-filled crapper, only they don't go down man, they go UP. they go outta the top of the crapper and start spreddin out across the tile floor. man that's when i notice the floor drain underneath that bidnessman's nice shoes an the hole floor is sloped to send evrything into that drain man.

so now we got 'march of the killer wormey turds' under the stall, attackin that poor fellers nice wuhl pants and wingtips, and i still got a ass full 'o shit man. so all's i can say is "sorry" and hightail it outta there man.

so thats my pooper story rite theyre man told in my best syndrome acksent man an its a tru story to man

[O.D.]

Same "shit" has happened to me on several morning runs, only on my routes, there was nowhere to stop. The first time, I was lucky enough to have some woods to crap in, and leaves to whipe. The next two times, I was on top of a river levee, no tree or building within sight. I went about half way down the river side of the levee and dropped trough, hoping some tug wouldn't go by and put it's spot light on me. Then walked home trying not to smudge much, cause I had nothing to wipe with.

Keep trying to get your battle dump in prior to running. Your body will soon adjust to the new routine.

[Ricko]

so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.

now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.

man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.

Thanks for makeing me smile on Monday. :)

[syndrome]

so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.

now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.

man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.

[syndrome]

so i promist you guys some stuff from my kids ice show what was a cupple a weeks ago. man its a lot a little kids and then some hi scool and middle scool kids mostly in big groops but some solos and groops a 2 or 3 to.

well man for me it started munths ago cause i was helpin bild props and stuff. this was my first yeer of doin that stuff and well there aint to mnay helpers. the show had a dizney theem so man we had this cassle waht was like 17 feet hi. and a bunch a painted 2d stuff just to stick on the ice. we bilt a reely cool pirite ship to. well man they did a hanna montana number and wanted a stage for may be 6 girls. so man we bilt a secshunal thing with 3 4x8 foot secshuns. well man that wasnt big enuff for the bossis so we bilt an other 2 secshuns. then they wanted a cat walk out the front. so we bilt that. then they started to use it for other things so we had to re-enforse it for more kids. so any ways theres 2 haffs of the show. the first haff gets the cassle and the second haff gets the stage. and they do 4 shows on the week end.

sinse i dont have skates i gotta find other work durin the show. well man they need spotlite guys and man i did some rock-n-roll spots back in the day so i can handel it. one a the spots is up on skaffolds and not to many guys want to go up there so i snap up that job reel quick like. but i gotta clime down between haffs to help move the cassle out and the stage in. now the stage i said was in secshuns, so we had to tie it to gether with some hevy duty zip ties. well one a the guys whose helpin works out a lot. and the certin is open wile we're puttin the stage to gether and he takes off his jackit to show off like. so man we're all like 'look whose takin us to the gun show' and stuff like that. but he takes it pritty good.

the shows go pritty good you guys. now my older girl shes a pritty good skater man cause shes doin dubble jumps and stuff. but she got put in a snow wite dress so she had to skale back to doin a axle-haff loop-flip combo in her number and man she nailed it every time man.

any way they warned me afore the show that every body what promist to help tare down after wood disapeer. so man that last show i dint work a spot lite. me and the gun show guy were rippin down props when they were used up. now the thing i for got to menshun was all the props go up in a loft on the other side a the bilding and for the most part we gotta lift um up there and down from there areselfs. so man when the lites come up for haff time we hurry up and bild the stage and move all the first haff stuff we tore down to the other side a the bilding so durin the second haff we can lift it up to the loft. after we get that up its back to tarin down props agin. we had to wait till the show was neer to over afore we cood tare down the cassle cause of ware it was ahind the certin. well just like they told me man all them helpers scatterd like cockroachis and man there were just six a us to tare down. man if we dint do all that stuff durin the show we wooda bin there all nite man.

but you no what? i'm gonna do it agin next yeer man. and the yeer after that. and keep it up so long as my kids are skatin.

so man you guys thats my story from the ice shows. not much funny stuff but man i gotta say theres a lot a ice shows in are area but man we put on prolly the best a the bunch.

[syndrome]

Hey man you guys. I still get to tappin from time to time to. Man i was doin that a lot in my first couple a months a quit. so man i'd load my tin pocket with them atomic fire balls and when i tapped i popped one in my mouth. so man them old habits die hard.

but why i came here to day was to nounse that since i first came here i hit 25 pounds droped. man i thout for shure i'd put on wait when i quit but then i saw that antrasite triathalon thread what big brother jack had goin. well i tell ya i ran a cupple a marathons but my feet get beet up so bad. and i got a pritty good rode bike so i thout this wood be a cool thing ta do. i been trainin like a mad man sinse just afore chrismis. well i tell you what man for eester i was werin sutes what i dint fit into for like the last 7 or 8 yeers. so man thanks big bro jack for inspirin my but to do more then just quit.

and man i still owe you guys a rite up from my kids skatin show. i'll get to it soon.

[Ricko]

Congrats on the 150. good to read your stories. I am a syndrome fan. Quit for sure.

[shazam]

hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.

this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured.  now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.

now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.

any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.

Syndrome bro-- you are right -- it ain't never over ! Today is 10 +1 and as I was heading out to the shop after breakfast I tapped my front right pocket to make sure I had my "tin". Had to laugh at how old habits creep in but it still shows one that I am a chew away from failing my quit...which is why I live to quit one day at a time.! thanks for the reminder of how we gotta battle this!

on another note about your old lady swimming partner..you sure she wasn't trolling for you? 'crackup' Grey hairs need loving too!

Yo Rooster, I wrote a few days ago, how I did the 'ol tap on the way to the shitter here at work.

We are all sick in the head.

I hear you all. The best thing about dipping for me, I also stopped getting that second coffee in the day to have something to spit into! Not only am I saving money on no dip (Even though the effers dropped the price) but also saving on coffee! I also keep checking the console and my pocket for my tin... seems to be gone... that's the way I like it and my QUIT!!!

[GlennFtheKodiak]

hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.

this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured.  now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.

now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.

any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.

Syndrome bro-- you are right -- it ain't never over ! Today is 10 +1 and as I was heading out to the shop after breakfast I tapped my front right pocket to make sure I had my "tin". Had to laugh at how old habits creep in but it still shows one that I am a chew away from failing my quit...which is why I live to quit one day at a time.! thanks for the reminder of how we gotta battle this!

on another note about your old lady swimming partner..you sure she wasn't trolling for you? 'crackup' Grey hairs need loving too!

Yo Rooster, I wrote a few days ago, how I did the 'ol tap on the way to the shitter here at work.

We are all sick in the head.

[harmwag1]

you right ndrooster. i look in the console of my car everyday to see if my cope is there. i do it at least a couple of times a day. guess what- its not there- its gone. forever.

[ndrooster1]

hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.

this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured.  now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.

now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.

any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.

Syndrome bro-- you are right -- it ain't never over ! Today is 10 +1 and as I was heading out to the shop after breakfast I tapped my front right pocket to make sure I had my "tin". Had to laugh at how old habits creep in but it still shows one that I am a chew away from failing my quit...which is why I live to quit one day at a time.! thanks for the reminder of how we gotta battle this!

on another note about your old lady swimming partner..you sure she wasn't trolling for you? 'crackup' Grey hairs need loving too!

[syndrome]

hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.

this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured. now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.

now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.

any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.